(A/N: I have 17 reviews, good for me! *dance* *dance* *dance* *FINISH!*)
(Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or anything related to it, they're owned by Rowling. If I owned Potter and everything related to him, I'd be pumping out the last 3 books like blood instead of typing this chapter/fic!)
This is a LOTR/HP/DBZ crossover chapter.
I be Kuririn, who be owned by Akira Toriyama! ****************** = complete time and scene change. ----------------
Harry woke up, grinning his head off. He looked next to him, gasped, and fainted. The thing next to him was..the chapter title!
Chapter 7
The Invasion of the Newbie Army
Elsewhere, an enemy of the experienced class began to become a large army. They were armed with questions that'd make anyone run away screaming back to their houses. Their leader was none other than Ron!
Ron: And there's something wrong with that?
Kuririn: Uh.yes?
Ron: Too bad! *hits Kuririn in head with iron pole, causing Ron to get author-like powers* Mwahahahahahaha!
Harry suddenly woke up, cold sweat emanating from above his brow.
Harry: What the heck was that.? *reads a couple of lines above this one* Wait. Now I remember. The author of this fic was assaulted by...Ron? No! It can't be!
Hermione suddenly woke up beside him.
Hermione: What's wrong?
Harry screamed and ran into the wall while Hermione looked on. Suddenly, she burst out in laughter and jumped out the window, which was on the first floor of a building. A muffled "ouch!" was heard.
Elsewhere yet again.
Ron: Newbie Army! We shall attack all others and take over the world! Because we're too stupid to realize that there's a bunch of other worlds!
One of the Newbies, Draco Malfoy, stood up suddenly. (The Newbies are sitting down.)
Draco: We're too stupid, eh?
Ron: Sit down, Malfoy.
Draco: Make me.
Ron: Of course I will. *makes Malfoy sit down with author powers*
Draco: That's cheating!
Ron: Oh, and you haven't ever cheated?
Kuririn: .*wakes up, is in a prison cell, without author powers* Aww damn, I just had to argue with the king of newbies.
Ron didn't hear that.
Kuririn: Ah, good.
2 weeks later.
*****
Ron's Newbie Army was 100,000 strong, but Kuririn had summoned, by telepathy, over ten million elves, Saiyajins, dwarves, hobbits, men, Ents, wizards, and witches to go to war in an Army of the Elite.
Kuririn: You are a glorious Elite Army! Fly, and go to the Newbie stronghold of Pojo!
The army cheered, and spun around. They began their march to Pojo, the Saiyajins flying, the hobbits, wizards, and witches traveling by horse, and everyone else by tank or foot.
*****
Ron: You are the great Newbie Army! Fly, and go to the Elite stronghold of the GCN HQ!
THAT army went ".", and spun around. They began THEIR march towards GCN HQ on foot.
Fifteen hours later, the armies finally met. The Saiyajins fired very small blasts that killed 10 of the Newbies apiece, the Elves shot arrows that pierced flesh and bone, the hobbits killing Newbies with daggers and swords, the dwarves and Ents by axe and fist, the wizards and witches with dueling spells that were magnified, and the Men firing huge shells from their tanks.
Harry, Hermione, Gohan, Frodo, Aragorn, and Gandalf were in the Army of the Elite.
It was a hellhole on Earth. I'm telling you this now. A hellhole in which a gigantic battle, not very unlike the battle at Helm's Deep, took place.
Meanwhile, Kuririn regained his author powers after at least half a month, and appeared in the middle of the battle. He shot out one hand, causing half of the remaining Newbie Army soldiers to cease to exist. The Saiyajins suddenly powered up large blasts and shot them at the remaining part of the Newbie Army, causing them to be annihilated instantly.
Ron had run back to his tower, but the Army of the Elite went after him, and caught him alive; he was brought back to Kuririn, who removed the evil in Ron's heart, and most of the author powers. He left the omnipotence in Ron, but he gave omnipotence to Harry and Hermione, also.
EPILOGUE
Kuririn disappeared, appearing back in his own home with Android #18.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione came back to Hogwarts, as it was during their Christmas break.
Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, and crew reappeared where they were in Middle-earth/the Grey Seas before Kuririn summoned them.
Gohan and crew came back to their Earth. After 2 years, his daughter Pan was born, and you know what happened next.
(A/N: That was the longest chapter I've ever typed.It took me over 2 hours to type it, and I went over a lot of ideas before finally deciding on this one.
Please read and review.)
Answers to reviews here!
Kitty: Thanks! I like chickens; they taste like chicken when they're roasted.
Jami Radcliffe: You get it, eh? Good! 'Cos the next chapter's gonna be TWICE as weird! ^_^
ElijahWoodLuver304: It's quite random, too. Thanks for saying that it's interesting, 'cos it is. ^_^;;
Next Chapter: The HP crew will suddenly be attacked by pink fluffy bunnies from Mars! Stay tuned for the next episode of Dragonba-er, the next chapter of Random Insanity of an HP Humor Fic Author!
*Chapter Title: Mars Bunnies Attack!*
(Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or anything related to it, they're owned by Rowling. If I owned Potter and everything related to him, I'd be pumping out the last 3 books like blood instead of typing this chapter/fic!)
This is a LOTR/HP/DBZ crossover chapter.
I be Kuririn, who be owned by Akira Toriyama! ****************** = complete time and scene change. ----------------
Harry woke up, grinning his head off. He looked next to him, gasped, and fainted. The thing next to him was..the chapter title!
Chapter 7
The Invasion of the Newbie Army
Elsewhere, an enemy of the experienced class began to become a large army. They were armed with questions that'd make anyone run away screaming back to their houses. Their leader was none other than Ron!
Ron: And there's something wrong with that?
Kuririn: Uh.yes?
Ron: Too bad! *hits Kuririn in head with iron pole, causing Ron to get author-like powers* Mwahahahahahaha!
Harry suddenly woke up, cold sweat emanating from above his brow.
Harry: What the heck was that.? *reads a couple of lines above this one* Wait. Now I remember. The author of this fic was assaulted by...Ron? No! It can't be!
Hermione suddenly woke up beside him.
Hermione: What's wrong?
Harry screamed and ran into the wall while Hermione looked on. Suddenly, she burst out in laughter and jumped out the window, which was on the first floor of a building. A muffled "ouch!" was heard.
Elsewhere yet again.
Ron: Newbie Army! We shall attack all others and take over the world! Because we're too stupid to realize that there's a bunch of other worlds!
One of the Newbies, Draco Malfoy, stood up suddenly. (The Newbies are sitting down.)
Draco: We're too stupid, eh?
Ron: Sit down, Malfoy.
Draco: Make me.
Ron: Of course I will. *makes Malfoy sit down with author powers*
Draco: That's cheating!
Ron: Oh, and you haven't ever cheated?
Kuririn: .*wakes up, is in a prison cell, without author powers* Aww damn, I just had to argue with the king of newbies.
Ron didn't hear that.
Kuririn: Ah, good.
2 weeks later.
*****
Ron's Newbie Army was 100,000 strong, but Kuririn had summoned, by telepathy, over ten million elves, Saiyajins, dwarves, hobbits, men, Ents, wizards, and witches to go to war in an Army of the Elite.
Kuririn: You are a glorious Elite Army! Fly, and go to the Newbie stronghold of Pojo!
The army cheered, and spun around. They began their march to Pojo, the Saiyajins flying, the hobbits, wizards, and witches traveling by horse, and everyone else by tank or foot.
*****
Ron: You are the great Newbie Army! Fly, and go to the Elite stronghold of the GCN HQ!
THAT army went ".", and spun around. They began THEIR march towards GCN HQ on foot.
Fifteen hours later, the armies finally met. The Saiyajins fired very small blasts that killed 10 of the Newbies apiece, the Elves shot arrows that pierced flesh and bone, the hobbits killing Newbies with daggers and swords, the dwarves and Ents by axe and fist, the wizards and witches with dueling spells that were magnified, and the Men firing huge shells from their tanks.
Harry, Hermione, Gohan, Frodo, Aragorn, and Gandalf were in the Army of the Elite.
It was a hellhole on Earth. I'm telling you this now. A hellhole in which a gigantic battle, not very unlike the battle at Helm's Deep, took place.
Meanwhile, Kuririn regained his author powers after at least half a month, and appeared in the middle of the battle. He shot out one hand, causing half of the remaining Newbie Army soldiers to cease to exist. The Saiyajins suddenly powered up large blasts and shot them at the remaining part of the Newbie Army, causing them to be annihilated instantly.
Ron had run back to his tower, but the Army of the Elite went after him, and caught him alive; he was brought back to Kuririn, who removed the evil in Ron's heart, and most of the author powers. He left the omnipotence in Ron, but he gave omnipotence to Harry and Hermione, also.
EPILOGUE
Kuririn disappeared, appearing back in his own home with Android #18.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione came back to Hogwarts, as it was during their Christmas break.
Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, and crew reappeared where they were in Middle-earth/the Grey Seas before Kuririn summoned them.
Gohan and crew came back to their Earth. After 2 years, his daughter Pan was born, and you know what happened next.
(A/N: That was the longest chapter I've ever typed.It took me over 2 hours to type it, and I went over a lot of ideas before finally deciding on this one.
Please read and review.)
Answers to reviews here!
Kitty: Thanks! I like chickens; they taste like chicken when they're roasted.
Jami Radcliffe: You get it, eh? Good! 'Cos the next chapter's gonna be TWICE as weird! ^_^
ElijahWoodLuver304: It's quite random, too. Thanks for saying that it's interesting, 'cos it is. ^_^;;
Next Chapter: The HP crew will suddenly be attacked by pink fluffy bunnies from Mars! Stay tuned for the next episode of Dragonba-er, the next chapter of Random Insanity of an HP Humor Fic Author!
*Chapter Title: Mars Bunnies Attack!*