"Now class, take out your wands. I want your first lesson to be revising
over last years work. I don't need to remind you that you have NEWTS at the
end of this year." McGonagall began her first lesson on Monday in a rather
snappish mood. Obviously she wasn't very happy at being back at school
either.
Harry normally enjoyed going back to Hogwarts, being a pleasant change from
the dursleys. But this year he had been at the Weasleys, and for once he
was sad that the school year had started.
"Turn these quills in front of you into hedge hogs." The class looked at her blankly, everyone that is, except Hermione; who promptly waved her wand in a quick movement. Seconds later there was a perfect hedgehog crawling across her desk. Harry grinned at her.
"As always." He said to Hermione, laughing as Ron tried to mimic her words and only produced a fountain of purple sparks from his wand. Ron grumbled at his inept magic.
"First day back. you can't expect."
"Yes, you can." Hermione said firmly, as Harry just shook his head. Within the next few minutes, Harry had successfully mastered the spell with Hermione's help, however Ron was still a little shaky. His hedgehog, in places of spines, had quills as spikes. Harry heard a snigger from behind him. Turning, he saw Malfoy proudly gesturing towards his perfect hedgehog.
"Nice Weasley."
"Shut up Malfoy, or I'll turn you into a hedgehog. or would a ferret suit you better?"
"I'd watch it Weasley, unlike me you can't buy your way out of a mistake." Ron raised his fist and made to stand, but Hermione and Harry instinctively shot out and held him back.
"Don't let him get to you Ron. He's just annoyed because he's finally realized what an asshole he is" Harry said, consoling his fuming friend.
"And you Potter, can you talk. With a piece of ass like the little weasel on your arm all day, if I were you I wouldn't be here in class, I'd be making sure she didn't go off with someone much better looking than you, which really wouldn't be hard to find." Malfoy smirked, looking as cool as he normally did. Harry went.
"You are such a bloody anus Malfoy" Harry rose letting go of Ron, who in turn rose to back his friend and 'defend his sisters honor'.
"Apparently it would seem that way," McGonagall said, standing behind Ron and Harry and pushing each of them down into their seats. "Malfoy, Potter, Weasley, detention with me, 7pm tonight. That is the last I want to hear of it, you are 7th years, act your age!"
"Yeah Potter, not your dick size! We all know how young you'd be acting then!"
"I'd be older than you Malfoy." Harry sneered back.
"At least I know how to use mine." Malfoy said back casually.
"At least I'm not a man whore!"
"Hey, in my world that's not a bad thing."
"BOYS! Each of you will spend tomorrow night and Wednesday in detention with me." Both boys opened their mouths to argue it was the others fault. "I don't want to hear it!" Mc Gonagall cried, storming to the front of the room. Harry and Ron resumed their seats, still fuming.
"Let's recap. Who has the girl?" Harry whispered behind him once Mc Gonagall was distracted. Malfoy slammed his book down on the table, but did not reply. Harry smirked.
"Turn these quills in front of you into hedge hogs." The class looked at her blankly, everyone that is, except Hermione; who promptly waved her wand in a quick movement. Seconds later there was a perfect hedgehog crawling across her desk. Harry grinned at her.
"As always." He said to Hermione, laughing as Ron tried to mimic her words and only produced a fountain of purple sparks from his wand. Ron grumbled at his inept magic.
"First day back. you can't expect."
"Yes, you can." Hermione said firmly, as Harry just shook his head. Within the next few minutes, Harry had successfully mastered the spell with Hermione's help, however Ron was still a little shaky. His hedgehog, in places of spines, had quills as spikes. Harry heard a snigger from behind him. Turning, he saw Malfoy proudly gesturing towards his perfect hedgehog.
"Nice Weasley."
"Shut up Malfoy, or I'll turn you into a hedgehog. or would a ferret suit you better?"
"I'd watch it Weasley, unlike me you can't buy your way out of a mistake." Ron raised his fist and made to stand, but Hermione and Harry instinctively shot out and held him back.
"Don't let him get to you Ron. He's just annoyed because he's finally realized what an asshole he is" Harry said, consoling his fuming friend.
"And you Potter, can you talk. With a piece of ass like the little weasel on your arm all day, if I were you I wouldn't be here in class, I'd be making sure she didn't go off with someone much better looking than you, which really wouldn't be hard to find." Malfoy smirked, looking as cool as he normally did. Harry went.
"You are such a bloody anus Malfoy" Harry rose letting go of Ron, who in turn rose to back his friend and 'defend his sisters honor'.
"Apparently it would seem that way," McGonagall said, standing behind Ron and Harry and pushing each of them down into their seats. "Malfoy, Potter, Weasley, detention with me, 7pm tonight. That is the last I want to hear of it, you are 7th years, act your age!"
"Yeah Potter, not your dick size! We all know how young you'd be acting then!"
"I'd be older than you Malfoy." Harry sneered back.
"At least I know how to use mine." Malfoy said back casually.
"At least I'm not a man whore!"
"Hey, in my world that's not a bad thing."
"BOYS! Each of you will spend tomorrow night and Wednesday in detention with me." Both boys opened their mouths to argue it was the others fault. "I don't want to hear it!" Mc Gonagall cried, storming to the front of the room. Harry and Ron resumed their seats, still fuming.
"Let's recap. Who has the girl?" Harry whispered behind him once Mc Gonagall was distracted. Malfoy slammed his book down on the table, but did not reply. Harry smirked.