Deemm_4w: Ideas are welcome but wait to see what we come up with (he he he)

Queen of Random: Did you know, Deemm_4w, that not singing karaoke is illegal in my Kingdom?

Deemm_4w: Of course I do. I asked you to write that law.

Queen of Random: Then let the songs begin, by Royal Decree!

Chapter Three: Kurt - Toad Hunter

"Terri! Get the net!" repeated Kurt.

"Terri?" asked Pyro.

"You should know, you're Australian," retorted Amanda. "He loves that TV show, about Steve Irwin. Terri is his wife."

"Oooooooh! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a blue thing in the baby carriage!"

"Shut up, Pietro!" cried Amanda, trying to tackle him, but he zipped away.

"Terri!" shouted Kurt. "Leave that critter alone! Get over here and help me! Suuuu-eeee!" he hollered. "Suuuu-eeee!"

"Now look what you've done, Wanda!" shouted Kitty.

"Get off me you drunk monkey!" cried Todd.

"Drunk monkey? Why Terri, it's talking! We must document this discovery!"

"That's enough!" shouted Jean, and with her telepathy, lifted Kurt off Todd.

"Thanks, yo."

"Can we just get on with the next dare?" demanded Wanda.

"Whose turn?" asked Freddy.

"It's yours."

"I have an idea," said Rogue, and began whispering in his ear. Freddy nodded eagerly.

"Scott. Truth or dare?"

"Truth," began Scott, but then Rogue began to take her gloves off. "Dare! Dare!"

"Scott, I dare you to sing the song," Freddy looked at Rogue, and she nodded, "'Addicted' by Simple Plan. . . to Lance. As a love song!" he added, obviously enjoying what he was about to make Scott do.

"What?! No way!" shouted Lance, Scott, Kitty and Jean, all at the same time.

"Yes way!" shouted everyone else.

"But we don't have the music!"

Just then, over the loudspeaker, came a voice. "Please note that the karaoke machine is now available for use, and it contains all the latest and greatest songs, as ordered by my bosses. By the way, they love Simple Plan!"

"Noooooo!" wailed Scott.

"Damn that bus driver," muttered Lance.

"Sing, sing!" shouted everyone, as a shiny silver disco ball descended from the ceiling, and a karaoke machine was wheeled out my Colossus. (Don't ask where it came from!)

Slowly, Scott picked up the mike, and began to sing.

"I heard you're doin' OK,

But I want you to know

I'm a dick,

I'm addicted to you

I can't pretend I don't care

When you don't think about me

Do you think

I deserve this?

I tried to make you happy

But you left anyway

I'm tryin' to forget that

I'm addicted to you

But I want it

And I need it

I'm addicted to you

Now it's over

Can't forget what you said

And I never

Wanna do this again

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker

Since the day I met you,

And after all we've been through,

Still a dick,

I'm addicted to you.

I think you know that it's true

I'd run a thousand miles to get you

Do you think I deserve this?

I tried to make you happy

I did all that I could

Just to keep you

But you left anyway

I'm tryin' to forget that

I'm addicted to you

But I want it

And I need it

I'm addicted to you

Now it's over

Can't forget what you said

And I never

Wanna do this again

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker

How long will I be waiting?

Until the end of time.

I don't know why I'm still waitin'.

I can't make you mine.

I'm tryin' to forget that

I'm addicted to you.

But I want it

And I need it.

I'm addicted to you.

I'm tryin' to forget that

I'm addicted to you.

But I want it

And I need it.

I'm addicted to you.

Now it's over

Can't forget what you said

And I never

Wanna do this again

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker

I'm addicted to you

Heartbreaker

I'm addicted to you

Heartbreaker

I'm addicted to you

Heartbreaker

I'm addicted to you

Heartbreaker"

As the music died down, Scott shakily took his seat, bright red.

"Hey, Summers!" shouted Lance. "I already knew you were a dick, but you didn't need to sing it to me!"

"All right!" announced Pietro. "It's time for the next victim!"