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Chapter Six: The Toad, the Witch, and the Bathroom
"Wanda?!"
"Do you mind?! We'd like a little privacy in here!"
As the door slammed shut, Pietro staggered away, howling, "My eyes! My innocent, virginal eyes!"
"What's going on back there?" asked Scott.
"My eyes! My innocent, virginal eyes!"
"What do you mean 'innocent, virginal eyes'? There's nothing innocent about you! Or virginal," added Lance as an afterthought.
"Wa-wa Wanda was in the bathroom," Pietro stammered.
"Yeah, and?"
"With Toad!"
It took a few moments for the true meaning of this to hit the passengers. But then it hit, like a meteor about to destroy the world.
"OHHHHHH!"
"Like, GROSS!"
"MORE MENTAL IMAGES! THEY'RE CHASING US!"
"I KNEW THIS ROAD TRIP WAS A BAD IDEA!" shouted Scott.
"What's so gross about two people standing in a bathroom" asked Freddy,
"They ain't standing, Fred, they ain't standing."
"Pietro, whose go is it now?"
"It sounds like Todd is having a good go right about now."
"Not my ears as well!" cried Pietro. "Not my innocent-"
"Pietro, if you say 'innocent, virginal ears', I will touch you," warned Rogue, taking a glove off. Gambit moved out of her way, as a lot of him was bare for her to touch.
"Virginal ears!"
"That's it!"
Pietro, unable to think, let alone move, did not avoid Rogue's bare hand as it slapped him. "I've been wanting to do that for so long," said Rogue. Then she sat down. Hard. "Oh, no. I shouldn't have done that."
"What's wrong, chere?" asked a concerned voice.
"I know why he said his innocent eyes, his virginal ears. He's a VIRGIN that's why!" she exclaimed.
The room was silent. Then it exploded with sound.
"You're KIDDING!" guffawed Pyro.
"No way!" shouted Scott.
"But I've heard the noises that come from his room!" added Lance. "Are you saying that he does them all by himself?"
"Yeah, it's true," Rogue replied meekly. "He just jumps on his bed for a while, and then goes to sleep."
"Ha ha!" laughed Freddy.
"That's not funny!" cried Pietro, recovering quickly from being downed by Rogue.
"Oh yes it is!" interrupted Pyro. "Todd's getting laid more than you!"
"That reminds me!" interrupted Freddy. "I've got a song to sing! So I dare you to listen, and I'll pick someone to go after me!"
"Oh no," muttered Lance. "I've heard you sing in the shower. It's not the Powerpuff Girls is it?"
"No, not really. It's about us!"
With that, Freddy launched into song.
"Freddy, he is the big and fat one
Lance, he has a thing for Kitty
Pietro, the cocky innocent virgin
Brotherhood saves the day
(Todd's getting laid!)" he added as an afterthought.
Fighting X-Geeks,
Trying to kick their butts.
Losing every time,
The Brotherhood Guys!"
There was applause coming from everyone on the bus, except for the driver (who was driving the bus), Lance, Pietro, and Kitty. Oh, yeah. And Todd and Wanda. But they were busy doing. . . other things (i.e. each other!).
Pietro stood up. "I am not cocky!"
"Notice how he doesn't deny the virgin status," whispered Colossus to Gambit.
"I see."
"Yeah, and we don't lose every time!" added Lance. "Since Wanda joined our side we've been kicking your butts!"
"Ooh!" cried Freddy. "That reminds me! There's another verse to go!"
And, of course, he started to sing it.
"Wanda, the powerful Scarlet Witch
Pissed off at her father and brother,
Stalked by a dirty frog guy
Wanda will kill us all!
(Once she's done with Toad!)"
That's it," announced Freddy. "It's over. Now I pick someone, and that person gets to ask someone truth or dare. I pick. . . Gambit!"
"Kitty," asked Gambit, "truth or dare."
Queen of Random: Yes, and so do our reviewers, apparently. This fic has been up for less than a day, and it already has seven reviews! We must be doing something right!
Deemma_4w: Yes! So, thank you, to all our reviewers, and if you are reading this thing, review it! PLEASE!
Chapter Six: The Toad, the Witch, and the Bathroom
"Wanda?!"
"Do you mind?! We'd like a little privacy in here!"
As the door slammed shut, Pietro staggered away, howling, "My eyes! My innocent, virginal eyes!"
"What's going on back there?" asked Scott.
"My eyes! My innocent, virginal eyes!"
"What do you mean 'innocent, virginal eyes'? There's nothing innocent about you! Or virginal," added Lance as an afterthought.
"Wa-wa Wanda was in the bathroom," Pietro stammered.
"Yeah, and?"
"With Toad!"
It took a few moments for the true meaning of this to hit the passengers. But then it hit, like a meteor about to destroy the world.
"OHHHHHH!"
"Like, GROSS!"
"MORE MENTAL IMAGES! THEY'RE CHASING US!"
"I KNEW THIS ROAD TRIP WAS A BAD IDEA!" shouted Scott.
"What's so gross about two people standing in a bathroom" asked Freddy,
"They ain't standing, Fred, they ain't standing."
"Pietro, whose go is it now?"
"It sounds like Todd is having a good go right about now."
"Not my ears as well!" cried Pietro. "Not my innocent-"
"Pietro, if you say 'innocent, virginal ears', I will touch you," warned Rogue, taking a glove off. Gambit moved out of her way, as a lot of him was bare for her to touch.
"Virginal ears!"
"That's it!"
Pietro, unable to think, let alone move, did not avoid Rogue's bare hand as it slapped him. "I've been wanting to do that for so long," said Rogue. Then she sat down. Hard. "Oh, no. I shouldn't have done that."
"What's wrong, chere?" asked a concerned voice.
"I know why he said his innocent eyes, his virginal ears. He's a VIRGIN that's why!" she exclaimed.
The room was silent. Then it exploded with sound.
"You're KIDDING!" guffawed Pyro.
"No way!" shouted Scott.
"But I've heard the noises that come from his room!" added Lance. "Are you saying that he does them all by himself?"
"Yeah, it's true," Rogue replied meekly. "He just jumps on his bed for a while, and then goes to sleep."
"Ha ha!" laughed Freddy.
"That's not funny!" cried Pietro, recovering quickly from being downed by Rogue.
"Oh yes it is!" interrupted Pyro. "Todd's getting laid more than you!"
"That reminds me!" interrupted Freddy. "I've got a song to sing! So I dare you to listen, and I'll pick someone to go after me!"
"Oh no," muttered Lance. "I've heard you sing in the shower. It's not the Powerpuff Girls is it?"
"No, not really. It's about us!"
With that, Freddy launched into song.
"Freddy, he is the big and fat one
Lance, he has a thing for Kitty
Pietro, the cocky innocent virgin
Brotherhood saves the day
(Todd's getting laid!)" he added as an afterthought.
Fighting X-Geeks,
Trying to kick their butts.
Losing every time,
The Brotherhood Guys!"
There was applause coming from everyone on the bus, except for the driver (who was driving the bus), Lance, Pietro, and Kitty. Oh, yeah. And Todd and Wanda. But they were busy doing. . . other things (i.e. each other!).
Pietro stood up. "I am not cocky!"
"Notice how he doesn't deny the virgin status," whispered Colossus to Gambit.
"I see."
"Yeah, and we don't lose every time!" added Lance. "Since Wanda joined our side we've been kicking your butts!"
"Ooh!" cried Freddy. "That reminds me! There's another verse to go!"
And, of course, he started to sing it.
"Wanda, the powerful Scarlet Witch
Pissed off at her father and brother,
Stalked by a dirty frog guy
Wanda will kill us all!
(Once she's done with Toad!)"
That's it," announced Freddy. "It's over. Now I pick someone, and that person gets to ask someone truth or dare. I pick. . . Gambit!"
"Kitty," asked Gambit, "truth or dare."