Draco woke up, his head hurt

periously from the bedpost which had fallen on top of him

altough,when he had gone to bed fully

dressed, he woke up wearing a hot pink bikini(like the one from philip - the wrestler affair.)

As this realisation hit him he let a scream escape his mouth and quickly straggled to get it off and put on something more decent. Getting some old papers, a bucket and a nearly match book, he went about burining, it trying hard to remove it from his mind.

Fed up with this he put the hot pink bikini back on again with some high heeled shoes.

Then he went to the bathroom and who was there but the stunning Crabbe.

Adopting the typical Aussie expression,trying to sound attractive, seductive and crap all at the same time. To his amazement, Crabbe reacted immediately. "Hey, how you doin'?" he said in a sleazy tone.

Draco and Crabbe started kissing passionately. "Wait' gasped Malfoy. "Goyle!" "don't worry about him," said Crabbe. At that moment Goyle walked in. "Speak of the devil," mumbled Malfoy. "Uh" said Crabbe. Goyle was shocked.

TESNI!!!!!

FUCK OFF TESNI!!!!

"Crabbe?" Goyle sobbed. "how...How can you do this to me. Goyle ran out of the room, Crabbe followed him.

AT THIS POINT EVERY ONE SLAPPED TESNI!!!!!

To finish everyone spontaneously combusted.

(Upon Nichola"s request.)

(who had just wondered of the street)

THE END :P