(A/N: God, I'm making a lot of chapters lately.This is a little more
serious than the last few chappies.)
(Disclaimer: HP and Co. belong to Rowling. Everything else belongs to ME, ME, ONLY ME!)
Chapter 5
The Monkey of Harry Potter
"Just last month, Harry got back from his sixth year at Hogwarts. He seemed to be happy about it, and for good reason; he was almost an adult wizard!
His birthday is in 5 minutes. It's 11:55 PM now on July 30th."
Harry turned off the TV. 'How come all these people know so much about me and my adventures at Hogwarts.?'
He pondered this for a moment, and then went up to bed. Within 30 seconds of him coming in, something that looked like a grey furry tennis ball hit Harry on the head. It was holding a huge parcel and a letter.
"Dear Harry,
My dad got a raise! Now we won't need all this second-rate rubbish."
Harry grinned at that comment.
"Dumbledore says you can go over to Hermione's for the rest of the summer; you have their permission, you just have to ask your uncle. If he says yes, they'll come at 11 am on August 2. If he says no, they'll still come.
Oh, and open your present; it's something you won't expect.
Ron"
Harry grinned goofily at this, and he felt like he could fly.without a levitating charm or broomstick, of course.
Harry opened the parcel, and a small chimpanzee hopped out of it and onto Harry's shoulder.
Hermione's new owl flew through the window, holding a letter.
Harry opened it. He suddenly gasped, and fainted.
11 hours later.
Harry woke up, and ran downstairs and ran into Vernon.
"What are you doing, running into me like that, boy?" "Vernon, can I go over to the Grangers' for the rest of the summer?" "Hmm."
Vernon thought for a minute. 'Well, we will be rid of him for the rest of the summer.but who'll cook?"
"I'm writing to Sirius right now - you know, my godfather."
Vernon silently gasped, and his pupils became smaller. He became pale.
'Aren't the Grangers those dentists that treated Dudley when he got that tooth infection? NOW I remember.'
Vernon said, "Okay, okay - you can go to the Grangers' for the rest of the summer."
Harry cheered silently, and ran up to his room. He wrote a small note to Sirius; he would write a letter while at Hermione's.
"Dear Sirius,
How's it going? I'm going to Hermione's for the rest of the summer, so it might take a while for me to get a reply.
Harry"
He then scribbled a note to Ron. Pigwidgeon was still there.
"Ron -
Vernon said yes. See you there.
Harry"
Suddenly, the wall exploded, and out came.an evil chicken with a cheese blaster.
Harry gasped in horror.
For it was holding.
His shoe!
"Give it back!" Harry said.
"Heck no! You ate one of me yesterday!" said the chicken.
A vein was throbbing on Harry's forehead.
"I SAID GIVE IT BACK NOW, OR ELSE."
"Or else WHAT?"
"I'll turn you into cheese."
"Okay, okay!"
The chicken gave back Harry's shoe, and clucked, oinked, and then meowed.
"You're not really a chicken, are you..?"
"Nah, I'm just a pig/cat/chicken hybrid."
"Oh. Do you think the author of this fic is typing this just to get reviews OR get at least 3 pages in?"
"Yeah."
"Good."
Suddenly, Mr. Weasley appeared with a pop next to Harry.
"Time to go, Harry."
"Aww, but I met this cool chicken/cat/pig hybrid. Can I keep it?"
"Okay."
Harry had a goofy smile on his face.
About 3 miles away, Hermione grinned.
The chicken shot Harry's bed with the cheese blaster. And it ate some chicken with cheese inside it.
TO BE CONTINUED.
(A/N: Now isn't this nice? I GET TO TYPE ANOTHER CHAPTER! 'Cos you guys are reviewing, I'll type 2 more!)
kitty: I'm on sugar high every 5 seconds.
Ivory Tower: It belongs to Red Scar, but you might be able to sneak it into your fic.Heh, just kidding.
Next chapter: Elves kidnap Harry and Hermione! Evil elves from LOTR! This is not going to be a LOTR/HP crossover!
(Disclaimer: HP and Co. belong to Rowling. Everything else belongs to ME, ME, ONLY ME!)
Chapter 5
The Monkey of Harry Potter
"Just last month, Harry got back from his sixth year at Hogwarts. He seemed to be happy about it, and for good reason; he was almost an adult wizard!
His birthday is in 5 minutes. It's 11:55 PM now on July 30th."
Harry turned off the TV. 'How come all these people know so much about me and my adventures at Hogwarts.?'
He pondered this for a moment, and then went up to bed. Within 30 seconds of him coming in, something that looked like a grey furry tennis ball hit Harry on the head. It was holding a huge parcel and a letter.
"Dear Harry,
My dad got a raise! Now we won't need all this second-rate rubbish."
Harry grinned at that comment.
"Dumbledore says you can go over to Hermione's for the rest of the summer; you have their permission, you just have to ask your uncle. If he says yes, they'll come at 11 am on August 2. If he says no, they'll still come.
Oh, and open your present; it's something you won't expect.
Ron"
Harry grinned goofily at this, and he felt like he could fly.without a levitating charm or broomstick, of course.
Harry opened the parcel, and a small chimpanzee hopped out of it and onto Harry's shoulder.
Hermione's new owl flew through the window, holding a letter.
Harry opened it. He suddenly gasped, and fainted.
11 hours later.
Harry woke up, and ran downstairs and ran into Vernon.
"What are you doing, running into me like that, boy?" "Vernon, can I go over to the Grangers' for the rest of the summer?" "Hmm."
Vernon thought for a minute. 'Well, we will be rid of him for the rest of the summer.but who'll cook?"
"I'm writing to Sirius right now - you know, my godfather."
Vernon silently gasped, and his pupils became smaller. He became pale.
'Aren't the Grangers those dentists that treated Dudley when he got that tooth infection? NOW I remember.'
Vernon said, "Okay, okay - you can go to the Grangers' for the rest of the summer."
Harry cheered silently, and ran up to his room. He wrote a small note to Sirius; he would write a letter while at Hermione's.
"Dear Sirius,
How's it going? I'm going to Hermione's for the rest of the summer, so it might take a while for me to get a reply.
Harry"
He then scribbled a note to Ron. Pigwidgeon was still there.
"Ron -
Vernon said yes. See you there.
Harry"
Suddenly, the wall exploded, and out came.an evil chicken with a cheese blaster.
Harry gasped in horror.
For it was holding.
His shoe!
"Give it back!" Harry said.
"Heck no! You ate one of me yesterday!" said the chicken.
A vein was throbbing on Harry's forehead.
"I SAID GIVE IT BACK NOW, OR ELSE."
"Or else WHAT?"
"I'll turn you into cheese."
"Okay, okay!"
The chicken gave back Harry's shoe, and clucked, oinked, and then meowed.
"You're not really a chicken, are you..?"
"Nah, I'm just a pig/cat/chicken hybrid."
"Oh. Do you think the author of this fic is typing this just to get reviews OR get at least 3 pages in?"
"Yeah."
"Good."
Suddenly, Mr. Weasley appeared with a pop next to Harry.
"Time to go, Harry."
"Aww, but I met this cool chicken/cat/pig hybrid. Can I keep it?"
"Okay."
Harry had a goofy smile on his face.
About 3 miles away, Hermione grinned.
The chicken shot Harry's bed with the cheese blaster. And it ate some chicken with cheese inside it.
TO BE CONTINUED.
(A/N: Now isn't this nice? I GET TO TYPE ANOTHER CHAPTER! 'Cos you guys are reviewing, I'll type 2 more!)
kitty: I'm on sugar high every 5 seconds.
Ivory Tower: It belongs to Red Scar, but you might be able to sneak it into your fic.Heh, just kidding.
Next chapter: Elves kidnap Harry and Hermione! Evil elves from LOTR! This is not going to be a LOTR/HP crossover!