Deemma_4w: We do not own the original of this song, but this version. . . well, IT'S OURS! So keep your slimy hands of it!

Queen of Random: No offence, Todd.

Chapter Ten: We've got your Lancitty, your Romy, we even have your Jott, now we are proud to introduce you to the greatest couple of them all (and
we know you will love it!): TEDDY!

"Sorry, speedy," said Tabitha. "You're not my kind of guy," she finished, walking over to the karaoke machine, and tapping a few buttons. "You're not my type because. . .

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other mutants can't deny

That when a guy walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up front

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans he's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, Freddy I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homegirls tried to warn me

But with that butt you got

Me so horny

Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz

Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

He sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

saying flat butt's the only thing

Take the average white girl and ask her that

He gotta pack much back, so

Mutants (yeah), mutant (yeah)

Has your boyfriend got the butt (hell yeah)

Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

Freddy got back

I like' em round and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

I wannem real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Tabitha's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Watchin' these playas walkin' like hoes

You can have them playas

I'll keep my mutants like Blob, yo!

A word to the thick soul mutants

I wanna get with ya

I won't cus or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck

Til the break of dawn

Freddy, I got it goin on

A lot of pimps won't like this song

Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm blonde and a bomb

And I'm down to get the friction on

So mutants (yeah), mutants (yeah)

If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even humans got to shout

Freddy got back

Yeah Freddy

When it comes to mutants

Playboy ain't got nothin to do with my selection

36-24-36

Only if he's 6'3"

So your boyfriend rolls a Honda

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Some mutants wanna play that hard role

and tell you that the butt need to go

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Playboy says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cuz your waist is big and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole guys in the magazines

You ain't it Mr Thang

Give me a mutant I can't resist him

Red beans and rice didn't miss him

Some valley girl tried to dis

Cuz her guys were on my list

She had game but she chose to hit 'em

And pulled up quick to get with 'em

So mutants if the butt is round

And you wanna triple X throw down

Dial 1-900-bada-boom and kick them nasty thoughts

Freddy got back."

"Damn," said Todd. "She's still only in her towel." WHACK! "Sorry, honey!"

"That's better," said Wanda.

"If it were you in the towel, I would be staring at you!"

"I should hope not. That would be very boring!"

"So," said Freddy to Tabitha. "I think we should talk."