Disclaimer: I don't own shit! Ooops.I mean I don't own Final Fantasy or
anything else in here.
Warnings: Swearing, violence, light Yaoi and more.
Chapter 10: The Bitch Is Back!
They walked up and groggily look around
Selphie: Zell! *Smacks him*
Zell: I didn't touch you!
Squall: . Well everything seems normal.
Selphie: Whoo. Still sleepy. Seriously I had such a nice dream.
Squall: (Mine wasn't nice. I dreamt I was a horny loser!)
Selphie: That man Laguna was sooo cute! He looked kind of familiar.
Zell: What! There was a moron in my dream.
Squall: Laguna, Kiros and fat ass Ward.
Zell: You too?
Squall: Shut up! Someone probably just sprayed drugs in here. Lets go.
They exit the train and some potheads are laughing.
Guy#1: Man, I didn't mean for that pipe to break!
Guy#2: Thank Hyne no one was in the next room.
Outside some strange kid runs up
Strange Kid: I heard a porno shop burnt down.
Squall: WTF! Who cares?!
Zell: I think he's the dude with the Timber people.
SK: My name is Watts. Come this way.
They go to a yellow train and enter
Squall: Blah, just lets go! Shut the fuck up all you guys do in here is
yap yap yap!
Zone: Ookay, I'm Zone incase you didn't see my name. Well can you wake up
the bitch princess? She's in the last door.
Squall: MOFO! Get her yourself I'm no messenger boy!
Watts: Well Zone and I are wussies so can you?
Squall goes, checks every room, eats all their food and uses the toilet
without flushing. When he found the last door he entered. There was loud
enough snoring to break glass. She woke up and seen him, she tried to be
all sexy.
Rinoa: Hey you're that babe from the party. *She swings around on him*
Squall: Get the fuck off! *She stops and looks at him, there was no sign
of intelligent life behind her eyes*
Rinoa: So you're a SeeD?
Squall: No I'm Santa Clause.
Rinoa: You are!? Well I would like.Hey! You're not Santa!
Squall: -_-; Just come on ho!
Rinoa: Is there a Seifer with you?
Squall: How the hell do you know him?
Rinoa: Well I tried to sleep with him but he said he was with someone. I
think he's gay.
Squall: No he's not here.whatever you little bitch! Lets go.
As they leave a dog runs in. Squall does some weird gestures
Rinoa: Oh this is Angelo. He is soo smart. *She sees him walking away*
Rinoa: Hey! Wait up! *She runs after him*
They run down the hallway and introduces Selphie and Zell
Zone: We have to brief on the mission.
They enter the room
Rinoa: Ok so you do this wait for this do the codes then we beat the
President. Any questions?
All: What? @_@
They explain 100 more times then they get it, well not really
They end up on top of the train and Squall tried to do the codes.
Squall: Shit! *Finally he takes out the bazooka and blows up the train
carts with those damn code boxes .*
Squall: All right, lets go.
All: *_*' *They go to their cart*
Rinoa: Ok, lets get ready to negotiate with President Deling.
Selphie: Don't you mean President Dick head!?
Squall: Yeah. We're ready already! Lets get that cow screwer!
All: Okay
They somehow get to the Presidents cart
Rinoa: President Deling, if you come quietly your blow doll will be safe
President: And if I don't Bitch! *Gets up* I can get any lady I want.
Well anyways you're so dumb! I'm not the real MOFO! MWHAHA!
Battle
Fake President: I'll grind your bones with my mighty hips. *Does Ricky
Martin shake*
Zell: My eyes!
Squall: Oh shut up! Your mom runs a whorehouse!
FP: Really? Where?
Zell: Shut up! Duel! *Does his limit break, thought he's not hurt. It's
pissed off power!!*
FP: That sucks! Take this! *Punch's him*
Zell acts drunk
Squall: Oh hell! *Punch's Zell then gives him a potion*
Selphie: Yo fools! Knock it off! *Whips FP in the balls with her
Nunchaku*
FP: @.@ Shit! *Turns into a monster*
Gerogero: Wha ha ha! Such little bitches!
Squall throws a Phoenix Down in the air and shoots it, lands on Gerogero
Gerogero: Cool! *Dies*
Fanfare plays
Squall: This time I'm glad to hear the music!
All: ?_? Huh?
Squall: Lets go back. I need Sake!
Zell: What? You need a suck?
Squall hits him with his Gunblade.
Whooo! Sorry about the lack of updates. They locked my account, I don't
know what was wrong with this one story they took off, it wasn't any racier
than any others. Anyways hope you enjoy it and hope this doesn't get
blasted off.
anything else in here.
Warnings: Swearing, violence, light Yaoi and more.
Chapter 10: The Bitch Is Back!
They walked up and groggily look around
Selphie: Zell! *Smacks him*
Zell: I didn't touch you!
Squall: . Well everything seems normal.
Selphie: Whoo. Still sleepy. Seriously I had such a nice dream.
Squall: (Mine wasn't nice. I dreamt I was a horny loser!)
Selphie: That man Laguna was sooo cute! He looked kind of familiar.
Zell: What! There was a moron in my dream.
Squall: Laguna, Kiros and fat ass Ward.
Zell: You too?
Squall: Shut up! Someone probably just sprayed drugs in here. Lets go.
They exit the train and some potheads are laughing.
Guy#1: Man, I didn't mean for that pipe to break!
Guy#2: Thank Hyne no one was in the next room.
Outside some strange kid runs up
Strange Kid: I heard a porno shop burnt down.
Squall: WTF! Who cares?!
Zell: I think he's the dude with the Timber people.
SK: My name is Watts. Come this way.
They go to a yellow train and enter
Squall: Blah, just lets go! Shut the fuck up all you guys do in here is
yap yap yap!
Zone: Ookay, I'm Zone incase you didn't see my name. Well can you wake up
the bitch princess? She's in the last door.
Squall: MOFO! Get her yourself I'm no messenger boy!
Watts: Well Zone and I are wussies so can you?
Squall goes, checks every room, eats all their food and uses the toilet
without flushing. When he found the last door he entered. There was loud
enough snoring to break glass. She woke up and seen him, she tried to be
all sexy.
Rinoa: Hey you're that babe from the party. *She swings around on him*
Squall: Get the fuck off! *She stops and looks at him, there was no sign
of intelligent life behind her eyes*
Rinoa: So you're a SeeD?
Squall: No I'm Santa Clause.
Rinoa: You are!? Well I would like.Hey! You're not Santa!
Squall: -_-; Just come on ho!
Rinoa: Is there a Seifer with you?
Squall: How the hell do you know him?
Rinoa: Well I tried to sleep with him but he said he was with someone. I
think he's gay.
Squall: No he's not here.whatever you little bitch! Lets go.
As they leave a dog runs in. Squall does some weird gestures
Rinoa: Oh this is Angelo. He is soo smart. *She sees him walking away*
Rinoa: Hey! Wait up! *She runs after him*
They run down the hallway and introduces Selphie and Zell
Zone: We have to brief on the mission.
They enter the room
Rinoa: Ok so you do this wait for this do the codes then we beat the
President. Any questions?
All: What? @_@
They explain 100 more times then they get it, well not really
They end up on top of the train and Squall tried to do the codes.
Squall: Shit! *Finally he takes out the bazooka and blows up the train
carts with those damn code boxes .*
Squall: All right, lets go.
All: *_*' *They go to their cart*
Rinoa: Ok, lets get ready to negotiate with President Deling.
Selphie: Don't you mean President Dick head!?
Squall: Yeah. We're ready already! Lets get that cow screwer!
All: Okay
They somehow get to the Presidents cart
Rinoa: President Deling, if you come quietly your blow doll will be safe
President: And if I don't Bitch! *Gets up* I can get any lady I want.
Well anyways you're so dumb! I'm not the real MOFO! MWHAHA!
Battle
Fake President: I'll grind your bones with my mighty hips. *Does Ricky
Martin shake*
Zell: My eyes!
Squall: Oh shut up! Your mom runs a whorehouse!
FP: Really? Where?
Zell: Shut up! Duel! *Does his limit break, thought he's not hurt. It's
pissed off power!!*
FP: That sucks! Take this! *Punch's him*
Zell acts drunk
Squall: Oh hell! *Punch's Zell then gives him a potion*
Selphie: Yo fools! Knock it off! *Whips FP in the balls with her
Nunchaku*
FP: @.@ Shit! *Turns into a monster*
Gerogero: Wha ha ha! Such little bitches!
Squall throws a Phoenix Down in the air and shoots it, lands on Gerogero
Gerogero: Cool! *Dies*
Fanfare plays
Squall: This time I'm glad to hear the music!
All: ?_? Huh?
Squall: Lets go back. I need Sake!
Zell: What? You need a suck?
Squall hits him with his Gunblade.
Whooo! Sorry about the lack of updates. They locked my account, I don't
know what was wrong with this one story they took off, it wasn't any racier
than any others. Anyways hope you enjoy it and hope this doesn't get
blasted off.