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anything else that obvious
Chapter 9: Mioa Stupid Dream
They entered the train, it started and lurched forward. Selphie: Open! Open! OPEN the fucking door! *Selphie screams and bears fangs* Squall quickly uses the tickets and jumps away. Zell and Squall watches her leave. They enter as well and Zell goes into the SeeD cabin. Zell: Whoa! Dude! They have pornos! *The door closes and Squall goes up to Selphie. She's singing about crap* Selphie: Crap Crap! Come out today! If you don't I need prunes or I need to douche! LALALALA Squall: Shut up! You totally suck! Right Simon? Simon from American Idol: Man! I never heard such shit before! Now that dress, WTF were you thinking!? Especially with brown boots, common? You also need to loose 10 pounds As for you a fur collar on a leather jacket?. Squall: Ok that's enough. *Throws Simon out a window and gets smushed by a rail. SIMON IS DEAD! YEAH! PARTY!!* Selphie: That was sooo mean! I don't need to lose any weight!
Squall enters the SeeD cabin to get away and sees the magazines. A Pet Pals and a Hot Dog Cooking. Squall: Those aren't pornos. Zell: Uuh! Squall: Put that away! *Gags. Zell zips up his shorts* Zell: it wasn't what you think! Squall: Shut up!! *Looks around then.kicks Zell across the face* Zell: WTF!.*Unconscious*
Selphie comes in wobbling and holding her head. Selphie: I feel tired, and horny! *She falls unconscious* Squall: Must be drugs. *Kicks Zell a few times, then poses Zell and Selphie touching each other. Giggles* Squall: Oh Shit! *Unconscious*
Dream
The 3 men was wondering around, running over a log and looking over a clift. Black Guy: Don't tell me, we're lost again Laguna! Laguna: *Laughs* Kiros don't be harsh. Ward isn't complaining Ward: That's because you're an idiot Kiros: Anyways. Where's the map? I want to get to Deling City soon. Laguna: I traded it for a porno *Kiros bitch slaps him. They drag the crying Laguna where they find a car* Laguna: *Stops crying* I'll hotwire it! Kiros: Hey! * Too late, they all hop into the stolen vehicle*
Deling City
Laguna sideswipes a few cars and runs over a solider telling him to stop. They hop out. Ward: Laguna, we can't park here! Laguna: Lets go all out tonight. (Squall: WTF? Am I dead?)
They run around the city and found the pub. They run in and Laguna falls the rest of the stairs. Laguna: @_@. Shit! That hurt! Waitress: Do you want your regular table? Laguna: Huh? Kazoo is that you? Oh, I mean, Lets take a load off. They sit down and talk many ass wipes walking around.
Kiros: Laguna, I bet Julia will be here. Laguna: Man! I want to bone her so bad!
Jus then a women in red-obviously Julia walks on stage and starts playing the piano. Ward: There she is go talk to her. Laguna: She's working man! Kiros: Stop being a bitch! Laguna starts walking on stage, but bodyguards come and beat him. Laguna limps back to the table where his "buddies" are laughing. Ward: Man! You fall for that all the time! Laguna: Fuckers! (Squall: Man what a douche bag!)
Kiros: Hey we're heading off to the whore house. You just stay here, our treat.
Ward and Kiros leave and Julia comes up. Julia: May I join you? * Laguna falls over* Laguna: Yeah! Julia: Want to talk in my room? Laguna: Huh? I mean Hell yeah! (Squall: Go get some!)
She leaves and Laguna runs over people standing by, then goes to the concierge (the clerk). Laguna: I'm here to bone Julia, oh yeah! *does the Duff Man impression* The clerk sweat dropped and showed him.
Julia: I've been waiting. Laguna: Oooh yeah! *Falls asleep* Julia: -_-;. * decides to have fun with him anyways*
End Dream
So how was it? HAHAHAHAHA! Julia raped Laguna! Whoa, hey that's a bad thing! You bitch! Anyways, hope to hear more from ya all.
Chapter 9: Mioa Stupid Dream
They entered the train, it started and lurched forward. Selphie: Open! Open! OPEN the fucking door! *Selphie screams and bears fangs* Squall quickly uses the tickets and jumps away. Zell and Squall watches her leave. They enter as well and Zell goes into the SeeD cabin. Zell: Whoa! Dude! They have pornos! *The door closes and Squall goes up to Selphie. She's singing about crap* Selphie: Crap Crap! Come out today! If you don't I need prunes or I need to douche! LALALALA Squall: Shut up! You totally suck! Right Simon? Simon from American Idol: Man! I never heard such shit before! Now that dress, WTF were you thinking!? Especially with brown boots, common? You also need to loose 10 pounds As for you a fur collar on a leather jacket?. Squall: Ok that's enough. *Throws Simon out a window and gets smushed by a rail. SIMON IS DEAD! YEAH! PARTY!!* Selphie: That was sooo mean! I don't need to lose any weight!
Squall enters the SeeD cabin to get away and sees the magazines. A Pet Pals and a Hot Dog Cooking. Squall: Those aren't pornos. Zell: Uuh! Squall: Put that away! *Gags. Zell zips up his shorts* Zell: it wasn't what you think! Squall: Shut up!! *Looks around then.kicks Zell across the face* Zell: WTF!.*Unconscious*
Selphie comes in wobbling and holding her head. Selphie: I feel tired, and horny! *She falls unconscious* Squall: Must be drugs. *Kicks Zell a few times, then poses Zell and Selphie touching each other. Giggles* Squall: Oh Shit! *Unconscious*
Dream
The 3 men was wondering around, running over a log and looking over a clift. Black Guy: Don't tell me, we're lost again Laguna! Laguna: *Laughs* Kiros don't be harsh. Ward isn't complaining Ward: That's because you're an idiot Kiros: Anyways. Where's the map? I want to get to Deling City soon. Laguna: I traded it for a porno *Kiros bitch slaps him. They drag the crying Laguna where they find a car* Laguna: *Stops crying* I'll hotwire it! Kiros: Hey! * Too late, they all hop into the stolen vehicle*
Deling City
Laguna sideswipes a few cars and runs over a solider telling him to stop. They hop out. Ward: Laguna, we can't park here! Laguna: Lets go all out tonight. (Squall: WTF? Am I dead?)
They run around the city and found the pub. They run in and Laguna falls the rest of the stairs. Laguna: @_@. Shit! That hurt! Waitress: Do you want your regular table? Laguna: Huh? Kazoo is that you? Oh, I mean, Lets take a load off. They sit down and talk many ass wipes walking around.
Kiros: Laguna, I bet Julia will be here. Laguna: Man! I want to bone her so bad!
Jus then a women in red-obviously Julia walks on stage and starts playing the piano. Ward: There she is go talk to her. Laguna: She's working man! Kiros: Stop being a bitch! Laguna starts walking on stage, but bodyguards come and beat him. Laguna limps back to the table where his "buddies" are laughing. Ward: Man! You fall for that all the time! Laguna: Fuckers! (Squall: Man what a douche bag!)
Kiros: Hey we're heading off to the whore house. You just stay here, our treat.
Ward and Kiros leave and Julia comes up. Julia: May I join you? * Laguna falls over* Laguna: Yeah! Julia: Want to talk in my room? Laguna: Huh? I mean Hell yeah! (Squall: Go get some!)
She leaves and Laguna runs over people standing by, then goes to the concierge (the clerk). Laguna: I'm here to bone Julia, oh yeah! *does the Duff Man impression* The clerk sweat dropped and showed him.
Julia: I've been waiting. Laguna: Oooh yeah! *Falls asleep* Julia: -_-;. * decides to have fun with him anyways*
End Dream
So how was it? HAHAHAHAHA! Julia raped Laguna! Whoa, hey that's a bad thing! You bitch! Anyways, hope to hear more from ya all.