Power Pig and Roy Rooster VS Porky Pig and Foghorn Leghorn By Bumper and Dr. Lighthead Power Pig and Roy Rooster are copyright Paws Inc. and Porky Pig and Foghorn Leghorn are copyright Warner Brothers. This work is copyright myself and Dr. Lighthead.
Author's Notes: Hello, folks. Bumper here again. This fight was actually partially inspired by Brad Palmer, who suggested in an e-mail a fight between Roy and Foghorn. I simply decided to expand that into the 2 on 2 you're about to read. This also marks the debut in this series of Dr. Lighthead. I expect you'll enjoy his work here. Anyway, enough shilling, on to the fight!
"Welcome, folks, to our 2 on 2 fight here today! We've got a regular barnyard brawl waiting to begin here! We have, on one side, the U.S. Acres team of Orson, in his Power Pig persona and Roy Rooster. And on the other side, representing the Warner Brothers crew, we have Foghorn Leghorn and Porky Pig! With me here, calling his first match in this league, is Dr. Lighthead, the most enlightened man in the universe, quite literally. Welcome, Doc."
"Thanks, Trev. Glad to be here. Just to give a little description on our US Acre combatants, Power Pig is a suited up Orson the Pig with the ability to make his enemies croak out in laughter at the site of him. Roy Rooster is a practical joke master whom you don't want to get too ticked off. Trev, will fill you in on the Warner Bros. Crew."
"Sure. Porky Pig has never exactly been a paragon of courage or ability, but I have a good feeling about him being here. He's hardly ever been in a real fight to my knowledge, but we'll see how he does. His partner, Foghorn Leghorn, is of a tougher disposition, and far and away the largest man in this fight. However, he's got little experience underwater himself, so it'll be interesting to see how he adapts. Well, this is going to be fought with full equipment, as our two teams look just about ready to go."
"And in the drink they go and it is quite the drink. Millions of gallons of water several fathoms deep, our combatants dive into the aquarium fully geared. All four are now underwater and ready for action. Right now it looks like they're making their way to the center where the real struggle will begin."
"Looks like neither team is preparing any kind of strategy, a show of their relative inexperience. I think this is going to favor the Warners, as they have the rather large Foghorn. I'm also surprised at Roy not trying any tricks as per his usual tactics... he actually probably does have something planned, thinking about it. They're almost on each other."
"Unless Orson has a plan, it looks like they're going to just play it by ear rather than strategize. It appears now that they are ready to fight as they look anxious to win. And so it begins. Orson is now taking on Porky, making it pig with pig and rooster with rooster. Its hard to tell whose got the upperhand at the moment."
"This was to be expected, though. Roy better not be planning on staying in a direct 1 on 1 confrontation with Foghorn for long. He's not exactly Mr. Muscle Beach, and it's starting to show as Foggie's got Roy in a headlock, and is squeezing like a vice!. In the meantime, Power Pig and Porky seem pretty even... looking at that costume... HAHAHA... please continue, Doc... (Tries to stifle laughter)"
"Heh. Indeed quite the interesting outfit Power Pig has on. Porky looks like he's trying to give Orson a few jabs but he'll have to try harder for Orson has him matched. Roy on the other hand looks like he's going to need some help soon. I'm not sure how he plans to get out of that headlock. If only his head were a little smaller..."
"Foghorn's released the headlock, now... ?! He's trying to set up what's apparently his finisher, the Chicken Wing... but Roy just nailed a kick in the balls! As Foghorn recovers as Roy swims off to regroup, Orson's got the upper hand on Porky. Orson just nailed a sharp kick to Porky's stomach, and he pulls out Porky's regulator!"
"That's bad news for Porky. With Pork's ablility severly limited, it looks like Leghorn will have to make up for his team mate in any way possible and boy he doesn't look to happy now. Roy got lucky too with that kick as Leghorn could have finished him off easily. It'll be interesting to see how Leghorn will take on both fighters."
"Well, Orson is now using BOTH regs at once! He's holding Porky and hitting him in the stomach to try to drown him, and Porky's in a position where he really can't do much about it... Foghorn's started chasing a still fleeing Roy in the meantime, and is closing fast... (a minute later) he's got him! And this time, he's got that Chicken Wing on him!"
"Oh man, what a move! That's gotta hurt for Roy! Roy seems to have been knocked unconcscious from the move and is completely helpless. Ulp! and there goes his regulator as well! Roy is history. Looks like its now just between Orson and Foghorn Leghorn and they're closing in fast."
"Yeah, Porky had drowned just before Foghorn had caught up to Roy and PP was trying to get to the two roosters in time, but only got to see his friend be crushed at Foggie's hands. The one good thing that does come out of this is that Orson's got a head start, and before Foghorn can turn around, Orson's on him from behind!"
"Leghorn's having a lot of trouble trying to get Orson off of him. They both are really at it for each other. Leghorn has just managed to get Orson off him by disconnecting his regulator but Orson managed to do the same just as he was able to grab the aquatube once he was thrown off. It's now sudden death they're both only on breathhold!"
"I'm not sure if I like Orson's chances here, as Foghorn almost certainly has a higher breathhold... which is why Orson is closing in on him I suppose. Too slow, Foggie! Orson's wrapped himself around his head!"
"And there go some bubbles from Leghorn and that can't be good because he just swallowed some water and that will not help you stay in the game. Leghorn now is trying to knock Orson off. If Orson hopes to succeed, he'll have to withstand the beating and continue to suffocate Leg as quickly as possible."
"Quite correct, Doc, I perfectly agree. There's another gulp from Foghorn... what the hell is Orson doing, exactly? I don't think Foghorn can really take the strain anymore... what the hell?! A massive bubbling... and Foghorn's out, but sensors indicate not all the bubbles came from Foghorn's last breath..."
"Nope, Trev. I don't believe so either but from what I can tell, it appears that most did come from Foghorn and I was right! Orson has survived long enough. All is left is to reach the surface where he can regain his air. Almost there... Got it! Orson has succeeded!"
"Well I'll be damned... it looks like it looks like this true blue 'hero' just might be useful when the going gets tough after all. Plus, he also used what's usually the hardest way to beat someone in this kind of match, and he did it to both opponents! I gotta admit, I didn't expect the U.S. Acres crew to take this, but take it they, or rather, Power Pig, did. Roy was rather useless..."
"With the match now over, we saw that Orson was able to come up on top with his brains despite his team mate Roy getting drowned. And whats this? Orson has something to say. "Its not Orson, its POWER PIG! Defender of justice!" Ah, of course how could I have forgotten! **Tries hard to not laugh** Well, Trev and I are going to now sign out. Til next time..."