The Forbidden Forest
Disclaimer- I OWN NONE OF THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS.
Harry: OW!
Harry rubs his head as he gets on his feet.
Hermione: Are you OK?
Harry: Yeah.
Hermione: How did you fall?
Harry: Tripped on Dobby again.
Hermione: Who?
Harry: What?
Hermione: Who did you trip on?
Harry: Stop asking me questions that's all you've said all chapter?
Hermione: What's all I've been saying all chapter?
Harry: QUESTIONS! Shut Up (notices Ron), what's wrong with you Ron??
Ron was standing there staring. Harry stared where Ron was.
Harry: : O
There was a wisp of smoke that came from the tile and headed out the open hallway window. Long silence.
Harry: Weird
Hermione: What was that??????
Harry: Any-who lets get down to detentions.
So all three of them walk down the hall and Harry notices Ron another time
Harry: Ron, why are you coming to detentions with us?
Ron shrugs
Harry: But you weren't caught.. You don't need to go
Ron shrugs and smiles
Hermione: You know this won't be fun right??
Ron nods and smiles
Harry: RrrrrrrriiiiiiigghT
So they make it down to the great hall, where there was Neville and Malfoy waiting for them. Filch was there but there was something wrong with him.
Filch: Are you ready to go to your first day of detention Mr. Pow.. Mr. Potter
Filch was today wearing a silver suit and his head was shaved, he had Mrs. Norris in his arms, stroking her.
Harry: Yeah sure.
Harry then noticed an old woman on the floor's corner looking very dazed, she had huge glasses and she was very thin
Old Croan: (in a deep, mesmerizing voice) He will come tonight..(notices Harry and points at him) YOU.. FOLLOW THE RED RABBIT.. He has you... He has you in his powers.. it is too late for you ...might as well just get it over with. ( her head falls limp as she sleeps)
No one seemed to notice this but him.
Harry: Okaaaaay, Hey guys dose it seem weird all of a sudden.
Harry turns around to Ron and Hermione.
Ron: W...( he tries to speak but is unable to, for he turned into a red rabbit)
Hermione: BUNNY? ( grabs Ron) BUNNY? BUNNY? BUNNY?( squeezes him)
Hermione looks at Harry.
Harry: Is he Ok
Hermione cleans out her ears and tries to listen to what Harry said.
Hermione: (screaming) WHAT????
Harry: (Yelling Slowly) IS...HE..OK.??
Hermione: I CAN'T HEAR YOU??..!?
Harry looks at everyone else, everyone else.. stares long awkward silence.
Malfoy: Lets get this over with
And with a small POP! Filch turned into a guy with a yellow rain jacket
Filch: Sure we can go just beware of.. (his eye bulges) The Shark!!
So they all leave the Great hall but before they do Neville grabs Harry's robes
Neville: Guide me it is very dark.
Harry: : O
Harry waves hand over Neville's face and Neville doesn't even flinch.
They all walk down to the hut of Hagrid but not Filch he had to row in his floating boat.
Down at Hagrid's Hut of Hagrid Hagrid is wearing an all gold suit that is very tight, but it has no shirt sleeves.
Hagrid: Hello Filch and freindres, and I must say Filch you look like my Fasja ..my dad
Hagrid Pulls off a slab of skin the size of a steak off his arm.
Hagrid: Ooooo there's a keeper.
And with a POP! And another POP! Filch and Hagrid change back to normal. Everyone (even Hagrid) stares at Hagrid. long pause
Filch: So you have detentions with these 6 I'll be back for them tomorrow.
And with a POP! Filch changes back into a Sea Captain. And rows away, But a high wind blows and his ship rams into a tree !SMASH! Filch is now swimming in the air.. Yes swimming.
Filch: Darn wind (swims toward the castle) When I get back I'll.. ( notices something only he can see and a look of terror comes on his eyes) SHARRRK! 'E'S COME BACK FOR ME OTHER LEG!! HELP!! ( Filch struggles with something in midair, then he just floats there unmoving, drifting with the wind).
Long pause...No longer
LOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG PAUSE..
Ok long enough
Harry: well this is odd
Ron writes on a piece of paper gives it to Harry
" Harry I found out that if I try to talk I turn into a rabbit, Hermione can't hear and Neville can't see"
Harry reads then looks up at Ron
Harry: Crud. (looks around) hey where is Neville any way??
Ron shrugs
AT The lake out side Hogwarts..
Neville is there alone
Neville: Harry where are you???
A giant tentacle comes out of the lake.
Neville: Harry is that you??
Tentacle grabs Neville and pulls him into the lake.
At the Hut OF Hagrid.
Harry: Oh, well he probably is having fun where ever he is.
Ron nods.
Hagrid: Are you done talking and lets get on with the plot..
Harry: right!
All stand at attention but Hermione who is looking dumbly at the world around her
Malfoy: Stupid MudBlood.
A Yell from the Forest: 50 points to Slytherin!!
Malfoy smiles and all else frown and look sad..
Hagrid: ok today we are searching for a thing that is disturbing the centaurs and all the other animals in the woods.
Malfoy: It is a werewolf. Duh
Hagrid: No , because this thing ate all of them I saw the bill.
Malfoy: ALL the werewolves.. but how??
Hagrid: He bought them all and ate them at table #4.
Hagrid shows Malfoy a piece of paper
On paper: The Forbidden Restaurant
Table #4
15 Werewolves 20 galleons
Hagrid: saw that on the ground on my way in.
Malfoy: That...is scary..this is not going to be a fun detention at all.
Hagrid: Well this ain't no campen trip in Chicago if you know what I mean.
Long pause... Play on your computer cuz this is a long one.
Hagrid: now we all go into the forest and we look for a while and Harry gets all the attention, now split into 2 groups, but know that Harry will be separated eventually so don't look for him he'll show up after he meets with the thing we are after, then around sun rise we all come back to my place and have a cup of tea.( Hagrid smiles)
Harry: Sounds like a plan Stan.
Malfoy: (to Hagrid) You the man Dan
Harry: (To Malfoy) Can you pan your can Ran.
Harry looks around and finds he is deep in the forest with Malfoy, Fang and Dobby.right...
Fang had apparently been shaved completely and had a disco ball on his back
Malfoy: (In a Afro)((which was blonde))(((with a big gold medallion))) FUNK- A-DELECK DOG(dose a disco hand point into the sky.. move)
Suddenly Malfoy, Fang, and Dobby(.right.) Disappear. POP!
Harry was their alone, not with Ron, not with Dobby (...??..) , and not with Joe the sock puppet, But he still felt like someone was there with him.
Creature (or C.): Hello there, Harry.. Potter
Harry froze..Literally.then thawed really fast and turned around to see who it was, but when he did he was stopped by a finger to his forehead and all he could see was a finger and a hand to his forehead.
Harry: Who are you
The finger poked at Harry's head, hard like and at a very anointing uneven beat.
Harry: Hey (poke) stop (poke) that
Harry tried to grab the hand but his hands felt as heavy as solid cinder blocks.. In fact when Harry looked down They WERE
Harry: AHHHH(poke)HHHHH(poke)(poke) hhhhhhhhh...(poke)
Harry: Ok you can stop (poke)that now(poke) Harry: (going into a crying type voice) This is really affect(poke)ing my (poke) psychological health.
The poking stops
Harry gives a sigh of relief
Harry: sigh (in a relief tone)
But it started another time
Harry starts to cry
C.: Wow you lasted longer (poke) than most do.
He stops poking
Harry: who are you??
C. pats Harry on the head C.: If you were smart you wouldn't ask that again.
Harry (scared) nods, and still looking at the hand ready to poke
Harry: then can I ask What are you and why are you here??
C.: (sighs) very well.Humans..need to know everything.
C. Steps out into the moon light and Harry saw...(gasp)
Harry: You're a centaur?
C. now in full light showed that he was a rather tall centaur with sleek red hair and green eyes, a smile of plan delight stamped on his face.
C.: well yes.and no I am but in the image of a centaur but I am much more than that.. C.: I am a creation, but I am very much alive, I was made by Special Magic..Much like Ancient Magic or Dark Magic.
Harry: well that's creative "Special Magic"
C.: I'm warning you Potter don't push my buttons more than you already have it just may come back to you in a comical sort of way.(grins)
Harry Shivers
Harry: so why are you here?
C.: You.
Harry: What.
C.: I was released by you and there for I must do to you what I do best.
Harry: and what is that
C.: Annoy, to be an annoyance, to cause mayhem and let the readers have fun reading it.
C. Looks at reader and presses the pause-on-time button
C.: And if you readers want to be a part of Mars is Bright Tonight..When you submit a review please type in one of these names at the end of your review: Snape, Lucius, or Draco and I'll add up the score and include one of these people in a prank in the future chapter 11. (presses Play)
C. puts his hand out and points to a tree, a jet of green light burst forth and hit the tree and the tree tuned into 12 dogs. The dogs ran towards Harry and licked him with their large wet sloppy red mouth things, until he was drenched.
C.: You see Potter, my creator gave my Special Magic the power to annoy anyone but him, in fact my very presence creates impossibly crazy things to happen all around me.
Harry: so why mess with me.
C.: you see I was also assigned a person to annoy and she passed long ages ago and so I needed someone new. (Grins) But that dose not limit to who I annoy..
C. lifts the curse on Harry's hands.
Harry: Oh! Thanks I was...(sniffs)(looks around)(sniffs)(sniffs hands)(looks at C.) YOU!!
C.: What?? (smiles)
Harry: my hands smell like tomatoes, I HATE TOMATOES (runs and tries to grab C.)
C. swiftly dodges his attack and skips around the clearing in the woods like Pe Pe Le Puew
Harry: Come back here and change back my hands
C.: (strongly snobby laugh) HA HA HA (runs into a tree)(SMACK) OW! That really hurt. (notices Harry coming towards him) we will meet again soon Mr. Potter and you will pay for my tree smacking. (disappears)
Harry now kneeling down on the grass thinking about what was happening and soon he reread the last bit of what the C. had said and he was done and he realized what the old croan had said had come true. He was soon walking through the woods to try to find the others.
Suddenly there was a SNAP of a twig and Harry jumped
Harry: Who's there
He kept walking but soon found that around him more twigs were cracking in all places everywhere He could see shapes in the shadows, his heart now racing, OLD CAMERA NOISE AND A FLASH OF LIGHT (or OCNAAFOL)
Harry: AH!
Harry now able to see slightly now saw a large group of people. about 12 standing in cloaks and helmets in front of him all of which..holding CAMERAS
Harry: Who are you.
Collin Creevy: We are the Knights Who Take Pictures!!!!!
12 OCNAAFOLs came strait at him
Collin: WE! ARE THE SECRET KEEPERS OF THE PICTURES OF.. VICTOR KRUM, TGQWERTY AND GILDAROY LOCKHART(Lockhart's name echoes through the forest)
Harry: Well what is it you want??
Collin: We want.. A AUTOGRAPH!!
Harry: What??
12 OCNAAFOLs hit Harry
Harry: Stop that it BURRRNS IT BUUUURRRNNS. (Collin motions to stop pictures)
Collin: YOU WILL GIVE US AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF YOU OR ELSE YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE THESE WOODS..WITH JOE.(holds up sock puppet Joe)
Harry: (looks at Joe) Ok fine give me the picture. (gets picture and golden ink)
Collin: one that looks nice
Harry: yes of course
Collin: and not too big
Harry: Yes yes.. annnd done
Collin: Yes yes it is a good autograph. you may go now
Harry grabs Joe, Hugs him, and puts him in his pocket
Lucius: NI!!
Harry hours later beats through the forest and tripped over every root and got out by sunrise to have a cup of tea and told Ron and Hermione everything about his adventure because they didn't have one.
Authors Note: and so another chapter written and another sock saved tune in for the next chapter
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER!!
Disclaimer- I OWN NONE OF THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS.
Harry: OW!
Harry rubs his head as he gets on his feet.
Hermione: Are you OK?
Harry: Yeah.
Hermione: How did you fall?
Harry: Tripped on Dobby again.
Hermione: Who?
Harry: What?
Hermione: Who did you trip on?
Harry: Stop asking me questions that's all you've said all chapter?
Hermione: What's all I've been saying all chapter?
Harry: QUESTIONS! Shut Up (notices Ron), what's wrong with you Ron??
Ron was standing there staring. Harry stared where Ron was.
Harry: : O
There was a wisp of smoke that came from the tile and headed out the open hallway window. Long silence.
Harry: Weird
Hermione: What was that??????
Harry: Any-who lets get down to detentions.
So all three of them walk down the hall and Harry notices Ron another time
Harry: Ron, why are you coming to detentions with us?
Ron shrugs
Harry: But you weren't caught.. You don't need to go
Ron shrugs and smiles
Hermione: You know this won't be fun right??
Ron nods and smiles
Harry: RrrrrrrriiiiiiigghT
So they make it down to the great hall, where there was Neville and Malfoy waiting for them. Filch was there but there was something wrong with him.
Filch: Are you ready to go to your first day of detention Mr. Pow.. Mr. Potter
Filch was today wearing a silver suit and his head was shaved, he had Mrs. Norris in his arms, stroking her.
Harry: Yeah sure.
Harry then noticed an old woman on the floor's corner looking very dazed, she had huge glasses and she was very thin
Old Croan: (in a deep, mesmerizing voice) He will come tonight..(notices Harry and points at him) YOU.. FOLLOW THE RED RABBIT.. He has you... He has you in his powers.. it is too late for you ...might as well just get it over with. ( her head falls limp as she sleeps)
No one seemed to notice this but him.
Harry: Okaaaaay, Hey guys dose it seem weird all of a sudden.
Harry turns around to Ron and Hermione.
Ron: W...( he tries to speak but is unable to, for he turned into a red rabbit)
Hermione: BUNNY? ( grabs Ron) BUNNY? BUNNY? BUNNY?( squeezes him)
Hermione looks at Harry.
Harry: Is he Ok
Hermione cleans out her ears and tries to listen to what Harry said.
Hermione: (screaming) WHAT????
Harry: (Yelling Slowly) IS...HE..OK.??
Hermione: I CAN'T HEAR YOU??..!?
Harry looks at everyone else, everyone else.. stares long awkward silence.
Malfoy: Lets get this over with
And with a small POP! Filch turned into a guy with a yellow rain jacket
Filch: Sure we can go just beware of.. (his eye bulges) The Shark!!
So they all leave the Great hall but before they do Neville grabs Harry's robes
Neville: Guide me it is very dark.
Harry: : O
Harry waves hand over Neville's face and Neville doesn't even flinch.
They all walk down to the hut of Hagrid but not Filch he had to row in his floating boat.
Down at Hagrid's Hut of Hagrid Hagrid is wearing an all gold suit that is very tight, but it has no shirt sleeves.
Hagrid: Hello Filch and freindres, and I must say Filch you look like my Fasja ..my dad
Hagrid Pulls off a slab of skin the size of a steak off his arm.
Hagrid: Ooooo there's a keeper.
And with a POP! And another POP! Filch and Hagrid change back to normal. Everyone (even Hagrid) stares at Hagrid. long pause
Filch: So you have detentions with these 6 I'll be back for them tomorrow.
And with a POP! Filch changes back into a Sea Captain. And rows away, But a high wind blows and his ship rams into a tree !SMASH! Filch is now swimming in the air.. Yes swimming.
Filch: Darn wind (swims toward the castle) When I get back I'll.. ( notices something only he can see and a look of terror comes on his eyes) SHARRRK! 'E'S COME BACK FOR ME OTHER LEG!! HELP!! ( Filch struggles with something in midair, then he just floats there unmoving, drifting with the wind).
Long pause...No longer
LOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG PAUSE..
Ok long enough
Harry: well this is odd
Ron writes on a piece of paper gives it to Harry
" Harry I found out that if I try to talk I turn into a rabbit, Hermione can't hear and Neville can't see"
Harry reads then looks up at Ron
Harry: Crud. (looks around) hey where is Neville any way??
Ron shrugs
AT The lake out side Hogwarts..
Neville is there alone
Neville: Harry where are you???
A giant tentacle comes out of the lake.
Neville: Harry is that you??
Tentacle grabs Neville and pulls him into the lake.
At the Hut OF Hagrid.
Harry: Oh, well he probably is having fun where ever he is.
Ron nods.
Hagrid: Are you done talking and lets get on with the plot..
Harry: right!
All stand at attention but Hermione who is looking dumbly at the world around her
Malfoy: Stupid MudBlood.
A Yell from the Forest: 50 points to Slytherin!!
Malfoy smiles and all else frown and look sad..
Hagrid: ok today we are searching for a thing that is disturbing the centaurs and all the other animals in the woods.
Malfoy: It is a werewolf. Duh
Hagrid: No , because this thing ate all of them I saw the bill.
Malfoy: ALL the werewolves.. but how??
Hagrid: He bought them all and ate them at table #4.
Hagrid shows Malfoy a piece of paper
On paper: The Forbidden Restaurant
Table #4
15 Werewolves 20 galleons
Hagrid: saw that on the ground on my way in.
Malfoy: That...is scary..this is not going to be a fun detention at all.
Hagrid: Well this ain't no campen trip in Chicago if you know what I mean.
Long pause... Play on your computer cuz this is a long one.
Hagrid: now we all go into the forest and we look for a while and Harry gets all the attention, now split into 2 groups, but know that Harry will be separated eventually so don't look for him he'll show up after he meets with the thing we are after, then around sun rise we all come back to my place and have a cup of tea.( Hagrid smiles)
Harry: Sounds like a plan Stan.
Malfoy: (to Hagrid) You the man Dan
Harry: (To Malfoy) Can you pan your can Ran.
Harry looks around and finds he is deep in the forest with Malfoy, Fang and Dobby.right...
Fang had apparently been shaved completely and had a disco ball on his back
Malfoy: (In a Afro)((which was blonde))(((with a big gold medallion))) FUNK- A-DELECK DOG(dose a disco hand point into the sky.. move)
Suddenly Malfoy, Fang, and Dobby(.right.) Disappear. POP!
Harry was their alone, not with Ron, not with Dobby (...??..) , and not with Joe the sock puppet, But he still felt like someone was there with him.
Creature (or C.): Hello there, Harry.. Potter
Harry froze..Literally.then thawed really fast and turned around to see who it was, but when he did he was stopped by a finger to his forehead and all he could see was a finger and a hand to his forehead.
Harry: Who are you
The finger poked at Harry's head, hard like and at a very anointing uneven beat.
Harry: Hey (poke) stop (poke) that
Harry tried to grab the hand but his hands felt as heavy as solid cinder blocks.. In fact when Harry looked down They WERE
Harry: AHHHH(poke)HHHHH(poke)(poke) hhhhhhhhh...(poke)
Harry: Ok you can stop (poke)that now(poke) Harry: (going into a crying type voice) This is really affect(poke)ing my (poke) psychological health.
The poking stops
Harry gives a sigh of relief
Harry: sigh (in a relief tone)
But it started another time
Harry starts to cry
C.: Wow you lasted longer (poke) than most do.
He stops poking
Harry: who are you??
C. pats Harry on the head C.: If you were smart you wouldn't ask that again.
Harry (scared) nods, and still looking at the hand ready to poke
Harry: then can I ask What are you and why are you here??
C.: (sighs) very well.Humans..need to know everything.
C. Steps out into the moon light and Harry saw...(gasp)
Harry: You're a centaur?
C. now in full light showed that he was a rather tall centaur with sleek red hair and green eyes, a smile of plan delight stamped on his face.
C.: well yes.and no I am but in the image of a centaur but I am much more than that.. C.: I am a creation, but I am very much alive, I was made by Special Magic..Much like Ancient Magic or Dark Magic.
Harry: well that's creative "Special Magic"
C.: I'm warning you Potter don't push my buttons more than you already have it just may come back to you in a comical sort of way.(grins)
Harry Shivers
Harry: so why are you here?
C.: You.
Harry: What.
C.: I was released by you and there for I must do to you what I do best.
Harry: and what is that
C.: Annoy, to be an annoyance, to cause mayhem and let the readers have fun reading it.
C. Looks at reader and presses the pause-on-time button
C.: And if you readers want to be a part of Mars is Bright Tonight..When you submit a review please type in one of these names at the end of your review: Snape, Lucius, or Draco and I'll add up the score and include one of these people in a prank in the future chapter 11. (presses Play)
C. puts his hand out and points to a tree, a jet of green light burst forth and hit the tree and the tree tuned into 12 dogs. The dogs ran towards Harry and licked him with their large wet sloppy red mouth things, until he was drenched.
C.: You see Potter, my creator gave my Special Magic the power to annoy anyone but him, in fact my very presence creates impossibly crazy things to happen all around me.
Harry: so why mess with me.
C.: you see I was also assigned a person to annoy and she passed long ages ago and so I needed someone new. (Grins) But that dose not limit to who I annoy..
C. lifts the curse on Harry's hands.
Harry: Oh! Thanks I was...(sniffs)(looks around)(sniffs)(sniffs hands)(looks at C.) YOU!!
C.: What?? (smiles)
Harry: my hands smell like tomatoes, I HATE TOMATOES (runs and tries to grab C.)
C. swiftly dodges his attack and skips around the clearing in the woods like Pe Pe Le Puew
Harry: Come back here and change back my hands
C.: (strongly snobby laugh) HA HA HA (runs into a tree)(SMACK) OW! That really hurt. (notices Harry coming towards him) we will meet again soon Mr. Potter and you will pay for my tree smacking. (disappears)
Harry now kneeling down on the grass thinking about what was happening and soon he reread the last bit of what the C. had said and he was done and he realized what the old croan had said had come true. He was soon walking through the woods to try to find the others.
Suddenly there was a SNAP of a twig and Harry jumped
Harry: Who's there
He kept walking but soon found that around him more twigs were cracking in all places everywhere He could see shapes in the shadows, his heart now racing, OLD CAMERA NOISE AND A FLASH OF LIGHT (or OCNAAFOL)
Harry: AH!
Harry now able to see slightly now saw a large group of people. about 12 standing in cloaks and helmets in front of him all of which..holding CAMERAS
Harry: Who are you.
Collin Creevy: We are the Knights Who Take Pictures!!!!!
12 OCNAAFOLs came strait at him
Collin: WE! ARE THE SECRET KEEPERS OF THE PICTURES OF.. VICTOR KRUM, TGQWERTY AND GILDAROY LOCKHART(Lockhart's name echoes through the forest)
Harry: Well what is it you want??
Collin: We want.. A AUTOGRAPH!!
Harry: What??
12 OCNAAFOLs hit Harry
Harry: Stop that it BURRRNS IT BUUUURRRNNS. (Collin motions to stop pictures)
Collin: YOU WILL GIVE US AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF YOU OR ELSE YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE THESE WOODS..WITH JOE.(holds up sock puppet Joe)
Harry: (looks at Joe) Ok fine give me the picture. (gets picture and golden ink)
Collin: one that looks nice
Harry: yes of course
Collin: and not too big
Harry: Yes yes.. annnd done
Collin: Yes yes it is a good autograph. you may go now
Harry grabs Joe, Hugs him, and puts him in his pocket
Lucius: NI!!
Harry hours later beats through the forest and tripped over every root and got out by sunrise to have a cup of tea and told Ron and Hermione everything about his adventure because they didn't have one.
Authors Note: and so another chapter written and another sock saved tune in for the next chapter
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER!!