A/N: Fourth chapter, 6 months after the last one.meh, I've had writer's
block for the past few months, honest! *Rabid fans attack* GAH!
Disclaimer: Harry and Co. and anything else in any of the HP books belongs to Rowling, the one who's taking forever to finish the 5th book.
On with the story!
Chapter 4
No Need For A Plot
A shoe suddenly kicked Harry in the shin, causing him to scream in AGONY. Ron ran around like a headless chicken.
Lavender: Those guys are weird. Parvati: That's why we like 'em. Hermione: NO, HARRY'S MINE! *attacks Parvati and Lavender* Parvati and Lavender: EEE!
Ron pulled Lavender away, and Harry pulled Hermione away, and they had snog- fests for the rest of the day. Suddenly, Voldemort attacked while Harry and Hermione were still snogging, and the ending of the fourth book recurred.
Cornelius Fudge said, "Fudge." before being kicked out of the Ministry. Arthur Weasley took his place, and began readying the wizarding and Muggle worlds for an all-out war against Voldemort and his followers.
Harry became godlike, and Ctrl-X'd Voldemort out of existence. Harry then continued his snog-fests with Hermione.
(A/N: They're being very "active", aren't they?)
3 weeks later.
Harry: THE SHOES ARE ATTACKING! RUN!
A swarm of shoes was chasing Harry. Hermione ate a few, but became full within minutes.
Suddenly, Ron came out with a HUGE vacuum cleaner and IT ate the shoes!
Harry: THANKS, RON!
Ron was thrown into a wall by the magnitude of Harry's yell.
Harry: Oopsies.
Lavender ran over to Ron, glared at Harry, and brought Ron over to the Astronomy Tower, and you know what happens after that.
Suddenly, the author of this story began using clichés from other fics!
(A/N: Shut up, Narrator.)
Why?
(A/N: Because I said so.)
Too bad.
(A/N: *erases Narrator from existence* Too bad, eh? *is new Narrator*)
Harry and Hermione ran over to the nearest broom closet, and they were not heard of for a day, when someone opened the closet and discovered them.
Parvati attacked Hermione, and Harry knocked Parvati into the broom closet with Neville, where they were not heard of for 4 months.
(A/N: THE END.for now.)
Review answering time!
Gryffindor-Girl: The Marauder's Butt is like the Map, but it is used to pull pranks on people.
Me123: Why, thank you.
kat&mousetakingovertheworld: Nicely insane is how I like it. Thanks!
.: =O
phi cong: Anyone who likes this fic is a friend of mine. No, I'm not that Amanda person; I'm just a random author.
Disclaimer: Harry and Co. and anything else in any of the HP books belongs to Rowling, the one who's taking forever to finish the 5th book.
On with the story!
Chapter 4
No Need For A Plot
A shoe suddenly kicked Harry in the shin, causing him to scream in AGONY. Ron ran around like a headless chicken.
Lavender: Those guys are weird. Parvati: That's why we like 'em. Hermione: NO, HARRY'S MINE! *attacks Parvati and Lavender* Parvati and Lavender: EEE!
Ron pulled Lavender away, and Harry pulled Hermione away, and they had snog- fests for the rest of the day. Suddenly, Voldemort attacked while Harry and Hermione were still snogging, and the ending of the fourth book recurred.
Cornelius Fudge said, "Fudge." before being kicked out of the Ministry. Arthur Weasley took his place, and began readying the wizarding and Muggle worlds for an all-out war against Voldemort and his followers.
Harry became godlike, and Ctrl-X'd Voldemort out of existence. Harry then continued his snog-fests with Hermione.
(A/N: They're being very "active", aren't they?)
3 weeks later.
Harry: THE SHOES ARE ATTACKING! RUN!
A swarm of shoes was chasing Harry. Hermione ate a few, but became full within minutes.
Suddenly, Ron came out with a HUGE vacuum cleaner and IT ate the shoes!
Harry: THANKS, RON!
Ron was thrown into a wall by the magnitude of Harry's yell.
Harry: Oopsies.
Lavender ran over to Ron, glared at Harry, and brought Ron over to the Astronomy Tower, and you know what happens after that.
Suddenly, the author of this story began using clichés from other fics!
(A/N: Shut up, Narrator.)
Why?
(A/N: Because I said so.)
Too bad.
(A/N: *erases Narrator from existence* Too bad, eh? *is new Narrator*)
Harry and Hermione ran over to the nearest broom closet, and they were not heard of for a day, when someone opened the closet and discovered them.
Parvati attacked Hermione, and Harry knocked Parvati into the broom closet with Neville, where they were not heard of for 4 months.
(A/N: THE END.for now.)
Review answering time!
Gryffindor-Girl: The Marauder's Butt is like the Map, but it is used to pull pranks on people.
Me123: Why, thank you.
kat&mousetakingovertheworld: Nicely insane is how I like it. Thanks!
.: =O
phi cong: Anyone who likes this fic is a friend of mine. No, I'm not that Amanda person; I'm just a random author.