Ch5: Getting There
(AN: I do not own these guys. Once again, I am SO SORRY about the delay. My computer was acting up. On with da PARTAY!)
Silence.
Mario: So..where do we go now?
More Silence.
Luigi: Minigames?
Peach: Bed?
Toad: Minigame Island?
DK: Banana Republic?
Yoshi: YOSHI YOSHI?!?!
Wario: SLOTS?!?!
KTL: You'll see.(cackles and HUGE warp pipe appears and the area around them transforms into the area around the warp pipe.)
Peach: O_O No mall?
Toad: So, Minigame Island.raft is this way. O_O. How the hell are we gonna all fit on a raft about, oh, FIVE INCHES WIDE?!?!?!
KTL: Shut up, fungi. To da warp pipe!
(All march up to warp pipe and look down into it.)
Mario: Um guys? Now is probably the time to say I didn't plan this part.
KTL: Correct. I did.
Mario: So.um.(gulps) we don't..really have to jump down there, do we?
DK: What the hell are you saying? Mario, isn't it your party? As in.
Mario: What do you think I just said before, Jackass?
DK: Hey, just because my name is Donkey Kong doesn't mean I am a blasted DONKEY!
Yoshi: Yoshi?
Wario: Yes. Mario, stop acting like you're a big git-like hell you're pretending-and GET INTO THE WARP PIPE! (shoves Mario over into the Warp Pipe)
Mario: OooOooOooOoo ("Too Bad" music from Super Mario Sunshine Plays)
DK: Hold it. Super Mario Sunshine was released AFTER Mario Party! So..how could they insert music from a future game?
KTL:.Psychic
DK: Ok.
Silence.
All: o_O
Peach: After you.
All the males: Gladly!
KTL: Pervs.
Peach: Yeah! (Whips out frying pan and Smartfood Popcorn)
All: o_O
Toad: Don't look at me. It was a birth defect, not my schooling. And the pan is for campfires to cook popcorn. DUH.
Yoshi: YO! (Globs down popcorn)
Peach: (Starts to cry).y-you.ate.
DK: Uh oh.
Luigi: He's in for it.
Wario: DUCK FOR COVER!
ALL: (duck)
KTL: Quack
Wario: I MEANT lower your body to avoid being hit by a projectile!
KTL: So you mean.SQUAT FOR COVER!
All: (squat)
KTL: Much better. ^_^
Mario: (from far FAR away) Hello? (thinks no one can hear him) I want my.mamma mia!
All the boys: There's bikinis down there?
Toad: MY EYES! MY YOUNG SENSITIVE EYES!
Wario: Fungi don't have eyes.
Toad: Good point. So.MY EARS! MY YOUNG SENSITIVE EARS!
DK: Fungi don't have ears, either.
Toad: Stop ruining my fun.
Mario: HOLY RAVIOLI!
Peach: (is not crying but is now fiery red with anger) Ah! Honeybee, Peachy is coming! (Jumps down, dress acting like a parachute.
Luigi: Peachy is right.
Mario: O_O.go me, go me, go me.
DK: Pause please.
(paused)
DK: Thank you. How can we see Mario go like O_O?
KTL: Because I said so.
DK: Ok. Unpause please.
(unpaused)
DK: Thank you.
Mario: Ooh la la
Wario: I never knew he was French.
Luigi: We're not. We're Italian.
Toad: Then how.
DK:.Toad, now you have a naughty mind.
Toad: What? You guys did that!
DK: But at least we don't have "SENSITIVE EYES AND EARS!"
Peach: No! Not there! THERE!
All:.Toad, you have an evil, twisted mind.
Toad: What'd I do?
Yoshi: I'm too young for that.
DK: Hold up! Don't tell me you could talk before?
Yoshi: Duh. Man, I can't believe I fooled you that much! Man, I gotta do that again.
KTL: Do you guys know you are all peering into the Warp Pipe at the same time in the exact same spots for a whole half an hour?
(Toad disappears)
Wario: Luigi.
Luigi: Wario.
Wario: Where'd Toad go?
(All hear very fungilike grunts coming from river. All turn and see him swimming)
Toad: Just.toning my muscles!
DK: Toad, mushrooms, much like yourself, do not have, eyes, ears, mouths, noses, vests, OR muscles. Give it up. Come to think of it, they don't have arms or feet, either.
Toad: (jumps back up to them) Shut. Up. Now.
KTL: Mind if I join in?
All: Yes. Very much.
KTL: (grin evilly) Ok. (Shoves them all in and leaps after them)
Wario: I NEED MONEY!
Yoshi: nahahahahahahahHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Toad: waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
DK: I AM A FRIGGIN MONKEY NOT A DONKEY! TELL MIYAMOTO THAT!
Luigi: Mamma Mia!
(AN: I do not own these guys. Once again, I am SO SORRY about the delay. My computer was acting up. On with da PARTAY!)
Silence.
Mario: So..where do we go now?
More Silence.
Luigi: Minigames?
Peach: Bed?
Toad: Minigame Island?
DK: Banana Republic?
Yoshi: YOSHI YOSHI?!?!
Wario: SLOTS?!?!
KTL: You'll see.(cackles and HUGE warp pipe appears and the area around them transforms into the area around the warp pipe.)
Peach: O_O No mall?
Toad: So, Minigame Island.raft is this way. O_O. How the hell are we gonna all fit on a raft about, oh, FIVE INCHES WIDE?!?!?!
KTL: Shut up, fungi. To da warp pipe!
(All march up to warp pipe and look down into it.)
Mario: Um guys? Now is probably the time to say I didn't plan this part.
KTL: Correct. I did.
Mario: So.um.(gulps) we don't..really have to jump down there, do we?
DK: What the hell are you saying? Mario, isn't it your party? As in.
Mario: What do you think I just said before, Jackass?
DK: Hey, just because my name is Donkey Kong doesn't mean I am a blasted DONKEY!
Yoshi: Yoshi?
Wario: Yes. Mario, stop acting like you're a big git-like hell you're pretending-and GET INTO THE WARP PIPE! (shoves Mario over into the Warp Pipe)
Mario: OooOooOooOoo ("Too Bad" music from Super Mario Sunshine Plays)
DK: Hold it. Super Mario Sunshine was released AFTER Mario Party! So..how could they insert music from a future game?
KTL:.Psychic
DK: Ok.
Silence.
All: o_O
Peach: After you.
All the males: Gladly!
KTL: Pervs.
Peach: Yeah! (Whips out frying pan and Smartfood Popcorn)
All: o_O
Toad: Don't look at me. It was a birth defect, not my schooling. And the pan is for campfires to cook popcorn. DUH.
Yoshi: YO! (Globs down popcorn)
Peach: (Starts to cry).y-you.ate.
DK: Uh oh.
Luigi: He's in for it.
Wario: DUCK FOR COVER!
ALL: (duck)
KTL: Quack
Wario: I MEANT lower your body to avoid being hit by a projectile!
KTL: So you mean.SQUAT FOR COVER!
All: (squat)
KTL: Much better. ^_^
Mario: (from far FAR away) Hello? (thinks no one can hear him) I want my.mamma mia!
All the boys: There's bikinis down there?
Toad: MY EYES! MY YOUNG SENSITIVE EYES!
Wario: Fungi don't have eyes.
Toad: Good point. So.MY EARS! MY YOUNG SENSITIVE EARS!
DK: Fungi don't have ears, either.
Toad: Stop ruining my fun.
Mario: HOLY RAVIOLI!
Peach: (is not crying but is now fiery red with anger) Ah! Honeybee, Peachy is coming! (Jumps down, dress acting like a parachute.
Luigi: Peachy is right.
Mario: O_O.go me, go me, go me.
DK: Pause please.
(paused)
DK: Thank you. How can we see Mario go like O_O?
KTL: Because I said so.
DK: Ok. Unpause please.
(unpaused)
DK: Thank you.
Mario: Ooh la la
Wario: I never knew he was French.
Luigi: We're not. We're Italian.
Toad: Then how.
DK:.Toad, now you have a naughty mind.
Toad: What? You guys did that!
DK: But at least we don't have "SENSITIVE EYES AND EARS!"
Peach: No! Not there! THERE!
All:.Toad, you have an evil, twisted mind.
Toad: What'd I do?
Yoshi: I'm too young for that.
DK: Hold up! Don't tell me you could talk before?
Yoshi: Duh. Man, I can't believe I fooled you that much! Man, I gotta do that again.
KTL: Do you guys know you are all peering into the Warp Pipe at the same time in the exact same spots for a whole half an hour?
(Toad disappears)
Wario: Luigi.
Luigi: Wario.
Wario: Where'd Toad go?
(All hear very fungilike grunts coming from river. All turn and see him swimming)
Toad: Just.toning my muscles!
DK: Toad, mushrooms, much like yourself, do not have, eyes, ears, mouths, noses, vests, OR muscles. Give it up. Come to think of it, they don't have arms or feet, either.
Toad: (jumps back up to them) Shut. Up. Now.
KTL: Mind if I join in?
All: Yes. Very much.
KTL: (grin evilly) Ok. (Shoves them all in and leaps after them)
Wario: I NEED MONEY!
Yoshi: nahahahahahahahHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Toad: waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
DK: I AM A FRIGGIN MONKEY NOT A DONKEY! TELL MIYAMOTO THAT!
Luigi: Mamma Mia!