Chapter two:Invitations
Disclaimer:I do not own any of the characters that are in this story. I am merely borrowing them. Any connections you should find in this fic is purely coincidental and-I'll shut up now.
Mario:(walks along the underground pipe, whistling, joyous that Peach is gone, hears a scream)Who-wha-?
Peach:(well, it could only be her! She's a Bimbo!)AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEGHH!!!!!!!!
Mario:(groans)please oh please oh plea-
Peach comes running after him.
Mario:Aw, carp!(No, he doesn't like fish, it's just this is rated G)
Peach:Waitformewaitformewaitformewaitforme!
(Mario doesn't hesitate to hurtle himself through the tunnel.)
Peach:Mario!
Mario:(still holding the sack of groceries)I know what your going to do to me!
Bimb-sorry-Peach:No, Mario, wait!
(Mario hops out the other end and rockets inside his house while Luigi locks the door)
Luigi:Peach again?(Mario nods and puts the bag on the table)I told you not to go shopping with her, didn't I?
Mario:Okay, okay, sue me. She was the one who called.
Luigi:But you told her about the Party...
Mario:My bad...
(A knock at the door.)
Luigi and Mario:We're not home!
__ Peach:(:O)Mario! Open up!
Luigi;(opens letter slot and gets poked in the eye by a white gloved finger)Owachies!
Peach:Tag! You're IT!
Mario:(opens the door)You know, Princess Peach-
Peach:Oh, my Maripoo!(Luigi's eyes widen and now knows the perfect nickname to tease his bro)
Mario:I-
Peach:You are always my Mokipuko!(1 pair of eyes are gleeful as another name pops up)
Mario:Miss,(Luigi snorted. Mario glared at him)no offen-
Peach:Woogyman!(Eyes are starting to pop out and lips are starting to break)
Mario:You are acting less and less like a princess and more and more like a butt-kisssing talkaholic bimbo! (Two snare drum hits and a cymbal)
Luigi: Mario:10,000...Peach:0
Peach:(ignores both to prove once and for all just how big a bimbo she is, claps her hands)Let's send out invitations!
Luigi and Mario: Already sent!
Peach:Oh well, too bad...who're you inviting?
(Luigi automatically opens mouth, but Mario claps a hand over it)
Mario:People and friends.
Peach:Well, that's wonderful. Now I must be off. Make yourself at home. Oh...AND HELP YOURSELF TO ANYTHING IN THE FRIDGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!(Sorry, took that off a really funny flash movie. to check it out, go to )
(what really happened...)
Peach:Cool invites! Bye Mookypums(blows kiss and leaves)
Luigi:Excuse me for a Moment...(rushes to his hidden diary and adds the names) __________________________________________________________________
Yoshi liked fruits. He liked all the fruits that were in his home. There were apples(his favorite), bananas(in case DK came to visit), watermelons, and countless more.
Yoshi lived on Yoshi Island with his family and friends. There was one mailbox in case his froend Mario sent him something. One day, Yoshi passed it and saw the flag up. He did that happy laugh(nahahahahahahooooo!)and took out a letter.
Yoshi was curious, so he opened it and saw a card. He opened it and read:You Have Been Invited To Mario's House For A Party!
Yoshi was so thrilled, he snatched a leaf and poked a hole through it and put it in the envelope, which he licked. And licked. And licked. When he was satisfied, he put it in the mailbox and drank from the sea. His tongue burned. He jumped the "I-have-to-go"dance and ate more apples, which hurt his tongue even more. He was happy, though(always happy-go-lucky!)because he would go to a party in a week! __________________________________________________________________
(DK was snacking on a banana when Cranky appeared.)
Cranky:Hey, slugabin! You Got Mail!
DK:(taps a button on Cranky's((new)) shirt and out pops a keyboard and a screen)Then let's check it! Let's log on...
(A few minutes later...)
DK:WOW! I'm invited to Mario's Party!(pounds his chest)
Cranky:A Mario Party? Am I invited?
DK:No, you're not(Cranky wails)Shut up...and it's Mario's Party.
Cranky:Mario Party?
DK:No, Mario's Party.
Cranky:(raises arms in despair)That's what I said!
DK:No, you said Mario Party. It's Mario's Party!
Cranky:Precisely!You're repeating me!
DK:(remains silent and replies to the email and pressed the power button. The keyboard and moniter shrink back and disappear.He lies back down on his hammock and peels another banana)Shranshy, oo cah ghoh, nhow
Cranky:(turns and leaves)Fine!
DK:(swallows)Thanks...(takes another bite and swallows.)...Old man!
(Cranky curses and he trips. A deep rumbling sound is heard)
That's all for now. I'll try to get in as much as I can before school starts. Two chapters in one night is getting rough on my sleeping schedule. PLEASE review!
Ta-ta for now
Disclaimer:I do not own any of the characters that are in this story. I am merely borrowing them. Any connections you should find in this fic is purely coincidental and-I'll shut up now.
Mario:(walks along the underground pipe, whistling, joyous that Peach is gone, hears a scream)Who-wha-?
Peach:(well, it could only be her! She's a Bimbo!)AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEGHH!!!!!!!!
Mario:(groans)please oh please oh plea-
Peach comes running after him.
Mario:Aw, carp!(No, he doesn't like fish, it's just this is rated G)
Peach:Waitformewaitformewaitformewaitforme!
(Mario doesn't hesitate to hurtle himself through the tunnel.)
Peach:Mario!
Mario:(still holding the sack of groceries)I know what your going to do to me!
Bimb-sorry-Peach:No, Mario, wait!
(Mario hops out the other end and rockets inside his house while Luigi locks the door)
Luigi:Peach again?(Mario nods and puts the bag on the table)I told you not to go shopping with her, didn't I?
Mario:Okay, okay, sue me. She was the one who called.
Luigi:But you told her about the Party...
Mario:My bad...
(A knock at the door.)
Luigi and Mario:We're not home!
__ Peach:(:O)Mario! Open up!
Luigi;(opens letter slot and gets poked in the eye by a white gloved finger)Owachies!
Peach:Tag! You're IT!
Mario:(opens the door)You know, Princess Peach-
Peach:Oh, my Maripoo!(Luigi's eyes widen and now knows the perfect nickname to tease his bro)
Mario:I-
Peach:You are always my Mokipuko!(1 pair of eyes are gleeful as another name pops up)
Mario:Miss,(Luigi snorted. Mario glared at him)no offen-
Peach:Woogyman!(Eyes are starting to pop out and lips are starting to break)
Mario:You are acting less and less like a princess and more and more like a butt-kisssing talkaholic bimbo! (Two snare drum hits and a cymbal)
Luigi: Mario:10,000...Peach:0
Peach:(ignores both to prove once and for all just how big a bimbo she is, claps her hands)Let's send out invitations!
Luigi and Mario: Already sent!
Peach:Oh well, too bad...who're you inviting?
(Luigi automatically opens mouth, but Mario claps a hand over it)
Mario:People and friends.
Peach:Well, that's wonderful. Now I must be off. Make yourself at home. Oh...AND HELP YOURSELF TO ANYTHING IN THE FRIDGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!(Sorry, took that off a really funny flash movie. to check it out, go to )
(what really happened...)
Peach:Cool invites! Bye Mookypums(blows kiss and leaves)
Luigi:Excuse me for a Moment...(rushes to his hidden diary and adds the names) __________________________________________________________________
Yoshi liked fruits. He liked all the fruits that were in his home. There were apples(his favorite), bananas(in case DK came to visit), watermelons, and countless more.
Yoshi lived on Yoshi Island with his family and friends. There was one mailbox in case his froend Mario sent him something. One day, Yoshi passed it and saw the flag up. He did that happy laugh(nahahahahahahooooo!)and took out a letter.
Yoshi was curious, so he opened it and saw a card. He opened it and read:You Have Been Invited To Mario's House For A Party!
Yoshi was so thrilled, he snatched a leaf and poked a hole through it and put it in the envelope, which he licked. And licked. And licked. When he was satisfied, he put it in the mailbox and drank from the sea. His tongue burned. He jumped the "I-have-to-go"dance and ate more apples, which hurt his tongue even more. He was happy, though(always happy-go-lucky!)because he would go to a party in a week! __________________________________________________________________
(DK was snacking on a banana when Cranky appeared.)
Cranky:Hey, slugabin! You Got Mail!
DK:(taps a button on Cranky's((new)) shirt and out pops a keyboard and a screen)Then let's check it! Let's log on...
(A few minutes later...)
DK:WOW! I'm invited to Mario's Party!(pounds his chest)
Cranky:A Mario Party? Am I invited?
DK:No, you're not(Cranky wails)Shut up...and it's Mario's Party.
Cranky:Mario Party?
DK:No, Mario's Party.
Cranky:(raises arms in despair)That's what I said!
DK:No, you said Mario Party. It's Mario's Party!
Cranky:Precisely!You're repeating me!
DK:(remains silent and replies to the email and pressed the power button. The keyboard and moniter shrink back and disappear.He lies back down on his hammock and peels another banana)Shranshy, oo cah ghoh, nhow
Cranky:(turns and leaves)Fine!
DK:(swallows)Thanks...(takes another bite and swallows.)...Old man!
(Cranky curses and he trips. A deep rumbling sound is heard)
That's all for now. I'll try to get in as much as I can before school starts. Two chapters in one night is getting rough on my sleeping schedule. PLEASE review!
Ta-ta for now