A/N: Sirius and Remus are my slaves! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough cough*
Disclaimer: Hermione and any other HP characters belong to JKR-sama (except for the Marauders' Butt, which belongs to Red Scar). If it belonged to me, I wouldn't be writing this (short) fic, yadda yadda yadda...
Note: ( ) = my words!
Chapter 1: The Idiocy Ensues (Without this, this is exactly 200 words!)
Hermione lost her books and didn't answer questions in McGonagall's class correctly. (I know it's spelled correctly.) Then Harry gave her new ones (Were they his?), and Hermione (Suspense!) poked him with her quill. Then Ron came along, and began throwing random confetti around like it was the end of the normal world. (It was!) Then, a bunch of rabid fangirls ran in and trampled everyone 4 times, while chasing Wood around the castle. Then, suddenly, Voldie wafted in, and poked the Marauders' Butt (Marauders' Butt ©...I forgot!) 5 times, and the castle literally exploded. (Lotsa Dungbombs!) Then, suddenly, Hermione lost her books again, and this dang thing started all over again. (And so, the idiocy ends! YAY! No, wait, there's another chapter coming up on Friday or so.) And then, humor from The Marauders' Butt ensues here, and the second chapter/story comes up. The...
End!
(A/N: One of the "respellings" of Hermione's name in Word was hormone! O.o; R/R, I might put up another chapter if I wanna.)
Disclaimer: Hermione and any other HP characters belong to JKR-sama (except for the Marauders' Butt, which belongs to Red Scar). If it belonged to me, I wouldn't be writing this (short) fic, yadda yadda yadda...
Note: ( ) = my words!
Chapter 1: The Idiocy Ensues (Without this, this is exactly 200 words!)
Hermione lost her books and didn't answer questions in McGonagall's class correctly. (I know it's spelled correctly.) Then Harry gave her new ones (Were they his?), and Hermione (Suspense!) poked him with her quill. Then Ron came along, and began throwing random confetti around like it was the end of the normal world. (It was!) Then, a bunch of rabid fangirls ran in and trampled everyone 4 times, while chasing Wood around the castle. Then, suddenly, Voldie wafted in, and poked the Marauders' Butt (Marauders' Butt ©...I forgot!) 5 times, and the castle literally exploded. (Lotsa Dungbombs!) Then, suddenly, Hermione lost her books again, and this dang thing started all over again. (And so, the idiocy ends! YAY! No, wait, there's another chapter coming up on Friday or so.) And then, humor from The Marauders' Butt ensues here, and the second chapter/story comes up. The...
End!
(A/N: One of the "respellings" of Hermione's name in Word was hormone! O.o; R/R, I might put up another chapter if I wanna.)