Introduction (Feb. 24th, 2003)
Copyright Trevor 'Bumper' Lake
Hello, folks. My name is Bumper, and I'd like to thank you for taking the time to take a look here.
Welcome to my series of Cartoon Scuba Fights. These are a series of fights that me and some of my friends wrote up, with various cartoon characters as the combatants. They'll vary from cartoons such as the Simpsons to old Disney toons such as Ducktales to kids toons such as Arthur.
I warn you, these fights almost always end in at least one fighter/side croaking, and I don't mean like a frog. However, after all fights, the characters are revived and restored, so you need not fear a favorite character being forever wiped out from these things. The 'league' isn't offically organized as yet into rankings, although they will be soon. There are two divisions active right now. Standard, which is relatively standard sized adults. And Juniors, which is relatively standard size kid age characters. Soon, one may see a Tiny division in place, but that's a ways down the road yet.
The general rating placed unto this series of fights is PG-13, but some may reach into NC-17 territory. If I feel a fight goes into that realm, I'll note it in the notes before the actual fight.
OK, the characters are of course copyright their owners, but the works are mine and whoever else wrote them. Take them without my permission and I'll hunt you down and kick your arse, OK? Well, maybe not, but I'll be VERY angry with you.
With that, I guess that's all I need to say for now. Happy reading!