Chapter 12: The Dumb Ass's return!
The train stopped out in the middle of nowhere and they got out
looking around.
Zell: Ok, now which forest do we go through?
All: (Shrugs)
So they try every forest until they find Egypt and the pyramids.
Selphie: I think we took a wrong turn somewhere.
2 hrs later they find the one between the two rock or mountains.
Really it was a toxic dump site so Shhhhhhh! They enter the bushy forest.
Quistis: We're not too far from Galbadia Garden, just follow the road.
Munchkins: Follow the yellow brick road, follow, follow."
Squall: Hey get the fuck out of here! This ain't your show!
They walk away giving obscene gestures and Rinoa turns to him
Rinoa: Why do you have to be a dickhead!?
Squall: Get off my back bitch!
Selphie: Oh shit! (she falls unconscious)
Quistis: @.@. Swirly colors! (falls unconscious also)
Squall: Whate.(goes also)
Stupid Dream
Laguna, Ward and Kiros run around aimlessly
Laguna: Wow! What a awesome strip club!
Ward: Ya dumb fuck! (kicks him down a ladder and they end up somewhere
shiny)
Kiros: Well we should go right I'm thinking. (this is where the 2nd key
or 1st however you see it)
Laguna: Look a key! (unlocks a door and a grizzly bear mauls him)
Kiros: Goddamn it! (uses a Phoenix Down)
Laguna: Ya bastard! (shoots the bear)
Ward: Lets go.
They walk until they come to the detonator
Laguna: @_@' Buttons! Shiny Buttons!
Kiros: No, now.
Laguna push's the button and the place explodes sending them flying.
Ward:.(uses a Phoenix Down on the other two)
Kiros: Laguna! What the hell!? Now Ward's lost his voice!
Laguna: Hey! It's not all my fault! Blame it on the Button!
Kiros: -_-. You are so stupid.
Laguna: Fine ya bitch! (kicks both of them over the cliff)
Laguna: Yah, how do you like that? (gets too close and falls over)
Shiiiiit!
End Dream
They woke up and Quistis is drooling
Selphie: Awww man! I just got to the shaggin part!
Squall: There was none.
Selphie: ^.~. Maybe not in yours.
Quistis: Well let's go!
They all left except Rinoa.
Rinoa: Squall.I'm really sorry.
All: That's a tree dip ass! He left.
Rinoa: (cries and leaves)
When they leave a bunch of fangirls come and take clipping where the
grass and dirt was touched.
TBC
The train stopped out in the middle of nowhere and they got out
looking around.
Zell: Ok, now which forest do we go through?
All: (Shrugs)
So they try every forest until they find Egypt and the pyramids.
Selphie: I think we took a wrong turn somewhere.
2 hrs later they find the one between the two rock or mountains.
Really it was a toxic dump site so Shhhhhhh! They enter the bushy forest.
Quistis: We're not too far from Galbadia Garden, just follow the road.
Munchkins: Follow the yellow brick road, follow, follow."
Squall: Hey get the fuck out of here! This ain't your show!
They walk away giving obscene gestures and Rinoa turns to him
Rinoa: Why do you have to be a dickhead!?
Squall: Get off my back bitch!
Selphie: Oh shit! (she falls unconscious)
Quistis: @.@. Swirly colors! (falls unconscious also)
Squall: Whate.(goes also)
Stupid Dream
Laguna, Ward and Kiros run around aimlessly
Laguna: Wow! What a awesome strip club!
Ward: Ya dumb fuck! (kicks him down a ladder and they end up somewhere
shiny)
Kiros: Well we should go right I'm thinking. (this is where the 2nd key
or 1st however you see it)
Laguna: Look a key! (unlocks a door and a grizzly bear mauls him)
Kiros: Goddamn it! (uses a Phoenix Down)
Laguna: Ya bastard! (shoots the bear)
Ward: Lets go.
They walk until they come to the detonator
Laguna: @_@' Buttons! Shiny Buttons!
Kiros: No, now.
Laguna push's the button and the place explodes sending them flying.
Ward:.(uses a Phoenix Down on the other two)
Kiros: Laguna! What the hell!? Now Ward's lost his voice!
Laguna: Hey! It's not all my fault! Blame it on the Button!
Kiros: -_-. You are so stupid.
Laguna: Fine ya bitch! (kicks both of them over the cliff)
Laguna: Yah, how do you like that? (gets too close and falls over)
Shiiiiit!
End Dream
They woke up and Quistis is drooling
Selphie: Awww man! I just got to the shaggin part!
Squall: There was none.
Selphie: ^.~. Maybe not in yours.
Quistis: Well let's go!
They all left except Rinoa.
Rinoa: Squall.I'm really sorry.
All: That's a tree dip ass! He left.
Rinoa: (cries and leaves)
When they leave a bunch of fangirls come and take clipping where the
grass and dirt was touched.
TBC