CH 4: Get This Party Started

Disclaimer:Yoshi owns ALL! NIntendo owns the characters in this story.

(Early morning, the Mario Brothers wake up.)

Luigi:( hops out of bed) Morning!

Mario:(not so gracefully)ShutupIwantcoffee.

(Luigi made coffee.)

Mario:Thank you.

Luigi:(has a plan)want cereal with that, Royal Red Hat?

Mario:(dropped the coffee mug, which resulted in a bad burn in the you-know- what)Oy, Luigi! WHere'd you hear that name?

Luigi:*snickers softly*Someone over the rainbow.

Mario:(glared)It's not funny.

Luigi:Sure, whatever. (under breath) Peach's Little Sunshine.

Mario:(chucks mug in his bros general direction)

Luigi:(ignores)So, everyone is coming?

Mario:...grr...yea...s'pose...COFFEE!

Luigi:uh huh.

Mario:uh huh to you too!

Luigi:picky now, are we?

Mario:dont push it.

KTL:Now now, stop bickering.

Mario:(hides under table)NOT THE AUTHOR AGAIN!

Luigi:(is calm)Hello.

KTL:Mario...

Mario:wuh?leavemealone!

KTL:(waves hand and tblecloth raises up to show Mario squatting with his head between his knees. He stands up and hits his head on the table.)I dont want to

Mario:This is cruelty to game characters!

KTL:Is there such a thing?

Mario:yeah

Luigi:Im not sure

KTL:im not, either

Mario:you're never sure of anything

(KTL chucks a chair at him.)

KTL:Yes i am

Mario:says who?

KTL:me

Mario:thats you

KTL:exactly

(Luigi is watching with amusement)

KTL:keep watching, Luigi

Mario:(wails)how come everyone is beating up on me?

KTL:stop whining

Mario:NO!

KTL:(under breath)...baby

Mario:I heard that!

KTL:you did?

(a knock at the door)

Luigi:(whistles)I'll get it!

Mario:(grinds teeth and clenches hands)Sure you do that. But I'll get my revenge soon. I shall TAKE OVAIR THE WORLDD!

KTL:Ovair? Worldd?

Mario:you made me say it.

KTL:did i?

Mario:yeah.

KTL:too bad

(The two leap at each other and form a ball of fight like in the Roadrunner cartoon.)

Mario:eat this!

KTL:What, you're jeans?

Mario:why you-

(time freezes)

KTL:are you calling me a -

Mario:(under breath)bitch.

KTL:THAT IS NOT ALLOWED IN A G RATED FIC! NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE THE RATING AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!(cries)

(Time starts again)

Mario:I need coffee...

KTL:Why are we suspended in air?

(Both look down, then fall)

KTL:wonder whats taking Luigi so long

Mario:gimme coffee.

KTL:(holds mug out of reach)NEVER! YOu called me a-

Mario:ahHAH!

KTL:i wasnt going to say it!

Mario:say what?

KTL:the word.

Mario:anyway...gimme coffee!

KTL:no

Mario:GIMME!

KTL:no

Mario:GIMME MAH COFFEE!

KTL:mah? no.

Mario:(stamps foot)GIMME! I WANT IT!

(for those who are wondering where Luigi is...)

Luigi:o_O

Toad:o_O

Peach:o_O

DK:o_O

YOshi:o_O

Wario:o_O

Koopa:o_O

Bob:o_O

(what? i had to put him in there!)

KTL:i know where Luigi is!

Mario:tell me!

KTL:looking at you.

(Mario slowly turns around and sees everone gaping at him.)

Mario:...shut...up...

Luigi:hehehehehehehe.

KTL:(clears throught) Let the Party begin!