(A/N: Onward! Onward, brave knights and warriors that bother to read this
fic!)
(Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter! I'm just typing this fic to have some fun while I write the fifth, sixth, and seventh books! Just kidding. Harry and Co. belong to Rowling.
James, Lily, and Draco belong to me, as they do not exist in the books.
Kuririn is owned by Akira Toriyama, FUNimation Productions, and/or Toei.
I own myself.)
Chapter 6
bTHE RANDOM SELF-INSERTION CHAPTER OF DOOOOM/b
(This chapter takes place 9 months before Harry's 20th birthday. He's engaged to Hermione.)
Voldemort laughed, and suddenly imploded.
Harry appeared at Hermione's house without Arthur Jim-Bob Kyle Edward Ricardo Stevenson Weasley (Arthur JBKERS. Weasley, for all you lazy bums who don't bother to read everything) next to him, for some reason.
Hermione hopped to the front door with a mischievous grin on her face. She dragged Harry to her bedroom, where makeout fests began. They did not even stop for air for a record 10 hours!
Suddenly, Ron burst into the room and began hexing Harry. Hermione put Ron in a full body-bind, and said the counter-hexes. Harry got up, glared a glare of death at Ron, and continued the makeout fest.
The author suddenly appeared. He was bald with no nose and had these 6 dots on his head. You guessed it.he's Kuririn from DBZ! (No, this is not a DBZ/HP crossover fic either.)
"I can't let you two do anything more than make out, or else this fic'll need a PG-13 or R rating."
Harry and Hermione groaned in unison, and then grinned at each other. They continued their makeout fests.
"Blarg. Oh well." He disappeared.
Suddenly, evil fishes wielding chickens swam in, and attacked Hermione. Harry ate all of the fishes, and teleported the chickens away.
Suddenly, the scene cut to black and appears 11 years, 11 months, and 1 day later.
Harry is seen hugging his son, James Ron Harry Lily Hermione Potter-Granger ('Mione chose to keep her surname after getting married, so Ron has 2 last names!), as he got into the Hogwarts train. Hermione was the Transfiguration teacher now, as McGonagall had retired 7 years before.
Harry was the DADA teacher.
(CUT SCENE TO HALLOWEEN OF 3rd YEAR.) James and his 2 new friends, Draco and Lily were pulling pranks on random people, INCLUDING but NOT LIMITED TO Professor Snape and Professor Binns.
Suddenly, Harry ran into the Great Hall, and Halloween happened again. Lily had been in the bathroom for 5 hours now, so it was obvious the orc was in there, attacking her, as she was screaming at the top of her lungs. James came in and saved the day, as usual. Lily made out with him.
The author screamed, as his hands rebelled and typed things he didn't want to be said.
The Moon exploded, saving all werewolves from killing people. Except for the fact that fragments of the Moon hit the Earth, killing hundreds of thousands of people, the wizarding world and the Muggle world were relatively peaceful.
Until Voldemort's heir attacked them again, with new Death Eaters by his side.
Then all hell broke loose.
Again.
The heir was..
Cho Chang.
James, Lily, and Draco teamed up against Cho, and eventually killed her with a spoon that deflected the obvious spell that emits a flash of green light back at Cho.
We don't want to know what happens after that.
Or do we?
Epilogue
James got married to Lily, pre-SS/PS happens again (without Voldie killing 'em).
Draco got married to Ron's daughter, who was, ironically, named Ginny.
Harry and Hermione had 50 more kids, and they were immortal. Because I said so.
Also..
Draco's last name is Malfoy. He's the books' Draco's son.
Fin
(A/N: Thanks for reading this chapter, review if you like. REVIEW ANSWERING TIME!)
Pyx:WPI: You are the other random person!
THE OTHER!
Milkyway: .. to you, too.
Mssr.Moony: Thanks.but I don't wanna monitor my sugar intake! It's too high for me to even look at it anymore!
(Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter! I'm just typing this fic to have some fun while I write the fifth, sixth, and seventh books! Just kidding. Harry and Co. belong to Rowling.
James, Lily, and Draco belong to me, as they do not exist in the books.
Kuririn is owned by Akira Toriyama, FUNimation Productions, and/or Toei.
I own myself.)
Chapter 6
bTHE RANDOM SELF-INSERTION CHAPTER OF DOOOOM/b
(This chapter takes place 9 months before Harry's 20th birthday. He's engaged to Hermione.)
Voldemort laughed, and suddenly imploded.
Harry appeared at Hermione's house without Arthur Jim-Bob Kyle Edward Ricardo Stevenson Weasley (Arthur JBKERS. Weasley, for all you lazy bums who don't bother to read everything) next to him, for some reason.
Hermione hopped to the front door with a mischievous grin on her face. She dragged Harry to her bedroom, where makeout fests began. They did not even stop for air for a record 10 hours!
Suddenly, Ron burst into the room and began hexing Harry. Hermione put Ron in a full body-bind, and said the counter-hexes. Harry got up, glared a glare of death at Ron, and continued the makeout fest.
The author suddenly appeared. He was bald with no nose and had these 6 dots on his head. You guessed it.he's Kuririn from DBZ! (No, this is not a DBZ/HP crossover fic either.)
"I can't let you two do anything more than make out, or else this fic'll need a PG-13 or R rating."
Harry and Hermione groaned in unison, and then grinned at each other. They continued their makeout fests.
"Blarg. Oh well." He disappeared.
Suddenly, evil fishes wielding chickens swam in, and attacked Hermione. Harry ate all of the fishes, and teleported the chickens away.
Suddenly, the scene cut to black and appears 11 years, 11 months, and 1 day later.
Harry is seen hugging his son, James Ron Harry Lily Hermione Potter-Granger ('Mione chose to keep her surname after getting married, so Ron has 2 last names!), as he got into the Hogwarts train. Hermione was the Transfiguration teacher now, as McGonagall had retired 7 years before.
Harry was the DADA teacher.
(CUT SCENE TO HALLOWEEN OF 3rd YEAR.) James and his 2 new friends, Draco and Lily were pulling pranks on random people, INCLUDING but NOT LIMITED TO Professor Snape and Professor Binns.
Suddenly, Harry ran into the Great Hall, and Halloween happened again. Lily had been in the bathroom for 5 hours now, so it was obvious the orc was in there, attacking her, as she was screaming at the top of her lungs. James came in and saved the day, as usual. Lily made out with him.
The author screamed, as his hands rebelled and typed things he didn't want to be said.
The Moon exploded, saving all werewolves from killing people. Except for the fact that fragments of the Moon hit the Earth, killing hundreds of thousands of people, the wizarding world and the Muggle world were relatively peaceful.
Until Voldemort's heir attacked them again, with new Death Eaters by his side.
Then all hell broke loose.
Again.
The heir was..
Cho Chang.
James, Lily, and Draco teamed up against Cho, and eventually killed her with a spoon that deflected the obvious spell that emits a flash of green light back at Cho.
We don't want to know what happens after that.
Or do we?
Epilogue
James got married to Lily, pre-SS/PS happens again (without Voldie killing 'em).
Draco got married to Ron's daughter, who was, ironically, named Ginny.
Harry and Hermione had 50 more kids, and they were immortal. Because I said so.
Also..
Draco's last name is Malfoy. He's the books' Draco's son.
Fin
(A/N: Thanks for reading this chapter, review if you like. REVIEW ANSWERING TIME!)
Pyx:WPI: You are the other random person!
THE OTHER!
Milkyway: .. to you, too.
Mssr.Moony: Thanks.but I don't wanna monitor my sugar intake! It's too high for me to even look at it anymore!