Mars Is Bright Tonight
Prologue
Disclaimer: I own NO HARRY POTTER CHARS. AND none of the book series.
It all started at the beginning of Hogwarts school....
In the Great Hall, Salazar, Godric, Helga, and Rowena stood around a great wooden create.
Helga:...so what should we do?
Rowena burped up some bubbles
Rowena: Let's destroy it.
Salazar: Well you can't.
Godric looked curiously at Salazar and walked towards him as his shoes quaked like ducks
Godric: and you would know this how Sally?
Salazar jumped.
Salazar: Well...he's pure evil.that's how I know Rickey Ra-tard-o!!
Godric: Well it appears to me that you know a lot about this..this.thing.. Sally-Sells- Sea-Shells
Salazar: Are you accusing me??? Rickey-Rickey-Your-So-Fine-HEY-Rickey!!
Godric: Is THAT a threat (points at last name he was called) SalaMANder!!
Salazar: Yes, and at least I am a MAN!!
Godric slaps Salazar on his face and the invisible score board (only visible to the imagination) showed 1 for Godric 0 for Salazar.
Godric: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
Salazar slaps Godric and scores.
Salazar: WHO'S YOUR DADDY!? Both slap and score meanwhile.
Helga: Those two just never stop do they?
Rowena (shivering with fear) shakes her head.
Helga: So what should we do about the monster? (notices Rowena) Look I know you've been through a lot but it will be over soon.
Rowena: A LOT...A LOT... THOSE WORDS BARRELY SCRACH THE SUFACE OF WHAT (points at create) THAT THING HAS DONE TO ME. (sits and starts licking her feet.
Rowena's shouts caused one of the pictures to sneeze in turn all the other pictures followed it's example and they all sneezed too.
Godric now tired.
Godric: who's..your...daddy? ( unable to lift hand to slap beyond his knee)
Salazar just as tired.
Salazar:..who's.your.. awww, forget it..( falls on ground red in the face from being slaped) Godric also falls. Score 300 to 300
Helga: Rrrright..now Get up you two we have work to do ( both get up) Now, creature, (Helga now talking to the create) I am now going to read your.ummmm..crimes.
The create's contents give an insane laugh or I.L. and Rowena shivers because of it or R.S.
Helga: 1. You, single handedly made the Unforbidden Forest the Forbidden Forest. ( create gives IL and RS) 2. You, used your powers to make every stair case switch every 5 minutes. ( IL and RS) 3. You, made all the bathrooms switch places when ever someone got near if they had to GO. ( IL and RS) 4. You, last year, took every last point away from every house but Slytherin. (IL and RS and all stare accusingly at Salazar (Salazar: What??)) 6. You also did countless vandalism and invented the Howler. (IL and RS) 7. Not to mention you drove Rowena insane as she was your main target in other schemes you did. ( IL and you guessed it RS really hard) HOW do you plead?
Creature:. Are you done retelling my life's accomplishments I really must be going(IL).
Helga: As such, we have chosen or rather I have chosen to seal you using ancient magic at the base of Gryffindor Tower. Salazar:.. You mean under that painting of that man??
Godric: GOOD GRAVEY ,mon,(Jamaican) THAT'S MY MUM"S PICTURE!!!
Salazar: Well you have to admit she dose look a bit manish.
Godric: YOUR TALKIN' ABOUT MY MOTHER!!
Salazar: well if that is a woman she looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick.
Godric: STOP!!!
Salazar: She fell out of an ugly Tree.
Helga: STOP!!!
Salazar: And she hit the ugly ground!!
Helga, Godric, and Rowena: BequietOsa ( flash of purple light comes out of 3 wands and hits Salazar in the mouth and zips it shut)
Creature: He's right you know, but he didn't mention how fat she was.
Godric: Oh not you too.
Creature Yeeessss(IL) she's so fat she could fill the bloody Grand Canyon.
Godric: You're so insane you couldn't be taken in by St. Mungo's.
Creature: Proud of it, anyway she's so fat she makes a rain bow rain when she sits on it.
Helga: Let's take him away..(sighs)
Creature: The way I see it there are 6 sizes of pants mini, small, normal, big, and 'Oh no here it comes' guess where your mother's size is. (IL)
Helga levitates the create and takes it to Gryffindor Tower entrance.
All 4 founder slowly seal the create into a tile on the floor as it slowly dissolves into it.
Creature: I'll be back one day to terrorize the school..One day (IL)!!!!!!
DUM- DUM- DUMMMMMM
Salazar: So can he ever get out.
Helga: Yes
Godric: How??
Helga: Only if a student of your house (points at Godric) trips and hits his/her head on the tile on the exact date and the exact time.
All: OHHH!!
Many Many long years later..Harry Potter walks back from potion and trips on Dobby..(yeah..) and hits his head on the tile on the exact date at the exact time ...
Harry: OW!
But the pain in Harry's head was the least of his worries now.
So how did you like chapter 1. review and enjoy chapter 2 the forbidden forest.
Prologue
Disclaimer: I own NO HARRY POTTER CHARS. AND none of the book series.
It all started at the beginning of Hogwarts school....
In the Great Hall, Salazar, Godric, Helga, and Rowena stood around a great wooden create.
Helga:...so what should we do?
Rowena burped up some bubbles
Rowena: Let's destroy it.
Salazar: Well you can't.
Godric looked curiously at Salazar and walked towards him as his shoes quaked like ducks
Godric: and you would know this how Sally?
Salazar jumped.
Salazar: Well...he's pure evil.that's how I know Rickey Ra-tard-o!!
Godric: Well it appears to me that you know a lot about this..this.thing.. Sally-Sells- Sea-Shells
Salazar: Are you accusing me??? Rickey-Rickey-Your-So-Fine-HEY-Rickey!!
Godric: Is THAT a threat (points at last name he was called) SalaMANder!!
Salazar: Yes, and at least I am a MAN!!
Godric slaps Salazar on his face and the invisible score board (only visible to the imagination) showed 1 for Godric 0 for Salazar.
Godric: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
Salazar slaps Godric and scores.
Salazar: WHO'S YOUR DADDY!? Both slap and score meanwhile.
Helga: Those two just never stop do they?
Rowena (shivering with fear) shakes her head.
Helga: So what should we do about the monster? (notices Rowena) Look I know you've been through a lot but it will be over soon.
Rowena: A LOT...A LOT... THOSE WORDS BARRELY SCRACH THE SUFACE OF WHAT (points at create) THAT THING HAS DONE TO ME. (sits and starts licking her feet.
Rowena's shouts caused one of the pictures to sneeze in turn all the other pictures followed it's example and they all sneezed too.
Godric now tired.
Godric: who's..your...daddy? ( unable to lift hand to slap beyond his knee)
Salazar just as tired.
Salazar:..who's.your.. awww, forget it..( falls on ground red in the face from being slaped) Godric also falls. Score 300 to 300
Helga: Rrrright..now Get up you two we have work to do ( both get up) Now, creature, (Helga now talking to the create) I am now going to read your.ummmm..crimes.
The create's contents give an insane laugh or I.L. and Rowena shivers because of it or R.S.
Helga: 1. You, single handedly made the Unforbidden Forest the Forbidden Forest. ( create gives IL and RS) 2. You, used your powers to make every stair case switch every 5 minutes. ( IL and RS) 3. You, made all the bathrooms switch places when ever someone got near if they had to GO. ( IL and RS) 4. You, last year, took every last point away from every house but Slytherin. (IL and RS and all stare accusingly at Salazar (Salazar: What??)) 6. You also did countless vandalism and invented the Howler. (IL and RS) 7. Not to mention you drove Rowena insane as she was your main target in other schemes you did. ( IL and you guessed it RS really hard) HOW do you plead?
Creature:. Are you done retelling my life's accomplishments I really must be going(IL).
Helga: As such, we have chosen or rather I have chosen to seal you using ancient magic at the base of Gryffindor Tower. Salazar:.. You mean under that painting of that man??
Godric: GOOD GRAVEY ,mon,(Jamaican) THAT'S MY MUM"S PICTURE!!!
Salazar: Well you have to admit she dose look a bit manish.
Godric: YOUR TALKIN' ABOUT MY MOTHER!!
Salazar: well if that is a woman she looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick.
Godric: STOP!!!
Salazar: She fell out of an ugly Tree.
Helga: STOP!!!
Salazar: And she hit the ugly ground!!
Helga, Godric, and Rowena: BequietOsa ( flash of purple light comes out of 3 wands and hits Salazar in the mouth and zips it shut)
Creature: He's right you know, but he didn't mention how fat she was.
Godric: Oh not you too.
Creature Yeeessss(IL) she's so fat she could fill the bloody Grand Canyon.
Godric: You're so insane you couldn't be taken in by St. Mungo's.
Creature: Proud of it, anyway she's so fat she makes a rain bow rain when she sits on it.
Helga: Let's take him away..(sighs)
Creature: The way I see it there are 6 sizes of pants mini, small, normal, big, and 'Oh no here it comes' guess where your mother's size is. (IL)
Helga levitates the create and takes it to Gryffindor Tower entrance.
All 4 founder slowly seal the create into a tile on the floor as it slowly dissolves into it.
Creature: I'll be back one day to terrorize the school..One day (IL)!!!!!!
DUM- DUM- DUMMMMMM
Salazar: So can he ever get out.
Helga: Yes
Godric: How??
Helga: Only if a student of your house (points at Godric) trips and hits his/her head on the tile on the exact date and the exact time.
All: OHHH!!
Many Many long years later..Harry Potter walks back from potion and trips on Dobby..(yeah..) and hits his head on the tile on the exact date at the exact time ...
Harry: OW!
But the pain in Harry's head was the least of his worries now.
So how did you like chapter 1. review and enjoy chapter 2 the forbidden forest.