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stupid fanfics?
Anyways, this story was the result of a crazy phone call between me and a friend, which was continued at a 'Pulp Culture Expo'.
Queen of Random: Yeah. I'm that crazy friend. Man, that expo was great. What was it that the guy who does the voice of Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh! said? Well, I'm not telling you! You'll find out later though!
Deemma_4w: Let the chaos begin!
When Road Trips go bad because Random Bus Drivers Attack!
Chapter One: Kitty, how could you?!
"What's that smell?" asked Scott as he and a few other members of the X-Men were driving along a deserted road. (Why they were doing that, I do not know). Actually, they were in a bus, and they were on a road trip.)
"What smell?"
"Oh my God, the bus is on fire!"
"What?!"
"Oh my God, the bus is on fire!"
"You said that already!"
"And I'm saying it again, the bus is on fire!"
"Well, what do we do about it?!"
"Sing and dance?"
"Shut up Kurt!"
"Panic!" shouted Jean. And so she did.
"Jean, why are you running up and down the bus?" asked Kitty.
"'Cause it's on fire, dumbass!" shouted Todd. (Oh, by the way, the Brotherhood is on the bus as well. Actually, so are the Acolytes, minus Magneto and Sabertooth. This is a mutant road trip.)
"Well," answered Pietro. "Go find the fire and put it out! Pyro!"
"Okay." Pyro walked done to the front of the bus (the Brotherhood and Acolytes were in the back), pinching Jean on the rear as he walked by, and when he got to front, looked at the fire and said, "Isn't she a beaut?"
"What?" shouted Kitty.
"She's gorgeous!"
"Jean, can't you smother it?" asked Scott.
"No, not the pretty fire!" replied Pyro.
"Pretty? What the hell is wrong with you Australians? First there was Russell Crowe, and now you?! What were they thinking when they let you out of the country?!" yelled Gambit.
"They weren't thinking, yo!" (I guess you can tell from the 'yo' who is speaking, but for all you people who do not really pay attention to the show, it's Todd.)
"Uh, the fire's gone out," interrupted Fred.
"What? No!" screamed Pyro. "I'm coming baby!"
1 hour later (and fifteen failed fire-starting attempts on the part of our resident pyromaniac - who forgot to bring matches. Shows you how dumb he is. At least in the movie he had that lighter), Rogue announced, "I'm bored."
"Well, what do you want to do about it?"
It was then that Kitty piped up with the four most dangerous words that anyone, human or mutant, can ever speak. "Play truth or dare!"
Pietro paled more than usual, Rogue buried her face and her hands, but Todd and Fred, who hadn't played before (I think this is because they would have had no one to play with) said, "Okay."
"All right," said Kitty. "Since it's my idea, I'll ask first. Lance," she said, turning to him, "truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Why don't we make this round truths only, just to get into it?" suggested Colossus.
Pietro leaned over and whispered something in Kitty's ear. She nodded vigorously, and asked, "Who on this bus do you like most?"
Lance reddened and said, very quietly, "Amanda." (Oh, Amanda's hanging out with the mutants too.)
"What?" cried Pietro, jumping up. "You were supposed to say Kitty, and I was supposed to make fun of you!"
"Was?! Amanda ist meine Freundin!" (For all you ignorant people who could not be bothered learning another language, or decided not to learn German, Kurt just said, 'What? Amanda is my girlfriend!')
"Huh?"
"I'm his girlfriend, idiot."
"Oh."
"Okay," said Jean, trying to calm the situation down. "It's Lance's turn to ask."
"Right," said Lance, rubbing his hands together. "Time for a little payback. Pietro. How fast are you, really?"
"That's a little too broad," said Scott. "You need to be more specific."
"Okay," replied Lance. "How fast are you. . . with a girl?"
"Fast enough that I could have had a lot of fun with all the lovely ladies on this bus in five minutes. . . twice."
"That's not a lot of fun for us," muttered Rogue.
"He's lying!" shouted Todd.
"Yeah," added Fred. "He can't touch Rogue!"
"That's what you think," muttered Rogue.
"Huh?"
"Never mind."
"Okay."
"Next go is mine," said Pietro. "Jean, are you a natural red-head?"
"No!" shouted all but two of the passengers on the bus. One of them was Jean (duh!), while other was Scott.
"Oh, come on, Jean," said Kitty. "We all know. We just want to hear you say it!"
"I AM A NATURAL RED-HEAD!"
"What's up with her?" whispered Freddy to Todd. "She agreed to this game, didn't she?"
"Don't know, yo!" was the reply.
"I AM A NATURAL RED-HEAD!" repeated Jean. "Scott, tell them!"
"So, is she a natural red-head?" asked Lance.
"Yes."
"How do you know?
"I just do, okay!" shouted Scott, his face going the same colour as his glasses - or, if you prefer, Jean's natural hair colour.
"Um, Jean," said Amanda. "It's your go, now."
"Fine," said Jean. "Wanda, what was the very first thing you wrote in your diary this year?"
"I don't remember," came the reply.
"I can tell you! I can tell you!" shouted Pietro, jumping up and down. "I'll be right back."
In a blur he was gone, and in the few seconds he was gone, Lance said, "Oh, no. he's gotten into the candy again, hasn't he? All right! Who gave him sugar?!"
"I'm back," sang a voice. "And look-ee what I have! Wanda's diary!"
"I'm going to kill you if you even dare -"
"January 1," began Pietro, reading aloud. "Dear Diary. Woke up this morning, and something smelt kinda fishy. No, kinda TOADY. Todd was in my room! AGAIN! If my father knew what he was up to, well. . . yeah. You know what would happen. You're the only one who understands me, well, my Barbie does too, but, that's not the point." Pietro stopped speaking there, as he was laughing so hard, he fell off the seat, his face landing right on top of Todd's feet. "GROSS!" he shouted, jumping up.
Wanda took this opportunity to snatch the dairy back, but there was another blur, and the dairy was back in Pietro's hands. "We'll save this for later."
"My turn now," said Wanda. "And I want to dare someone."
"But isn't this round truths -" Wanda raised an eyebrow. "Okay, dare it is."
Wanda looked around for her victim. And they stopped on Kurt, still sniggering about the whole Barbie doll thing.
End of chapter one.
Anyways, this story was the result of a crazy phone call between me and a friend, which was continued at a 'Pulp Culture Expo'.
Queen of Random: Yeah. I'm that crazy friend. Man, that expo was great. What was it that the guy who does the voice of Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh! said? Well, I'm not telling you! You'll find out later though!
Deemma_4w: Let the chaos begin!
When Road Trips go bad because Random Bus Drivers Attack!
Chapter One: Kitty, how could you?!
"What's that smell?" asked Scott as he and a few other members of the X-Men were driving along a deserted road. (Why they were doing that, I do not know). Actually, they were in a bus, and they were on a road trip.)
"What smell?"
"Oh my God, the bus is on fire!"
"What?!"
"Oh my God, the bus is on fire!"
"You said that already!"
"And I'm saying it again, the bus is on fire!"
"Well, what do we do about it?!"
"Sing and dance?"
"Shut up Kurt!"
"Panic!" shouted Jean. And so she did.
"Jean, why are you running up and down the bus?" asked Kitty.
"'Cause it's on fire, dumbass!" shouted Todd. (Oh, by the way, the Brotherhood is on the bus as well. Actually, so are the Acolytes, minus Magneto and Sabertooth. This is a mutant road trip.)
"Well," answered Pietro. "Go find the fire and put it out! Pyro!"
"Okay." Pyro walked done to the front of the bus (the Brotherhood and Acolytes were in the back), pinching Jean on the rear as he walked by, and when he got to front, looked at the fire and said, "Isn't she a beaut?"
"What?" shouted Kitty.
"She's gorgeous!"
"Jean, can't you smother it?" asked Scott.
"No, not the pretty fire!" replied Pyro.
"Pretty? What the hell is wrong with you Australians? First there was Russell Crowe, and now you?! What were they thinking when they let you out of the country?!" yelled Gambit.
"They weren't thinking, yo!" (I guess you can tell from the 'yo' who is speaking, but for all you people who do not really pay attention to the show, it's Todd.)
"Uh, the fire's gone out," interrupted Fred.
"What? No!" screamed Pyro. "I'm coming baby!"
1 hour later (and fifteen failed fire-starting attempts on the part of our resident pyromaniac - who forgot to bring matches. Shows you how dumb he is. At least in the movie he had that lighter), Rogue announced, "I'm bored."
"Well, what do you want to do about it?"
It was then that Kitty piped up with the four most dangerous words that anyone, human or mutant, can ever speak. "Play truth or dare!"
Pietro paled more than usual, Rogue buried her face and her hands, but Todd and Fred, who hadn't played before (I think this is because they would have had no one to play with) said, "Okay."
"All right," said Kitty. "Since it's my idea, I'll ask first. Lance," she said, turning to him, "truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Why don't we make this round truths only, just to get into it?" suggested Colossus.
Pietro leaned over and whispered something in Kitty's ear. She nodded vigorously, and asked, "Who on this bus do you like most?"
Lance reddened and said, very quietly, "Amanda." (Oh, Amanda's hanging out with the mutants too.)
"What?" cried Pietro, jumping up. "You were supposed to say Kitty, and I was supposed to make fun of you!"
"Was?! Amanda ist meine Freundin!" (For all you ignorant people who could not be bothered learning another language, or decided not to learn German, Kurt just said, 'What? Amanda is my girlfriend!')
"Huh?"
"I'm his girlfriend, idiot."
"Oh."
"Okay," said Jean, trying to calm the situation down. "It's Lance's turn to ask."
"Right," said Lance, rubbing his hands together. "Time for a little payback. Pietro. How fast are you, really?"
"That's a little too broad," said Scott. "You need to be more specific."
"Okay," replied Lance. "How fast are you. . . with a girl?"
"Fast enough that I could have had a lot of fun with all the lovely ladies on this bus in five minutes. . . twice."
"That's not a lot of fun for us," muttered Rogue.
"He's lying!" shouted Todd.
"Yeah," added Fred. "He can't touch Rogue!"
"That's what you think," muttered Rogue.
"Huh?"
"Never mind."
"Okay."
"Next go is mine," said Pietro. "Jean, are you a natural red-head?"
"No!" shouted all but two of the passengers on the bus. One of them was Jean (duh!), while other was Scott.
"Oh, come on, Jean," said Kitty. "We all know. We just want to hear you say it!"
"I AM A NATURAL RED-HEAD!"
"What's up with her?" whispered Freddy to Todd. "She agreed to this game, didn't she?"
"Don't know, yo!" was the reply.
"I AM A NATURAL RED-HEAD!" repeated Jean. "Scott, tell them!"
"So, is she a natural red-head?" asked Lance.
"Yes."
"How do you know?
"I just do, okay!" shouted Scott, his face going the same colour as his glasses - or, if you prefer, Jean's natural hair colour.
"Um, Jean," said Amanda. "It's your go, now."
"Fine," said Jean. "Wanda, what was the very first thing you wrote in your diary this year?"
"I don't remember," came the reply.
"I can tell you! I can tell you!" shouted Pietro, jumping up and down. "I'll be right back."
In a blur he was gone, and in the few seconds he was gone, Lance said, "Oh, no. he's gotten into the candy again, hasn't he? All right! Who gave him sugar?!"
"I'm back," sang a voice. "And look-ee what I have! Wanda's diary!"
"I'm going to kill you if you even dare -"
"January 1," began Pietro, reading aloud. "Dear Diary. Woke up this morning, and something smelt kinda fishy. No, kinda TOADY. Todd was in my room! AGAIN! If my father knew what he was up to, well. . . yeah. You know what would happen. You're the only one who understands me, well, my Barbie does too, but, that's not the point." Pietro stopped speaking there, as he was laughing so hard, he fell off the seat, his face landing right on top of Todd's feet. "GROSS!" he shouted, jumping up.
Wanda took this opportunity to snatch the dairy back, but there was another blur, and the dairy was back in Pietro's hands. "We'll save this for later."
"My turn now," said Wanda. "And I want to dare someone."
"But isn't this round truths -" Wanda raised an eyebrow. "Okay, dare it is."
Wanda looked around for her victim. And they stopped on Kurt, still sniggering about the whole Barbie doll thing.
End of chapter one.