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Thanks for the help, I do have a walkthrough, mostly I'm just being an ass. But thanks! ^_^ Chapter 8: Mama Baby!
They enter Balamb and heads towards the item shop. Some prostitutes were hanging by the door. Prostitute: Hey cutie, how about a good time? *Zell stared with huge eyes* Squall: Probably not, he prefers to have hot dogs screw him *The women stare at Zell* Zell: Hey! That is not true! *Squall held up a Polaroid where Zell is going down on one hotdog and another was up his ass* Zell: What the fuck!? I made sure no one was around! All: @_@ EWW! Squall puts the picture away. Squall: Ok lets go in Zell: Cant I get them? I don't want anyone to see them! Squall: Don't worry there safe Zell looked relieved and went in
They bought the usual Recovery/Status Recovery Items, plus batteries (Selphie .) and a copy of Serial Killer Monthly (Squall ^.^) Zell: Lets go see my mom
So they went to Zell's house, which had a bunch more "women" hanging around. Zell's mother meets them, she was wearing a halter top, mini skirt and thigh high boots. Zell: Mon, Squall and Selphie are here also, where going on our first mission! Ma Dincht: Oh that's wonderful! Zell we need a new sign. It's going to say Ma Dincht's Shaggin Wagon! Selphie: This is a whore house !? Ma Dincht: Of course, I'm the leading lady. Selphie and Squall look at each other. Ma Dincht checked out Squall Squall:.What? Ma Dincht: Squall I need your help for a minute. *Squall shrugs his shoulders and followed. Ma Dincht jumps him and makes sweet sweet love to him. Back downstairs Mama fixed her cloths and placed her hair back to normal.* Squall: Oh..lets go *Mama blows a kiss to him as they leave*
They finally leave but then an Ice Cream truck hits them, along with loads of children chasing it. They get up after the prostitutes use Phoenix Down and Potions on them. Squall: That bastard!! *Takes out a bazooka and blows up the Ice Cream truck. Children cried over the loss of the ice cream. Squall skips to the train station as Zell and Selphie were afraid, very afraid.*
They get to the train station and see a women, standing wearing all red. Women: I am the Card Queen! I take cards to my father! *The police show up* Cops: Not another one! Damn druggies! *They load the drugged women in the back. A blonde haired drug dealer comes up to them* Drug Dealer: Hey man, whatever you want I got! I got poppers, uppers, downer, there cheap and of high quality! (I really don't know much about drugs. .) Selphie: No. Were SeeD's. So get that shit out of my face! *The blonde dude backed up, then a red haired man showed up* Drug Dealer: Wakka! Baby how are you doing? Wakka: How do you think I am Tidus!? I've been cooking over a hot stove ya! *They continue to bicker walking away*
They go to purchase their tickets Guy: That will be 3,000 Gil Squall: What!? That's a rip! Guy: Well no money, no ticket! Squall: We have money, That's just too fucking pricey just for a stupid one way ticket! Ummm.. hey come here for a minute. *When the guy comes they beat the shit out of him until they were given free tickets. All three skipped into the train*
Hope you liked it! ^_^. Be sure to check out my Yu Yu Hakusho stories also.
Thanks for the help, I do have a walkthrough, mostly I'm just being an ass. But thanks! ^_^ Chapter 8: Mama Baby!
They enter Balamb and heads towards the item shop. Some prostitutes were hanging by the door. Prostitute: Hey cutie, how about a good time? *Zell stared with huge eyes* Squall: Probably not, he prefers to have hot dogs screw him *The women stare at Zell* Zell: Hey! That is not true! *Squall held up a Polaroid where Zell is going down on one hotdog and another was up his ass* Zell: What the fuck!? I made sure no one was around! All: @_@ EWW! Squall puts the picture away. Squall: Ok lets go in Zell: Cant I get them? I don't want anyone to see them! Squall: Don't worry there safe Zell looked relieved and went in
They bought the usual Recovery/Status Recovery Items, plus batteries (Selphie .) and a copy of Serial Killer Monthly (Squall ^.^) Zell: Lets go see my mom
So they went to Zell's house, which had a bunch more "women" hanging around. Zell's mother meets them, she was wearing a halter top, mini skirt and thigh high boots. Zell: Mon, Squall and Selphie are here also, where going on our first mission! Ma Dincht: Oh that's wonderful! Zell we need a new sign. It's going to say Ma Dincht's Shaggin Wagon! Selphie: This is a whore house !? Ma Dincht: Of course, I'm the leading lady. Selphie and Squall look at each other. Ma Dincht checked out Squall Squall:.What? Ma Dincht: Squall I need your help for a minute. *Squall shrugs his shoulders and followed. Ma Dincht jumps him and makes sweet sweet love to him. Back downstairs Mama fixed her cloths and placed her hair back to normal.* Squall: Oh..lets go *Mama blows a kiss to him as they leave*
They finally leave but then an Ice Cream truck hits them, along with loads of children chasing it. They get up after the prostitutes use Phoenix Down and Potions on them. Squall: That bastard!! *Takes out a bazooka and blows up the Ice Cream truck. Children cried over the loss of the ice cream. Squall skips to the train station as Zell and Selphie were afraid, very afraid.*
They get to the train station and see a women, standing wearing all red. Women: I am the Card Queen! I take cards to my father! *The police show up* Cops: Not another one! Damn druggies! *They load the drugged women in the back. A blonde haired drug dealer comes up to them* Drug Dealer: Hey man, whatever you want I got! I got poppers, uppers, downer, there cheap and of high quality! (I really don't know much about drugs. .) Selphie: No. Were SeeD's. So get that shit out of my face! *The blonde dude backed up, then a red haired man showed up* Drug Dealer: Wakka! Baby how are you doing? Wakka: How do you think I am Tidus!? I've been cooking over a hot stove ya! *They continue to bicker walking away*
They go to purchase their tickets Guy: That will be 3,000 Gil Squall: What!? That's a rip! Guy: Well no money, no ticket! Squall: We have money, That's just too fucking pricey just for a stupid one way ticket! Ummm.. hey come here for a minute. *When the guy comes they beat the shit out of him until they were given free tickets. All three skipped into the train*
Hope you liked it! ^_^. Be sure to check out my Yu Yu Hakusho stories also.