Chapter 14: ????Nothing????
During the train ride Irvine tried molesting Selphie.
Selphie: Pig! (Kicks him across the head and in the balls)
Irvine: X_X (falls over clutching his crotch)
They get off and skip to the streets and steal a bus, taking it to
Caraway mansion. After getting directions from a Zebra. They walk up
to a guard and spoke to the MOFO.
Guard: You can't come in.
Irvine: Ya fool where here to see that Caraway guy!
Guard: Well basically you need to go to the Tomb of The Unknown King and
bring a number from a student's sword.
Squall: (points his Gunblade to his throat) This is our answer.
Guard: O.O Your right, please go in!
They all go in and Irvine pockets some figurines to pawn off. The
others are there and waiting.
Zell: Man he's never getting here!
Squall: Watch your depends.
Zell: You son-of-a bitch!
General Caraway walks in
Caraway: Blah blah blah. I'll show you where to go on this computer. Now
Sniper Team goes here, Gateway Team here, oh fuck it! You know!
Squall: Irvine and I will make up the Sniper Team.
Zell: Le me be the leader!
Squall: No. How about someone not retarded or hyper. Quistis you're the
leader.
Caraway: Well Rinoa stays here, she's too stupid to come with.
All: Fine with us.
Caraway: Well get the hell to your spots! (he leaves taking a bong with
him)
Rinoa: Glad he's gone! He's not my real father you know?"
Squall and Irvine Leave to their spot.
Selphie: (sniffs the air) man you smell like Tuna!
Rinoa leaves crying and the Gateway Team is locked in.
Zell: Hey! There's no way out! (Goes around the room pounding for a way
out and breaks a statue, and a small passage way emerges) Cool!
They go down and around a few times.
Selphie: Damn it where not going to get there in time!
They stop and hear the parade starting. On the surface a float was
turning around and people were break dancing. On the float Sorceress Edea
and George Bush were. Rinoa stumbled and fell on the President Deling
killing him.
Rinoa: Oh God no! (She runs and crash's the Iguion's party)
Iguion #1: Hey ho! Get the fuck out!
Iguion #2: Lets kick her ass!
Switches to Squall and Irvine.
Irvine: Lets go!
Squall: Hey Seifer is on the float!
Irvine: Come on man!
They run low to the ground and halfway gets mauled by the fangirls.
They then enter the tower and walk in on the Iguions beating Rinoa with
brass knuckles.
Squall: WTF!
Iguions: Lets get them!
Battle:
Iguion #1: Man look at those two!
Iguion #2: Are you two a couple?
Squall: No!
Irvine: But I'm willing to try! (Squall hits him taking 100 HP)
Irvine: Whoa! (Hits Squall back taking 50 HP)
Iguion: Enough! Garbage Breath!
Irvine: X_X
Squall: For crying out loud! (Uses a Phoenix Down)
Irvine: @.@
Squall: Shiva I need your help baby.
Shiva appears and the Iguions start coming onto her.
Iguion #1: Hey babe!
Iguion #2: How about a threesome?
Shiva growls and impales them on ice spikes from her eyes and
disappears.
Fanfare plays:
Squall: -_-. Whatever come one and stop humping my leg Rinoa. (She gets
off his leg and clutch's on him as they go to the spot and Irvine grabs the
rifle. He sits down and becomes quiet.)
Squall: Yo what's wrong?
Rinoa: Oh I'm fine.
Squall: I wasn't talking to you whore!
Irvine: (cries) I can't do it! I never killed before!
Squall: O_O. It's so easy! Oh man!
Switches back to Gateway Team
Zell: (pants) Man! This is going on forever. We'll die! There's no
food or drink!
Selphie: )_(. No sugar! (Growls and twitches) Motha Fuckas get out of
my way! (Barrels through the walls and the others follow where they find a
ladder and a Mountain Dew machine. They got in place just in time sipping
Mountain Dew)
Zell: Flip the switch! Whoa! I can see down the Sorceress's dress! ^_^
Quistis flips the switch and the bars go down, accidentally impales
some of the break-dancers.
Bush is pissed as is Edea and glare at eh camera.erp!
Back to more bitches.
Squall: Just shoot damn it!
Irvine: I can't!
Squall: Relax. When you shoot you can keep her body on ice and have fun
with it.
Irvine: Eww! How about a date with me?
Squall: Whatever dick just shoot!
He shoots and is stopped by a Korean Missile.
Squall: ?_?. Oky. (Jumps off and retarded enough doesn't break any bones
and kills some soldiers. He comes to the float where there's a close up of
Seifer's crotch)
Seifer: (points his Gunblade a cocking noise is heard) Better keep going.
(It goes up to his face then)
He climbs the float and Bush laughs.
Bush: Idiot we will bring you down with children's dreams of a higher
education! (Laughs)
Edea: What a dick! Oh hell just die! (Seifer looks at her)
Seifer: I'm not fighting him! He's my honey! ^.^
Edea: Pussy! (Kicks him in the balls and he falls) Now we fight! (Rinoa
and Irvine jump in)
Battle:
Bush: Losers!
Edea: Man I'm getting tried of your ass! (Sends him to another dimension)
Edea: Ok, now! Damn nothing but yak yak yak!
Rinoa: Enough! Carbuncle! (Carbuncle some, but instead of RubyLight he
pisses on Edea and leaves with naughty laughter)
Squall: LOL!
Irvine: LOL!
Rinoa: LOL!
Edea: You bitches! (Does her limit break and throws Ice Javelins. One hit
Squall because he couldn't get Rinoa in front of it sooner.)
Squall: Oh shit man! (Falls off and goes unconscious)
Fangirls: You Bitch! (Beats the crap out of Edea until police comes and
arrests them.)
END OF DISC ONE.
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During the train ride Irvine tried molesting Selphie.
Selphie: Pig! (Kicks him across the head and in the balls)
Irvine: X_X (falls over clutching his crotch)
They get off and skip to the streets and steal a bus, taking it to
Caraway mansion. After getting directions from a Zebra. They walk up
to a guard and spoke to the MOFO.
Guard: You can't come in.
Irvine: Ya fool where here to see that Caraway guy!
Guard: Well basically you need to go to the Tomb of The Unknown King and
bring a number from a student's sword.
Squall: (points his Gunblade to his throat) This is our answer.
Guard: O.O Your right, please go in!
They all go in and Irvine pockets some figurines to pawn off. The
others are there and waiting.
Zell: Man he's never getting here!
Squall: Watch your depends.
Zell: You son-of-a bitch!
General Caraway walks in
Caraway: Blah blah blah. I'll show you where to go on this computer. Now
Sniper Team goes here, Gateway Team here, oh fuck it! You know!
Squall: Irvine and I will make up the Sniper Team.
Zell: Le me be the leader!
Squall: No. How about someone not retarded or hyper. Quistis you're the
leader.
Caraway: Well Rinoa stays here, she's too stupid to come with.
All: Fine with us.
Caraway: Well get the hell to your spots! (he leaves taking a bong with
him)
Rinoa: Glad he's gone! He's not my real father you know?"
Squall and Irvine Leave to their spot.
Selphie: (sniffs the air) man you smell like Tuna!
Rinoa leaves crying and the Gateway Team is locked in.
Zell: Hey! There's no way out! (Goes around the room pounding for a way
out and breaks a statue, and a small passage way emerges) Cool!
They go down and around a few times.
Selphie: Damn it where not going to get there in time!
They stop and hear the parade starting. On the surface a float was
turning around and people were break dancing. On the float Sorceress Edea
and George Bush were. Rinoa stumbled and fell on the President Deling
killing him.
Rinoa: Oh God no! (She runs and crash's the Iguion's party)
Iguion #1: Hey ho! Get the fuck out!
Iguion #2: Lets kick her ass!
Switches to Squall and Irvine.
Irvine: Lets go!
Squall: Hey Seifer is on the float!
Irvine: Come on man!
They run low to the ground and halfway gets mauled by the fangirls.
They then enter the tower and walk in on the Iguions beating Rinoa with
brass knuckles.
Squall: WTF!
Iguions: Lets get them!
Battle:
Iguion #1: Man look at those two!
Iguion #2: Are you two a couple?
Squall: No!
Irvine: But I'm willing to try! (Squall hits him taking 100 HP)
Irvine: Whoa! (Hits Squall back taking 50 HP)
Iguion: Enough! Garbage Breath!
Irvine: X_X
Squall: For crying out loud! (Uses a Phoenix Down)
Irvine: @.@
Squall: Shiva I need your help baby.
Shiva appears and the Iguions start coming onto her.
Iguion #1: Hey babe!
Iguion #2: How about a threesome?
Shiva growls and impales them on ice spikes from her eyes and
disappears.
Fanfare plays:
Squall: -_-. Whatever come one and stop humping my leg Rinoa. (She gets
off his leg and clutch's on him as they go to the spot and Irvine grabs the
rifle. He sits down and becomes quiet.)
Squall: Yo what's wrong?
Rinoa: Oh I'm fine.
Squall: I wasn't talking to you whore!
Irvine: (cries) I can't do it! I never killed before!
Squall: O_O. It's so easy! Oh man!
Switches back to Gateway Team
Zell: (pants) Man! This is going on forever. We'll die! There's no
food or drink!
Selphie: )_(. No sugar! (Growls and twitches) Motha Fuckas get out of
my way! (Barrels through the walls and the others follow where they find a
ladder and a Mountain Dew machine. They got in place just in time sipping
Mountain Dew)
Zell: Flip the switch! Whoa! I can see down the Sorceress's dress! ^_^
Quistis flips the switch and the bars go down, accidentally impales
some of the break-dancers.
Bush is pissed as is Edea and glare at eh camera.erp!
Back to more bitches.
Squall: Just shoot damn it!
Irvine: I can't!
Squall: Relax. When you shoot you can keep her body on ice and have fun
with it.
Irvine: Eww! How about a date with me?
Squall: Whatever dick just shoot!
He shoots and is stopped by a Korean Missile.
Squall: ?_?. Oky. (Jumps off and retarded enough doesn't break any bones
and kills some soldiers. He comes to the float where there's a close up of
Seifer's crotch)
Seifer: (points his Gunblade a cocking noise is heard) Better keep going.
(It goes up to his face then)
He climbs the float and Bush laughs.
Bush: Idiot we will bring you down with children's dreams of a higher
education! (Laughs)
Edea: What a dick! Oh hell just die! (Seifer looks at her)
Seifer: I'm not fighting him! He's my honey! ^.^
Edea: Pussy! (Kicks him in the balls and he falls) Now we fight! (Rinoa
and Irvine jump in)
Battle:
Bush: Losers!
Edea: Man I'm getting tried of your ass! (Sends him to another dimension)
Edea: Ok, now! Damn nothing but yak yak yak!
Rinoa: Enough! Carbuncle! (Carbuncle some, but instead of RubyLight he
pisses on Edea and leaves with naughty laughter)
Squall: LOL!
Irvine: LOL!
Rinoa: LOL!
Edea: You bitches! (Does her limit break and throws Ice Javelins. One hit
Squall because he couldn't get Rinoa in front of it sooner.)
Squall: Oh shit man! (Falls off and goes unconscious)
Fangirls: You Bitch! (Beats the crap out of Edea until police comes and
arrests them.)
END OF DISC ONE.
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