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Chapter 7: Whoo Hoo!
Outside the Secret Area
Mysterious Girl: AHHHHH! Quistis: Let's go, we have to help her! Squall: Ok... The old Batman song is heard. Nanananananana BATMAN! All: --_--; MG: Quisty! Squall! Help me! Squall: It's that girl from the Infirmiry. Hey your not pregnant! MG: Of course not retard, come and help me! Jut then the huge bee monsters flies at them.
Battle: Huge bee monster(Can't remember name): What the hell is going on?! I just came out to get my morning paper and your dissing me! *Smacks them all then goes back into his house* Quistis and Squall: What the Hell!? @_@'
Recluctant fanfare plays. Squall: That was stupid. White SeeD guys: Common we have to go, it's time for your Meds. They take the Mysterious girl away.
Quistis: Who the hell was that? Squall: Some girl I forgot to tell you that I've seen in the infirmiry, just forgot to mention it earlier. Quistis: Well go to bed now. Squall: Fine, I'm tired anyways. Squall goes and falls asleep, having to have a night light on, and Quistis goes into Cid's office and watch's the boys bathroom tapes. After "enjoying" the viewing she heads to her room for a shower and then bed.
Morning (Again?)
Squall hears a knocking on his door. Squall: I'm sleeping!! Selphie: We have our first mission! Squall: Just give me a few more hours! Selphie: Come one! After 2 hours of begging a bunch of ghouls like Dracula, The Mummy and so on break into his room and drag him out of bed. Ghouls: He's naked!!! *Just then a whole bunch of fangirls run in and take pictures of the bewildered Squall and then leave.* Squall: *Covers himself with his blanket* I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ghouls: Oh shit!! Squall kills the whole mess of them, fix's his door, gets dressed and finally comes out of his room.
A Faulty Staff comes up. FS: You are to meet by those stupid door thingies. Squall goes and is met with Selphie and the perv Headmaster. Zell comes crashing on his G Board or a giant Vibrator, you be the judge. *_*'. Zell: Shit!!! It's outta control!!!!! * He then runs over the Faculty Staff, making him a juicy mark on the pavement.* The kids from South Park run in.: Oh my God! You killed Kenny!! You Bastards!! *They then run to the candy store* Squall:..So just the 3 of us? Cid: I suppose, no one else wants to work with you guys. I mean who want to be around someone who shits his pants. *Points to Zell* Someone who acts like they take heroine. * Points to Selphie* And someone who's a homicidal maniac! *Points to Squall* Squall: MUST KILL! MUST KILL! Selphie: *Kicks him in the balls* Stop that!! Squall: @_@ *Falls over* Cid: Alright here's your mission. Your suppose to help some retards in Timber. They will ask "So I heard the porn shop burnt down." And your suppose to say "Hope it wasn't the Boy Love Magazines." Squall is up and they all look at the writer, then back to Cid. Cid: Oh and here, it's a cursed thing. *Attempts to give a scary looking dildo. Selphie: I'll take that! Cid: Here's the real thing Squall. Squall gets some funny looking lamp, it's suppose to be for Diablos, but he already got him. Thanks Gameshark, you changed my life!
They then leave for Balamb Train Station. They hear rapping in the forest and who should appear, then the 7 smoke cracking Dwarves. Dwarves: Yo! Has any of yo fine looking self's seen a girl called Snow Hoe White? All: No Dwarves: Man how are we going to get it now! She's our supplier! Yo guys don't have any crack or anything on yo would ya? Squall: Here's five pounds of Marijuana for only 500 Gil! Dwarves: Oh yeah! * They pay and go away* Zell: Squall! Squall: Don't worry, it was only some leaves mixed with oil and dog shit. Zell: Oh. They than enter Balamb.
So what do you think? Hope you like! ^_^. And thank you Dark Mage Natalus for the review! Til next time. Hope to get more reviews!
Chapter 7: Whoo Hoo!
Outside the Secret Area
Mysterious Girl: AHHHHH! Quistis: Let's go, we have to help her! Squall: Ok... The old Batman song is heard. Nanananananana BATMAN! All: --_--; MG: Quisty! Squall! Help me! Squall: It's that girl from the Infirmiry. Hey your not pregnant! MG: Of course not retard, come and help me! Jut then the huge bee monsters flies at them.
Battle: Huge bee monster(Can't remember name): What the hell is going on?! I just came out to get my morning paper and your dissing me! *Smacks them all then goes back into his house* Quistis and Squall: What the Hell!? @_@'
Recluctant fanfare plays. Squall: That was stupid. White SeeD guys: Common we have to go, it's time for your Meds. They take the Mysterious girl away.
Quistis: Who the hell was that? Squall: Some girl I forgot to tell you that I've seen in the infirmiry, just forgot to mention it earlier. Quistis: Well go to bed now. Squall: Fine, I'm tired anyways. Squall goes and falls asleep, having to have a night light on, and Quistis goes into Cid's office and watch's the boys bathroom tapes. After "enjoying" the viewing she heads to her room for a shower and then bed.
Morning (Again?)
Squall hears a knocking on his door. Squall: I'm sleeping!! Selphie: We have our first mission! Squall: Just give me a few more hours! Selphie: Come one! After 2 hours of begging a bunch of ghouls like Dracula, The Mummy and so on break into his room and drag him out of bed. Ghouls: He's naked!!! *Just then a whole bunch of fangirls run in and take pictures of the bewildered Squall and then leave.* Squall: *Covers himself with his blanket* I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ghouls: Oh shit!! Squall kills the whole mess of them, fix's his door, gets dressed and finally comes out of his room.
A Faulty Staff comes up. FS: You are to meet by those stupid door thingies. Squall goes and is met with Selphie and the perv Headmaster. Zell comes crashing on his G Board or a giant Vibrator, you be the judge. *_*'. Zell: Shit!!! It's outta control!!!!! * He then runs over the Faculty Staff, making him a juicy mark on the pavement.* The kids from South Park run in.: Oh my God! You killed Kenny!! You Bastards!! *They then run to the candy store* Squall:..So just the 3 of us? Cid: I suppose, no one else wants to work with you guys. I mean who want to be around someone who shits his pants. *Points to Zell* Someone who acts like they take heroine. * Points to Selphie* And someone who's a homicidal maniac! *Points to Squall* Squall: MUST KILL! MUST KILL! Selphie: *Kicks him in the balls* Stop that!! Squall: @_@ *Falls over* Cid: Alright here's your mission. Your suppose to help some retards in Timber. They will ask "So I heard the porn shop burnt down." And your suppose to say "Hope it wasn't the Boy Love Magazines." Squall is up and they all look at the writer, then back to Cid. Cid: Oh and here, it's a cursed thing. *Attempts to give a scary looking dildo. Selphie: I'll take that! Cid: Here's the real thing Squall. Squall gets some funny looking lamp, it's suppose to be for Diablos, but he already got him. Thanks Gameshark, you changed my life!
They then leave for Balamb Train Station. They hear rapping in the forest and who should appear, then the 7 smoke cracking Dwarves. Dwarves: Yo! Has any of yo fine looking self's seen a girl called Snow Hoe White? All: No Dwarves: Man how are we going to get it now! She's our supplier! Yo guys don't have any crack or anything on yo would ya? Squall: Here's five pounds of Marijuana for only 500 Gil! Dwarves: Oh yeah! * They pay and go away* Zell: Squall! Squall: Don't worry, it was only some leaves mixed with oil and dog shit. Zell: Oh. They than enter Balamb.
So what do you think? Hope you like! ^_^. And thank you Dark Mage Natalus for the review! Til next time. Hope to get more reviews!