Loony Lonny Luna Lovegood!

Loony Lovegood she's up the wall

She's the craziest of 'em all

Her minds' always up in the air

She walks around without a care

You'll get poked in the eye if you come too near

'Cause she sticks her wand behind her ear

Her eyes are so big she looks close to tears

And she even has radishes on her ears!

She probably thought "Oh what the heck,"

When she had those butter beer corks around her neck!

She's Loony Lovegood that's for sure,

So you better watch out when she comes through your door!