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Warnings: Swearing, light Yaoi, some violence. This is not NC-17 so don't
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Chapter 11: Crap
Timber
They debrief and decide to go to the pub. Squall: Damn it! Hey look a TV Station. *Thinks* Maybe those soldiers are here; remember in Dollet they were screwing with that satellite dish? Selphie: Yeah! Rinoa: We need to go through the pub, lets ask the locals.
So they went around asking people and finally Squall breaks into a women's house. Women: Hey! If you're looking for the pub it's down some stairs. Now get the hell out!
They leave and finally find some stairs and see some Soldiers. Soldier #1: Man they have good booze, but no Farm Animal Fetish place. Soldier #2: I know! That's so rude!
Squall decapitates the before they were seen and takes their cars.
They enter the pub Squall: Yeah I'll take vodka with ice. Bartender: You're a little young child. Squall: Fine. *They go to he back door where a wino is sitting in front of the door* Squall: We need to get through. Drunker: Yeah well I need a drink. *Guzzles a bottle down*
Squall grabs him by the neck and throws him across the room Squall: Ok it's clear. Drunker: You f***ing punk! *Throws the empty bottle across the room*
They go through the alley and up the stairs ignoring those brats hanging out the window. They stop at a giant TV. Zell: An outdoor TV! Sweet! Squall: Yeah.whatever.
Rinoa and Squall have a dumb ass fight and she runs. Selphie: Shut up their starting!
The screen starts and some idiots are running out Man: Well I'm here to tell about the MOFO president. Deling: Well I'm here to say the new Ambassador is a bitch Sorceress named Edea.
There was a noise and Seifer crashed on a tractor in, running over many soldiers than grabbed the President. Seifer: Hi oh silver away! *They ride off stage and Quistis ran in* Quistis: Timber team get your asses over here! Squall: Well let's go.
They run in and see Quistis standing there. Quistis: He went over there. *Points where they see Seifer holding his Gunblade to the President's crotch* Zell: Yo Garden will be so pissed! Selphie: Dumb ass! *Runs him over with the tractor* Zell: X_X *Squall uses a Phoenix Down*
President: I already knew that only tards like you could be from Garden. Seifer: Come on! *Drags him somewhere* Edea: Leave that ass and come one bitch! I'll make your sex life with your honey 1000 times better. Seifer: Hear I am! *Leaves and Edea freezes the others for a short time*
When they unfreeze Squall is pissed. Squall: He left! Rinoa runs up. Rinoa: Is Seifer here? I had seen him on the TV. Squall: Bitch he's mine! Rinoa: O.O. *Runs away crying*
Squall and the others follow. Watts: They found our base and stole all of our nudie mags! Rinoa: Well as long as everyone is safe. Watts and Zone: F*** you bitch! It took forever to get those!
They run back to the pub where the owner came and told them to follow. Zell tried going to the hotdog vender, but was beaten and dragged back.
Squall: Screw this! Just give us some items and we'll go! Quistis: We need to go to the nearest Garden, so it will be the Galbadia Garden.
Squall runs into some people, beat them and stole their tickets. They run to the train where Selphie stole the kids candy, leaving them crying. Squall: Ok, now we go through some forest? All: Yes. It was actually said 100 times! Squall: Fine bitch!
They head onto the train and head off.
Hope you liked it! Please review, oh please!
Chapter 11: Crap
Timber
They debrief and decide to go to the pub. Squall: Damn it! Hey look a TV Station. *Thinks* Maybe those soldiers are here; remember in Dollet they were screwing with that satellite dish? Selphie: Yeah! Rinoa: We need to go through the pub, lets ask the locals.
So they went around asking people and finally Squall breaks into a women's house. Women: Hey! If you're looking for the pub it's down some stairs. Now get the hell out!
They leave and finally find some stairs and see some Soldiers. Soldier #1: Man they have good booze, but no Farm Animal Fetish place. Soldier #2: I know! That's so rude!
Squall decapitates the before they were seen and takes their cars.
They enter the pub Squall: Yeah I'll take vodka with ice. Bartender: You're a little young child. Squall: Fine. *They go to he back door where a wino is sitting in front of the door* Squall: We need to get through. Drunker: Yeah well I need a drink. *Guzzles a bottle down*
Squall grabs him by the neck and throws him across the room Squall: Ok it's clear. Drunker: You f***ing punk! *Throws the empty bottle across the room*
They go through the alley and up the stairs ignoring those brats hanging out the window. They stop at a giant TV. Zell: An outdoor TV! Sweet! Squall: Yeah.whatever.
Rinoa and Squall have a dumb ass fight and she runs. Selphie: Shut up their starting!
The screen starts and some idiots are running out Man: Well I'm here to tell about the MOFO president. Deling: Well I'm here to say the new Ambassador is a bitch Sorceress named Edea.
There was a noise and Seifer crashed on a tractor in, running over many soldiers than grabbed the President. Seifer: Hi oh silver away! *They ride off stage and Quistis ran in* Quistis: Timber team get your asses over here! Squall: Well let's go.
They run in and see Quistis standing there. Quistis: He went over there. *Points where they see Seifer holding his Gunblade to the President's crotch* Zell: Yo Garden will be so pissed! Selphie: Dumb ass! *Runs him over with the tractor* Zell: X_X *Squall uses a Phoenix Down*
President: I already knew that only tards like you could be from Garden. Seifer: Come on! *Drags him somewhere* Edea: Leave that ass and come one bitch! I'll make your sex life with your honey 1000 times better. Seifer: Hear I am! *Leaves and Edea freezes the others for a short time*
When they unfreeze Squall is pissed. Squall: He left! Rinoa runs up. Rinoa: Is Seifer here? I had seen him on the TV. Squall: Bitch he's mine! Rinoa: O.O. *Runs away crying*
Squall and the others follow. Watts: They found our base and stole all of our nudie mags! Rinoa: Well as long as everyone is safe. Watts and Zone: F*** you bitch! It took forever to get those!
They run back to the pub where the owner came and told them to follow. Zell tried going to the hotdog vender, but was beaten and dragged back.
Squall: Screw this! Just give us some items and we'll go! Quistis: We need to go to the nearest Garden, so it will be the Galbadia Garden.
Squall runs into some people, beat them and stole their tickets. They run to the train where Selphie stole the kids candy, leaving them crying. Squall: Ok, now we go through some forest? All: Yes. It was actually said 100 times! Squall: Fine bitch!
They head onto the train and head off.
Hope you liked it! Please review, oh please!