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Queen of Random: And better than ever! Thanks to all those who reviewed our story, I have something to tell you: You are now RANDOM CITIZENS!
Deemma_4w: On another note, MORE CHARACTERS AND MORE SINGING! YAY! Oh, and we do not own anything, except the modified versions of any songs that may appear in this story. Thank you.
Chapter Eight: The Ultimate Wedgie
Kitty sat up and started rubbing her head. "That was, like, a major owie." Then she looked at Lance, who was holding her hand. "Why are you handcuffed to Scott?"
"Don't ask."
"I won't."
"Whose turn is it now?" asked Pyro.
"I guess it would be Kitty's," replied Jean. "Go ahead, Kitty."
"Sure. Truth or dare, Jean?" asked Kitty.
"D'oh!" shouted Scott.
"Dare," answered Jean, not forgetting the 'natural red-head' question.
"I dare you to, like, give someone," Kitty paused to think about it, "the ultimate wedgie."
"Oh no!" shouted Pietro.
"Who?" asked Jean.
"You can choose," answered Kitty.
"Okay, then. I choose. . . Pyro."
"All right!" yelled Pyro. "Wait a minute. . . oh, no!"
"Oh yes," answered Jean, and she raised a hand.
"YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Oh, stop being such a baby!"
"Hey! Look at those, cuddlebumps!"
Wanda looked at what Todd was pointing at. "Those are Barbie underwear!"
"But I thought that Barbie underwear was made only for girls," said Colossus.
"Yeah, they are."
"But then, why is Pyro, a man, wearing pink underwear?"
"I haven't a clue," answered Rogue.
"You know what," said Pietro, a mischievous grin on his face, "you and Wanda should start your own Barbie fan club!'
Pyro managed to look up, a pained expression on his face. "You told!" he groaned, before passing out from the pain.
"Okay, then," said Kitty. "Why don't you go now, Jean?"
"Uh, oh," whispered Pietro. "Jean's pissed off big time."
Jean whirled on Pietro. "You're right, I am pissed off. And that's why I am asking you, Pietro, truth or dare?"
"Dare, duh!" he said, not wanting to look any more like the 'cocky, innocent virgin'.
"Fine," said Jean, ignoring the fact that Pietro was looking even cockier because of what he just said. "I dare you to go get Tabitha from the Institute, and when you have brought her here, you have to sing a little song to her."
"What song?"
"Don't worry about that. We'll get it ready while you are out," said Jean. "I'm sure the always-helpful bus driver will know of the perfect song for you."
Pietro paled, as he knew how helpful the bus driver could be. But he straightened his back, and ran off.
A few seconds later, he returned, Tabitha in his arms. "Let go of me, you pervert! I said, let me go, or else!"
You see, when Pietro had raced to the Institute, Tabitha had been in the shower, and so she arrived on the bus, dressed only in a towel. "Oh, hey guys," she said, noticing that there were people looking at her. "What are you doing here?"
"Well," said Jean, "Pietro here wanted to sing you a little song." She looked at Colossus, who seemed to have been put in charge of the karaoke machine. "Hit it! Wait, not literally," she added, when she noticed that Colossus was about to smash the machine. "I mean, just play the song!"
"Oh."
And then the music began to play, Pietro (with a little incentive from Wanda) got down on one knee, and began to sing.
"If you're alone and you need a friend
Someone to make you forget your problems
Just come along baby
Take my hand
I'll be your lover tonight
This is what I wanna do
Let's have some fun
What I want is me and you
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna do the boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room
Everybody get on down
The Brotherhood is back in town
This is what I wanna do
Let's have some fun
What I want is me and you
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna do the boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room"
Queen of Random: And better than ever! Thanks to all those who reviewed our story, I have something to tell you: You are now RANDOM CITIZENS!
Deemma_4w: On another note, MORE CHARACTERS AND MORE SINGING! YAY! Oh, and we do not own anything, except the modified versions of any songs that may appear in this story. Thank you.
Chapter Eight: The Ultimate Wedgie
Kitty sat up and started rubbing her head. "That was, like, a major owie." Then she looked at Lance, who was holding her hand. "Why are you handcuffed to Scott?"
"Don't ask."
"I won't."
"Whose turn is it now?" asked Pyro.
"I guess it would be Kitty's," replied Jean. "Go ahead, Kitty."
"Sure. Truth or dare, Jean?" asked Kitty.
"D'oh!" shouted Scott.
"Dare," answered Jean, not forgetting the 'natural red-head' question.
"I dare you to, like, give someone," Kitty paused to think about it, "the ultimate wedgie."
"Oh no!" shouted Pietro.
"Who?" asked Jean.
"You can choose," answered Kitty.
"Okay, then. I choose. . . Pyro."
"All right!" yelled Pyro. "Wait a minute. . . oh, no!"
"Oh yes," answered Jean, and she raised a hand.
"YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Oh, stop being such a baby!"
"Hey! Look at those, cuddlebumps!"
Wanda looked at what Todd was pointing at. "Those are Barbie underwear!"
"But I thought that Barbie underwear was made only for girls," said Colossus.
"Yeah, they are."
"But then, why is Pyro, a man, wearing pink underwear?"
"I haven't a clue," answered Rogue.
"You know what," said Pietro, a mischievous grin on his face, "you and Wanda should start your own Barbie fan club!'
Pyro managed to look up, a pained expression on his face. "You told!" he groaned, before passing out from the pain.
"Okay, then," said Kitty. "Why don't you go now, Jean?"
"Uh, oh," whispered Pietro. "Jean's pissed off big time."
Jean whirled on Pietro. "You're right, I am pissed off. And that's why I am asking you, Pietro, truth or dare?"
"Dare, duh!" he said, not wanting to look any more like the 'cocky, innocent virgin'.
"Fine," said Jean, ignoring the fact that Pietro was looking even cockier because of what he just said. "I dare you to go get Tabitha from the Institute, and when you have brought her here, you have to sing a little song to her."
"What song?"
"Don't worry about that. We'll get it ready while you are out," said Jean. "I'm sure the always-helpful bus driver will know of the perfect song for you."
Pietro paled, as he knew how helpful the bus driver could be. But he straightened his back, and ran off.
A few seconds later, he returned, Tabitha in his arms. "Let go of me, you pervert! I said, let me go, or else!"
You see, when Pietro had raced to the Institute, Tabitha had been in the shower, and so she arrived on the bus, dressed only in a towel. "Oh, hey guys," she said, noticing that there were people looking at her. "What are you doing here?"
"Well," said Jean, "Pietro here wanted to sing you a little song." She looked at Colossus, who seemed to have been put in charge of the karaoke machine. "Hit it! Wait, not literally," she added, when she noticed that Colossus was about to smash the machine. "I mean, just play the song!"
"Oh."
And then the music began to play, Pietro (with a little incentive from Wanda) got down on one knee, and began to sing.
"If you're alone and you need a friend
Someone to make you forget your problems
Just come along baby
Take my hand
I'll be your lover tonight
This is what I wanna do
Let's have some fun
What I want is me and you
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna do the boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room
Everybody get on down
The Brotherhood is back in town
This is what I wanna do
Let's have some fun
What I want is me and you
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna do the boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room"