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Chapter: 5 Pink
Balamb
Lands at the dock and they exit. Seifer: Man that sucked! Raijin: Are you ok? Fuijin: SAFE? Seifer: Yeah. But being a leader is hard. All those people asking me for drugs is sad. Squall:. Seifer and his posse leave. Quistis: Where's Seifer Squall points to where they went Quistis: That ass wipe! Anyways you have some free time, just make sure to be back for your tests in a half hour. Zell: That's not much time! Quistis: Shut up or do I have to whip ya? Zell: I'll be quiet. *Cowers*
They leave and see Seifer taking the car.
Zell: Oh great how are we gonna get back now? Squall: Ever heard of walking? Selphie: That's like 20 minutes away! Squall: Get your lazy ass's going NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! They run as fast as they can, managing to only run over a few children and a squirrel.
Balamb Garden
Zell: Finally made it! Selphie: Really! I think I'm going to take a nap before getting our test results. Squall: Whatever.
Squall is about to go to his dorm when the announcement bell rang.
"Will all the students participating in the Field Exam please come to the 2nd floor."
Squall tries to go around. Garden Staff: Didn't you hear? Go to the 2nd floor. Squall: Enough! *Bitch slaps the guy GS: I'm telling!! *Runs off crying
"Will all the students.AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Squall strangles the announcer.
Squall: Ah peace!!!! *Skips to the 2nd floor ^ . ^
They wait, wait. Squall: Zell stop pacing! Zell: I'm really nervous!! Squall: * Smells something and sniffs at Zell and yells* Zell did you shit your pants!!!?? All: *Stares and backs away Girl: I thought I smelt something nasty! Boy: I know! I thought it was something else! All: Gags! Zell: I did not!! *A pile plops out of his pant leg All: *A massive flood of vomit floods the floor Screams can be heard Garden Staff #2: Uhhhh..I'm going to make this quick..Selphie, Squall Leonhart.and for some reason Zell Dincht, you all made it. Now clean this up before we have to blow the Garden up! Seifer: Aw man I didn't get in again!? This is the 6th time now! *Smells the stench and goes running Zell is left alone to clean the mess, he takes a bath and makes sure to wear his depends as he goes to Headmaster Cid's office.
Cid: Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah.. Here are your reports. Cid- Whispers to Selphie: Can't wait for the Garden Festival, but it wouldn't hurt to add some poles and dancing women. Cid-Whispers to Nida (some guy): For Hyne's sake get some pants on! Cid-Whispers to Zell: Try to control you emotions and DON'T SHIT YOUR PANTS!!! Man how many times do you have to be taught! Cid-Whispers to Squall: Finally a Gunblade master, even better in more way than one! Squall: ???. What the hell are you talking about? Cid: Oh nothing. Your all dismissed. Yes Squall is there something you want? Squall: Yes is it true that you have cameras in the locker rooms to see students and then sell them to children porn companies? Cid: Squall how could you ask such a question?! Now get going I need to go to a meeting. Squall: * Whispers* I'm glad I take my showers in my room.
Cid then goes to his meeting. Cid: Gentlemen, we need to be careful for now on! Now I'm asking 2,000 Gil for this tape of ladies? Gentlemen #1: How old? Cid: 15 Gentlemen # 1: Too old.
Squall goes back to dorm room and takes a nap. An hour later some loud pounding is heard. Squall: WHAT!!!? Selphie: It's almost time for the Ball!! You need to change into your SeeD uniform Squall: Fine... Changes. Selphie: Ooooooo!!! That was a nice show!! Squall: What? Selphie: Now lets PAWWWWWWTYYYYYY!!! Get stoned, drunk, and whatever might tickle my fancy. Squall: * Points to the writer* I'm going to kill you for making this so damn boring!!!!!!!!!
See how much Squall likes me? ^.^ Squall: You suck!!! *Cries*
Chapter: 5 Pink
Balamb
Lands at the dock and they exit. Seifer: Man that sucked! Raijin: Are you ok? Fuijin: SAFE? Seifer: Yeah. But being a leader is hard. All those people asking me for drugs is sad. Squall:. Seifer and his posse leave. Quistis: Where's Seifer Squall points to where they went Quistis: That ass wipe! Anyways you have some free time, just make sure to be back for your tests in a half hour. Zell: That's not much time! Quistis: Shut up or do I have to whip ya? Zell: I'll be quiet. *Cowers*
They leave and see Seifer taking the car.
Zell: Oh great how are we gonna get back now? Squall: Ever heard of walking? Selphie: That's like 20 minutes away! Squall: Get your lazy ass's going NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! They run as fast as they can, managing to only run over a few children and a squirrel.
Balamb Garden
Zell: Finally made it! Selphie: Really! I think I'm going to take a nap before getting our test results. Squall: Whatever.
Squall is about to go to his dorm when the announcement bell rang.
"Will all the students participating in the Field Exam please come to the 2nd floor."
Squall tries to go around. Garden Staff: Didn't you hear? Go to the 2nd floor. Squall: Enough! *Bitch slaps the guy GS: I'm telling!! *Runs off crying
"Will all the students.AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Squall strangles the announcer.
Squall: Ah peace!!!! *Skips to the 2nd floor ^ . ^
They wait, wait. Squall: Zell stop pacing! Zell: I'm really nervous!! Squall: * Smells something and sniffs at Zell and yells* Zell did you shit your pants!!!?? All: *Stares and backs away Girl: I thought I smelt something nasty! Boy: I know! I thought it was something else! All: Gags! Zell: I did not!! *A pile plops out of his pant leg All: *A massive flood of vomit floods the floor Screams can be heard Garden Staff #2: Uhhhh..I'm going to make this quick..Selphie, Squall Leonhart.and for some reason Zell Dincht, you all made it. Now clean this up before we have to blow the Garden up! Seifer: Aw man I didn't get in again!? This is the 6th time now! *Smells the stench and goes running Zell is left alone to clean the mess, he takes a bath and makes sure to wear his depends as he goes to Headmaster Cid's office.
Cid: Blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah.. Here are your reports. Cid- Whispers to Selphie: Can't wait for the Garden Festival, but it wouldn't hurt to add some poles and dancing women. Cid-Whispers to Nida (some guy): For Hyne's sake get some pants on! Cid-Whispers to Zell: Try to control you emotions and DON'T SHIT YOUR PANTS!!! Man how many times do you have to be taught! Cid-Whispers to Squall: Finally a Gunblade master, even better in more way than one! Squall: ???. What the hell are you talking about? Cid: Oh nothing. Your all dismissed. Yes Squall is there something you want? Squall: Yes is it true that you have cameras in the locker rooms to see students and then sell them to children porn companies? Cid: Squall how could you ask such a question?! Now get going I need to go to a meeting. Squall: * Whispers* I'm glad I take my showers in my room.
Cid then goes to his meeting. Cid: Gentlemen, we need to be careful for now on! Now I'm asking 2,000 Gil for this tape of ladies? Gentlemen #1: How old? Cid: 15 Gentlemen # 1: Too old.
Squall goes back to dorm room and takes a nap. An hour later some loud pounding is heard. Squall: WHAT!!!? Selphie: It's almost time for the Ball!! You need to change into your SeeD uniform Squall: Fine... Changes. Selphie: Ooooooo!!! That was a nice show!! Squall: What? Selphie: Now lets PAWWWWWWTYYYYYY!!! Get stoned, drunk, and whatever might tickle my fancy. Squall: * Points to the writer* I'm going to kill you for making this so damn boring!!!!!!!!!
See how much Squall likes me? ^.^ Squall: You suck!!! *Cries*