chapter 3:Whoever Said The Author Was God?
AN:the only reason Peach is a bimbo in my story is that my cousin has only been playing SSBM as her, only with the C stick. So, thank you, Yami Bakura's Wife, for giving me my first review, and i promise that in this chapter things will change. And what are you doing in Mario if you're obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh?Never mind...
Disclaimer:I do not own the nintendo characters, I'm just borrowing them to make this story, which is purely mine.
(Mario and Luigi were setting things up for the party, which was the next day. Mario went out to check the mail)
Mario:Holy-a toledo!(pulls out a sheaf of letters)my prayers have-a been answered! Oy, Luigi! We got RSVP's!
Luigi:Open them!
Mario:(Opens the first one)Oh! A leaf with a hole inside it! Yoshi's coming!
Luigi:?
Mario:If he just sends a leaf with nothing inside it, he no come!
Luigi:...
Mario:Next one!
Luigi:(opens)Hey, Toad's-a coming!...which means...
Both:PEACH IS COMING! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Luigi:(opens another one)Did you-a invite Wario?
Mario:...he's coming?
(Luigi nods)
Mario:(quickly snatches another one.)...Check...your...email...oh, DK!
(He runs inside and turns on AOL)
AOL:You Got Mail!
Mario:shut up, turd-for-brains...Ah! Luigi! DK's-a coming!
Luigi:Is that-a everyone?
Mario:(Nods)Yep!
(Later that night....)
(Mario nudges Luigi awake.)
Luigi:Wha-wuh-Mario?
Mario:I can't sleep. I'm-a too excited.
Luigi:Then think.
(Mario and Luigi sit up and meditate.)
KTL:Hello?This story is supposed to be funny! Now, get up and start sleeping!
Luigi:(jumps)Holy, cripes! It's the author!
Mario:(opens one eye):It is. I'm trying to meditate. Leave me alone!
KTL:You can't do that.
Mario:Yes, I can.
KTL:(Turns to Luigi)Want to know what else Peach calls him?
Luigi:Oh, ye-sorry bro.
KTL:Snoogywums-
Mario:She doesn't call me that!
KTL:In her mind.
Mario:How would you know?
KTL:I'm the author. I am God. Obey me.
Mario:Never!
KTL:Mario Sugar Pie-
Mario:Oh, she thinks about that, too?
KTL:Quite.
Mario:Now listen, miss author-
KTL:I'm listening(Hums the national anthem)
Mario:The Peach you made up is completely made up. Now the Peach I know-
KTL:-I made up.
Mario:No, you didn't!
KTL:I am the author. In my stories, I play God.
(Luigi is trying to sleep)
KTL:Oh, sorry, Luigi.
Mario:Oh, you apoligize to him, and not me?
KTL:Quite.
Mario:Stop Saying 'quite'!
KTL:You really want me to?
Mario:Yes! Get out of my room, you perv!
KTL:OKee. Just to tell you, I AM GOD. YOU MUST NEVER FORGET THAT.
Mario:Like I'm supposed to believe that?
KTL:look down.
Mario:(looks down. His face turns red. He grabs Luigi's blanket to cover it)Just because you got rid of my -
KTL:rubber ducky pajamas?
Mario:That doesn't mean you are the author!
KTL:I am.
Mario:Prove it!
(KTL takes Mario's arm and points to top of screen, where her name is posted by the words Mario Party Unlimited.)
Mario:...Shut up.
KTL:No, you. Sleep! You have a lot of places to go, Young Mario.
Mario: Do-
Luigi:(Wakes up)Where's-a my blanket?
KTL:(Points)Mario took them.
(Luigi shrugs and falls back, snoring.)
Mario:So, anyway, who do you think you are, Darth Vader, or Yoga?
KTL:It's Yoda.
Mario:He's a god-forsaken piece of Carp, if you ask me! Like you!
(KTL shakes her head and shows Mario the fight scene in episode 2 between Yoda and dooku.)
KTL:Yoda kicks Arse!
Mario:I'm going to sleep.
KTL:Good for you, Royal Red Hat.
(Mario ignores her and sleeps)
KTL:Luigi, you might want to write those names down.
Luigi:(Wakes up)How'd I-never mind. Thanks, author person thingy-
KTL:It's KayteeLern. KTL.
Luigi:Thanks for the advice, KTL, O Mighty Author!
KTL:YOur welcome. by the way, dont tell mario, but...
Luigi:What?
KTL: Peach will not be so much of a bimbo head anymore. And...
Luigi:(Writes down all the important facts)yes?
KTL:He's going to want to throw at least three more parties and invite Peach's friend Daisy, Wario's brother Waluigi will show up, and find more fun places to go. Bye!
(KTL disappears with a puff of smoke)
Luigi:Aye aye!(Sorry, I'm almost done with SOAL! Back to the story...)
(Luigi writes down the facts and crawls into bed.)
Luigi:Hee hee! Not everyone gets to meet the author of the story they're in! Now I know the future!
I'll try to write more as soon as I can, but thanks for reading, and future thanks for reviewing! Remember:Keep your insanity level up!
AN:the only reason Peach is a bimbo in my story is that my cousin has only been playing SSBM as her, only with the C stick. So, thank you, Yami Bakura's Wife, for giving me my first review, and i promise that in this chapter things will change. And what are you doing in Mario if you're obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh?Never mind...
Disclaimer:I do not own the nintendo characters, I'm just borrowing them to make this story, which is purely mine.
(Mario and Luigi were setting things up for the party, which was the next day. Mario went out to check the mail)
Mario:Holy-a toledo!(pulls out a sheaf of letters)my prayers have-a been answered! Oy, Luigi! We got RSVP's!
Luigi:Open them!
Mario:(Opens the first one)Oh! A leaf with a hole inside it! Yoshi's coming!
Luigi:?
Mario:If he just sends a leaf with nothing inside it, he no come!
Luigi:...
Mario:Next one!
Luigi:(opens)Hey, Toad's-a coming!...which means...
Both:PEACH IS COMING! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Luigi:(opens another one)Did you-a invite Wario?
Mario:...he's coming?
(Luigi nods)
Mario:(quickly snatches another one.)...Check...your...email...oh, DK!
(He runs inside and turns on AOL)
AOL:You Got Mail!
Mario:shut up, turd-for-brains...Ah! Luigi! DK's-a coming!
Luigi:Is that-a everyone?
Mario:(Nods)Yep!
(Later that night....)
(Mario nudges Luigi awake.)
Luigi:Wha-wuh-Mario?
Mario:I can't sleep. I'm-a too excited.
Luigi:Then think.
(Mario and Luigi sit up and meditate.)
KTL:Hello?This story is supposed to be funny! Now, get up and start sleeping!
Luigi:(jumps)Holy, cripes! It's the author!
Mario:(opens one eye):It is. I'm trying to meditate. Leave me alone!
KTL:You can't do that.
Mario:Yes, I can.
KTL:(Turns to Luigi)Want to know what else Peach calls him?
Luigi:Oh, ye-sorry bro.
KTL:Snoogywums-
Mario:She doesn't call me that!
KTL:In her mind.
Mario:How would you know?
KTL:I'm the author. I am God. Obey me.
Mario:Never!
KTL:Mario Sugar Pie-
Mario:Oh, she thinks about that, too?
KTL:Quite.
Mario:Now listen, miss author-
KTL:I'm listening(Hums the national anthem)
Mario:The Peach you made up is completely made up. Now the Peach I know-
KTL:-I made up.
Mario:No, you didn't!
KTL:I am the author. In my stories, I play God.
(Luigi is trying to sleep)
KTL:Oh, sorry, Luigi.
Mario:Oh, you apoligize to him, and not me?
KTL:Quite.
Mario:Stop Saying 'quite'!
KTL:You really want me to?
Mario:Yes! Get out of my room, you perv!
KTL:OKee. Just to tell you, I AM GOD. YOU MUST NEVER FORGET THAT.
Mario:Like I'm supposed to believe that?
KTL:look down.
Mario:(looks down. His face turns red. He grabs Luigi's blanket to cover it)Just because you got rid of my -
KTL:rubber ducky pajamas?
Mario:That doesn't mean you are the author!
KTL:I am.
Mario:Prove it!
(KTL takes Mario's arm and points to top of screen, where her name is posted by the words Mario Party Unlimited.)
Mario:...Shut up.
KTL:No, you. Sleep! You have a lot of places to go, Young Mario.
Mario: Do-
Luigi:(Wakes up)Where's-a my blanket?
KTL:(Points)Mario took them.
(Luigi shrugs and falls back, snoring.)
Mario:So, anyway, who do you think you are, Darth Vader, or Yoga?
KTL:It's Yoda.
Mario:He's a god-forsaken piece of Carp, if you ask me! Like you!
(KTL shakes her head and shows Mario the fight scene in episode 2 between Yoda and dooku.)
KTL:Yoda kicks Arse!
Mario:I'm going to sleep.
KTL:Good for you, Royal Red Hat.
(Mario ignores her and sleeps)
KTL:Luigi, you might want to write those names down.
Luigi:(Wakes up)How'd I-never mind. Thanks, author person thingy-
KTL:It's KayteeLern. KTL.
Luigi:Thanks for the advice, KTL, O Mighty Author!
KTL:YOur welcome. by the way, dont tell mario, but...
Luigi:What?
KTL: Peach will not be so much of a bimbo head anymore. And...
Luigi:(Writes down all the important facts)yes?
KTL:He's going to want to throw at least three more parties and invite Peach's friend Daisy, Wario's brother Waluigi will show up, and find more fun places to go. Bye!
(KTL disappears with a puff of smoke)
Luigi:Aye aye!(Sorry, I'm almost done with SOAL! Back to the story...)
(Luigi writes down the facts and crawls into bed.)
Luigi:Hee hee! Not everyone gets to meet the author of the story they're in! Now I know the future!
I'll try to write more as soon as I can, but thanks for reading, and future thanks for reviewing! Remember:Keep your insanity level up!