Yo what is up my readers? Well I got a lot of reviews for got milk 3? So
this means I have to type up a new chapter. This one was a hard one to come
up with. This one is going to be odd... If I told you why it would fuck up
the punch line. So I hope you like it I thought it was funny when I thought
of it.
The screen fades to Duke Devlin standing in what looks like streets full of shit, he is shacking uncontrollable. He has nothing on but paints and has blood shot eyes.
Duke- Ahhhh... Who the hell are you?!
Camera guy- The milk commercial remember?
Duke- ... Oh ya!... Ahhhh... Drink milk it has ahhhhh... Stuff and shit you need to have healthy bones and stuff... Ahhhh ya...
A bag with white pouter falls out of the back of his paints. Duke is in a panic as he try to hide the bag.
Duke- AHHHHHHHHHH... SHIT MAN!
Camera guy- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Duke- Ahhhhh... It was nothing!
Camera guy- A white bag fell out of your paints?
Duke- Ahhhhh... It was... Hummm... Ahhhh... It was... INSTENTED MILK PUDER YA THAT IS INSTENTED MILK!!!!
Just then you can here cop sirens behind Duke. Duke takes off and pushes the camera down and we can see Duke being tackled by the cop's.
The screen fades to the GOT MILK? screen. The screen fades back to Duke who is now pined to the cop car being cuffed.
Duke- Ya Drink milk and don't be like me!
Cop- Into the car asshole! (looks to the camera man) Hay, you... Are you the film guy to cop's? I only ask because the bad guy here got no shirt ya know.
The cop then fixes himself up and starts to talk some more but the screen is cut off
END COMERCIAL.
So what do you think? I want to know is drug jokes funny or should I just stay with the sex jokes? Hope to here from ya so please review this! REVIEW IT, REVIEW IT, REVIEW IT DAMN IT! Thanks again until next time R+R.
The screen fades to Duke Devlin standing in what looks like streets full of shit, he is shacking uncontrollable. He has nothing on but paints and has blood shot eyes.
Duke- Ahhhh... Who the hell are you?!
Camera guy- The milk commercial remember?
Duke- ... Oh ya!... Ahhhh... Drink milk it has ahhhhh... Stuff and shit you need to have healthy bones and stuff... Ahhhh ya...
A bag with white pouter falls out of the back of his paints. Duke is in a panic as he try to hide the bag.
Duke- AHHHHHHHHHH... SHIT MAN!
Camera guy- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Duke- Ahhhhh... It was nothing!
Camera guy- A white bag fell out of your paints?
Duke- Ahhhhh... It was... Hummm... Ahhhh... It was... INSTENTED MILK PUDER YA THAT IS INSTENTED MILK!!!!
Just then you can here cop sirens behind Duke. Duke takes off and pushes the camera down and we can see Duke being tackled by the cop's.
The screen fades to the GOT MILK? screen. The screen fades back to Duke who is now pined to the cop car being cuffed.
Duke- Ya Drink milk and don't be like me!
Cop- Into the car asshole! (looks to the camera man) Hay, you... Are you the film guy to cop's? I only ask because the bad guy here got no shirt ya know.
The cop then fixes himself up and starts to talk some more but the screen is cut off
END COMERCIAL.
So what do you think? I want to know is drug jokes funny or should I just stay with the sex jokes? Hope to here from ya so please review this! REVIEW IT, REVIEW IT, REVIEW IT DAMN IT! Thanks again until next time R+R.