Okay I'm back. I ate and now I'm updating again. WHOO! Haha. Sugar hype.
Don't own but I wish I did.
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Yamcha agreed not to tell Goku on the terms that Chi-Chi didn't tell Bulma. They continued to hang out at the bar for a while just chatting. Both of them doing nothing but getting drunk in the process. After a long time, maybe two hours or so of just drinking and chatting they decided it was time to leave.
"So um Chi? Do you want me to drive you home since you're kinda, uh, drunk?" asked Yamcha slurring his words. Chi-Chi wasn't in much better condition when she answered.
"Sure. But didn't I tell you not to call me that," replied Chi-Chi about as drunk as can be. So Yamcha and Chi-Chi left the bar and went out to Yamcha's car. Yamcha went around to the passenger side an opened the door for Chi-Chi to slide in. Then he went around and let himself into the other door.
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The drive was eerily quiet. Yamcha was focused on driving without hitting anything and Chi-Chi was staring out the window trying to figure out where it was that they were going.
"Um, Yamcha isn't my house in the other direction?"
"Well yeah but I figured you might not be ready to go home yet so I decided to make a detour." Chi-Chi's thoughts came back to her when she heard those words. Her voice was clear and not a single slur was heard.
"What are you talking about! I asked to be taken home not driven through the local woods!" Yamcha paid no attention to her but only kept driving. This only made Chi-Chi more hysterical. She grabbed the wheel out of Yamcha's hands and turned it sharply. The car careened towards a tree and crashed.
Chi-Chi looked out of the window in shock. She then looked over to Yamcha to see if he was okay. Sure enough he was fine but now he was very pissed off. He looked at her with an evil grin and his face and moved towards Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi noticed his approach and opened the door and let herself out of the car. Yamcha was quick to follow. He caught up to Chi-Chi as she was running and grabbed her arm fully swinging her to meet him.
Chi-Chi didn't appreciate that one bit and immediately punched him right in the face. The blow knocked Yamcha onto the ground at least three feet away. That training was starting to come in handy. Yamcha was recovering from the little incident and moving towards her yet again. Despite the fact that Chi-Chi was strong Yamcha was still stronger (I hate to do that to her but hey).
Yamcha crushed her into a tree and tried to kiss her. Chi-Chi managed to avoid it but she couldn't stop the next one. Chi-Chi couldn't do anything. She was under Yamcha's control.
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Cliffie! Gotta hate em. Well please review, flame, whatever. I don't care. Just do.