Disclaimer: I have sad news. I have recently discovered for a fact that I do not own Inuyasha and co. I do not own Nutri-Grain, I believe Quaker does. Last but not least, I do not own osteryzer.

Sorry for the long wait. It has been very hectic, what with the two investigations I gotta do and the fact that I had to practically rewrite this chapter because it was really long and nothing happened in it... even less than what is already here. Heheh '^_^ Enjoy.

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Blastoff Chapter 3:

She closed her eyes as he leaned in for another kiss, this one more passionate than the last. Embracing him, she eagerly returned the gesture.

Feeling something warm and wet licking at her lips, she opened her eyes lazily. Confusion washed over her when she focused on green eyes with black slits. *Huh?*

"Mreow" **blink**

"Aahh!!!!!!"

She jerked upright panting, startled by the sudden vision of the eyes. Looking down, she saw her obese cat staring expectantly at her. Sighing, she lifted it and looked into its eyes.

"What is it, Buyo? This better be worth interrupting my dream."

Buyo tilted its head and looked at Kagome pleadingly.

"....Never mind"

Shaking her head, she put the obese cat down and stood. While stretching, she saw her cat roll onto its back and wiggle its paws in the air. She smiled sweetly and pet her cat on the stomach.

"You're hungry, aren't you Buyo?"

Her only answer was a purr. Deciding to get something to eat, she began walking towards her apartment's kitchen, when she caught a glimpse of the clock on her nightstand.*7:45 a.m.?!?!?!" She shrieked, ran to the bathroom and picked up her toothbrush.

"I'm gonna be late!!!!"

She began the task of brushing her teeth, brushing her hair and looking for her clothes, all at the same time. Buyo lay calmly on the bed, observing his mistress prepare to leave. Finally done brushing her teeth, she put on her undershirt and skirt. Running to her dresser, she picked up her perfume and sprayed some on while looking for her hairclip.

"Where is.....AHA!! Found it!!" She ran to the kitchen and grabbed two nutri-grains. Opening one, she ran back to the bedroom and threw it on the bed, stopping for a pair of socks, her shoes and her uniform blazer on the way.

"Breakfast Buyo!"

Running back to the kitchen, she pulled on her socks and opened the other nutri-grain. She threw away the wrapper and stuffed the strawberry-filled oatmeal bar into her mouth. Grabbing her keys, she struggled pulling on her shoes while stumbling to the door. She opened the door with her free hand.

"Take care of the apartment Buyo!!"

She shut the door and flew down the staircase, not bothering to wait for the elevator. Back in her apartment, a very confused cat lay on her bed staring strangely at the odd morsel before him. She reached the lobby and said goodbye to the doorman while running out to the parking. Reaching her car, she yanked open the door and jumped in, turning the ignition while closing the front door and fastening her seatbelt. She drove out of the parking lot and sped down the road while fixing her hair and honking at the people under the speed limit; cursing at all the "granny drivers".

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"Shouldn't you be looking for your student?"

Sango had been sitting in the cafeteria, drinking her daily coffee and waiting for Kagome, when Miroku decided he would keep her company until her student's arrival. She thought it would only be a few minutes, considering Kagome was never late; but apparently, she was wrong. Kagome was late, not five minutes, she wouldn't mind five minutes; Kagome was half an hour late, which meant, half an hour more at work. This also meant, half an hour with Miroku.

"Well, Sango dear, I figure that if my student were really interested, he would search for me. Don't you agree?"

Miroku smiled sweetly and she sighed, taking a sip from her coffee. After a few moments of silence, Miroku decided Sango wasn't going to answer and an idea popped in his head.

"Sango?"

Sango lifted her eyes from her coffee and looked at Miroku with feigned interest.

"What is it?"

Miroku smiled and looked at Sango. She didn't like that look, it meant he was up to something, and that something most probably involved her. "Are you busy tonight?"

She blinked and looked thoughtful, successfully hiding her blush. Sure, he might be a pervert, but she couldn't deny the fact that she liked him. He could be really sweet sometimes, when he wasn't busy flirting or checking girls out. Smirking, she began meditating. She knew she had the situation under control. She would be the one to decide whether he would or would not get the date. He had asked her many times before, but every time she would make up an excuse and say 'Maybe next time'. Then again, she should give him a chance...

"I'll think about it."

Miroku blinked and stared at Sango in shock.

*She'll think about it?!*

To the casual observer, it would seem hopeless, but Miroku knew better. With his continued studies he had come to the conclusion that Sango, she was different. When she didn't want something, she said it to your face.

*She's actually going to think about it!!!*

He could've jumped up and down with joy, but considering he was in the middle of the cafeteria, avoiding somebody and in Sango's presence, he decided against it. There still was a possibility she'd turn him down, but why be a pessimist? He noticed somebody familiar approaching and took that as his cue to leave.

"Well, Sango, when your decision is made, just search me out. Don't think too much though, you might decide to say no."

He stood up and left, but not before giving Sango a peck on the cheek and saying a silent prayer of gratitude.

Sango sighed and stared at her coffee blushing slightly. She felt somebody sit at her table and looked up. Miroku's student, if her memory was right his name was Inuyasha, was sitting across from her, looking a little pissed off.

"Do you know where that stupid pervert ran off to?"

Okay, he was pretty damn pissed, but with the way he was clenching his jaw, it looked like he was trying to compose himself. She smiled, hoping to lower his level of tension.

"You mean your instructor, right?"

Inuyasha nodded and sighed, his shoulders slumping slightly.

"He just left, that way."

She pointed to her right, in the direction Miroku had left minutes before. Standing up, he murmured a 'thanks' and walked away. Sango took a sip from her coffee and sighed.

*Kagome better get here soon...*

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*I'm late! I'mlateimlateimlate...*

Kagome ran through the hallways searching for the cafeteria while struggling to put on her uniform's jacket. When she finally reached her destination, she spotted Sango sitting and drinking coffee. Still in a hurry, she ran towards her.

"SANGO!!!"

She jumped when she heard somebody screaming her name. What else was she supposed to do? She had just been sitting peacefully after considering a date with Miroku and possibly sealing his fate, when right in the middle of starting a whole new cup of coffee... she had just finished preparing it as well. Pour some coffee, add twice as much milk, three spoonfuls of sugar and just a bit of cinnamon for kicks. That was what her mind was on, and when she was about to taste her wonderful concoction, somebody screamed her name, thus causing her to jump. Unfortunately, this caused her coffee to jump as well, flying in the air and falling all over her lap. She stood up in shock, knocking her chair over. She began to turn, thinking of many ways to cause pain to whoever made her spill her precious coffee, when she saw the culprit standing, one hand over her mouth and the other clutching at her stomach, trying, but failing miserably, to stop the sudden eruption of laughter. She glared.

"Kagome!!"

Kagome snickered and looked at Sango apologetically, mouthing the words 'I'm sorry'. Sango simply shook her head and walked towards the bathroom.

"You're late." **sigh** *This is gonna be a long day...*

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While walking out of the cafeteria, he heard somebody shout behind him. Giving in to curiosity, he turned around and saw Sango glaring at another girl with something he assumed was coffee spilled all over the front of her pants.

*What a waste of coffee...* He shrugged and continued on his way.

He found Miroku in the hallway, talking to yet another girl. He seemed to be distracted, so he decided to play an innocent joke on him. Sneaking, he stood behind Miroku. The girl had already noticed him and was about to say something when Inuyasha decided to make his presence acknowledged...

"Miroku!!!"

Revenge is sweet. To say Miroku was scared would be an understatement. You could say his soul jumped out of his body and ran around the compound more than 10 times. That would be pretty accurate.

"Aaahh!!"

The expression on his face was priceless. It's amazing how easily scared Miroku is while talking to a girl. Inuyasha was laughing so hard, his stomach was starting to ache. A few minutes later, he finally calmed down and witnessed Miroku look around, turn to him and glare. Inuyasha blinked.

"What?"

"Your maniacal cackling scared her away..."

Inuyasha simply crossed his arms and said indignantly.

"I don't cackle, I crack up..."

Miroku rolled his eyes and began to walk in the direction of the library, Inuyasha followed him.

"So, Miroku, what are we going to do today?"

They entered the library and Inuyasha sat at a table while Miroku went to the front desk and asked for his file. When he returned, he sat in front of Inuyasha and handed it to him.

"Same thing we do every day, Inuyasha. Try to take over the world."+

Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"...okay....let me rephrase that. What am I going to do today?"

"Oh...you are going to organize my file."

Inuyasha just stared.

"Aren't you supposed to do that? It is your file after all."

Miroku shrugged and leaned back smiling. Inuyasha sighed and glared.

"So, what are you going to do?"

Miroku's smile grew even wider.

"I'm going to think of the things I can do with Sango tonight."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and grabbed a paper. Scanning it, he asked.

"She actually said yes?"

It was already known to him that his instructor had an obsession with 'the beautiful instructor Taiji-ya', as he sometimes referred to her, but her feelings towards him were unknown. It was actually very strange for her to go out with anybody, from what he had heard.

"Not yet."

Inuyasha sighed and shook his head, and concentrated all of his attention on organizing the files.

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*Cleaning this coffee stain is not going to be easy...*

Thankfully, Sango always had an extra pair of pants in her locker and was now walking with clean pants. Sango and Kagome were walking towards the gravity force simulation room, commonly known as the G-force room, a.k.a. the osteryzer. After a while, they arrived at the training room. Kagome began preparing while Sango went into the control room. Once ready, Kagome walked into the chamber.

*Here we go...*

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+: For those of you that do not remember where this line is from: "So, Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world" If you still don't know where it's from....I'll give you a clue, oh dense ones. *psst,psst* Pinky and the Brain *psst,psst*

A/N: Kind of a short chapter, but it has to be done. Don't worry, Chapter 4 will be longer, and you will meet... the osteryzer (dun dun dun) oh yeah, read and review please and thank you.