Queen of Random: We're ba-ack! And better than ever!
Deemma_4w: We're on the computer, high on sugar, and on holiday!
Queen of Random: Labour Day starts tomorrow, Deemma_4w.
Deemma_4w: No biggee. (Fasts forwards time) Now, we're on holiday!
Queen of Random: I'm not going to say anything about that. Let's just get on with chapter thirteen.
Deemma_4w: He he. We were too lazy to think of a title for this chapter. We're like Scott!
Deemma_4w: Wait a minute, no I don't!
Chapter Thirteen: Insert Title Here
"Well, that was weird," said Pyro.
"What do you mean by that? We're mutants!" answered Pietro. "Everything is weird for us, you dumb Australian!"
"What's with all the ganging up on the Australian?"
"It's fun," said Colossus simply.
"Todd needs to ask someone truth or dare," interrupted Amanda, trying to cool things off before things got out of hand. "Go ahead, Todd."
"Okay," said Todd, looking around. "Rogue, truth or dare?"
Rogue had to think about this for a while. If she picked dare, she might have to touch somebody else, and it was hard enough staying sane on this bus with both Scott and Pietro floating around in her head. Scott, for his part, was busy in her head making her feel like she had to act all adult- like. Pietro, on the other hand, wanted to have her hand-cuff Lance and Scott's other hands to each other. This thing was very tempting, but it wasn't fun listening to memory Scott trying to kick memory Pietro's butt. And the Scott in her head was as bad at insults as the real thing.
"Truth," she said finally, after much internal debate (Pietro was busy shouting in her head 'Just get on with it so for your next dare you can have Todd jump out the window, and away from Wanda!).
"What has been grossing you out since you touched Scott and Pietro?" asked Todd.
The colour drained from both Scott's and Pietro's faces. "What?"
"Fine," said Rogue. "When I touched Scott I saw that there was someone, other than Jean, he liked. And with Pietro, he liked the same person that Scott did."
"And who would that be?" asked Lance, looking at Scott warily. (By the way, they are still hand-cuffed to each other!)
"Tell us!" ordered Gambit, still in his tightie-whities. "And can I get some pants over here?"
"No," answered Rogue. "And Scott and Pietro both have a thing for. . ."
"Who?"
"The suspense is, like, killing me!"
"They both have a crush on. . . LANCE ALVERS!"
Lance looked at Scott in disbelief. "HOLY CRAP! STAY AWAY FROM ME!" he shouted, trying to run away from Scott. He ran up the stairs to the second level of the bus, and, as Scott was still hand-cuffed to him, Scott was dragged up the stairs. "AAHHH!" came a cry, and Lance came running back down the stairs, Scott bouncing after him.
"Like, what is it?"
"THERE'S A BED UP THERE!" shouted Lance. "ONE OF THOSE ROTATING ONES THAT WAS ON THAT AUSTIN POWERS MOVIE!"
"Why is there a bed up there?" asked Jean, not noticing the glance that passed between Todd and Wanda.
"The answer to that is simple, ma'am," called the bus driver. "The top level of this bus automatically transforms itself into whatever it deems necessary."
"But that would mean that the bus is alive," said Amanda.
There was a girly shriek. "The bus is alive!" shouted Todd, and leapt into Wanda's arms.
"WHY ON EARTH WOULD THE BUS DEEM IT NECCESARY TO PUT A BED UP THERE WHEN SCOTT AND I WENT UP THERE?!"
"We're not going to answer that."
"Let's just go one with the next dare," suggested Jean.
"That's, like, a good idea. And can I get Lance out of those handcuffs?"
"Yes!" shouted Lance.
"No!" shouted everyone else.
"It's my turn," said Rogue. "And I choose Tabitha."
"All right. I choose dare."
"I had not asked you whether you wanted to do a truth or a dare."
"I still pick dare."
Rogue frowned, and looked slightly angry. "I dare you to sing some more karaoke. You have to sing 'Lady Marmalade', from Moulin Rouge."
"That's not that bad."
"In costume!"
Tabitha only laughed when she heard that. "I am in a towel. A bra and brief set is not going to show you much else, you know."
"It will on Logan, Sabertooth, Colossus and Freddy."
"What do you mean, Sabertooth and Logan?"
Just then, there was the roar of motorbikes, and both Sabertooth and Logan appeared behind the bus, riding on their motorbikes, chasing a blonde guy, also on a motorbike, who was shouting something no one could understand.
"STOP THE BUS!" shouted someone in all the confusion.
The bus driver slammed his foot down and the bus stopped suddenly. Pietro, who was sitting in the back seat, was pitched forward, rolling down the aisle of the bus, and landed at Lance's feet.
Lance screamed, as he knew that Pietro was the other guy on the bus who had a crush on him, and ended up leaping into the air. When everyone managed to stand up again, Lance was now inside the luggage rack. Scott, still attached to him, was dangling below, in midair.
"Let's not do that again any time soon," groaned Kitty.
It was then that Logan and Sabertooth got on the bus.
"Hey, it's Logan and Sabertooth! What are you guys doing here?" asked Kurt.
"What's it to you, bub?
"We were chasing that blonde guy," explained Sabertooth.
"He got away," complained Logan.
"What was he shouting?" asked Jean.
"I have sand in my underpants," said Sabertooth.
"WHY?!"
Logan and Sabertooth did not reply. Instead, they looked away and began to whistle.
"O-kay. I really do not want to know why," said Rogue. Then she brightened. "Do you want to join in on our game of truth or dare?"
Sabertooth and Logan looked at each other. "Sure. Why not?"
Deemma_4w: We're on the computer, high on sugar, and on holiday!
Queen of Random: Labour Day starts tomorrow, Deemma_4w.
Deemma_4w: No biggee. (Fasts forwards time) Now, we're on holiday!
Queen of Random: I'm not going to say anything about that. Let's just get on with chapter thirteen.
Deemma_4w: He he. We were too lazy to think of a title for this chapter. We're like Scott!
Deemma_4w: Wait a minute, no I don't!
Chapter Thirteen: Insert Title Here
"Well, that was weird," said Pyro.
"What do you mean by that? We're mutants!" answered Pietro. "Everything is weird for us, you dumb Australian!"
"What's with all the ganging up on the Australian?"
"It's fun," said Colossus simply.
"Todd needs to ask someone truth or dare," interrupted Amanda, trying to cool things off before things got out of hand. "Go ahead, Todd."
"Okay," said Todd, looking around. "Rogue, truth or dare?"
Rogue had to think about this for a while. If she picked dare, she might have to touch somebody else, and it was hard enough staying sane on this bus with both Scott and Pietro floating around in her head. Scott, for his part, was busy in her head making her feel like she had to act all adult- like. Pietro, on the other hand, wanted to have her hand-cuff Lance and Scott's other hands to each other. This thing was very tempting, but it wasn't fun listening to memory Scott trying to kick memory Pietro's butt. And the Scott in her head was as bad at insults as the real thing.
"Truth," she said finally, after much internal debate (Pietro was busy shouting in her head 'Just get on with it so for your next dare you can have Todd jump out the window, and away from Wanda!).
"What has been grossing you out since you touched Scott and Pietro?" asked Todd.
The colour drained from both Scott's and Pietro's faces. "What?"
"Fine," said Rogue. "When I touched Scott I saw that there was someone, other than Jean, he liked. And with Pietro, he liked the same person that Scott did."
"And who would that be?" asked Lance, looking at Scott warily. (By the way, they are still hand-cuffed to each other!)
"Tell us!" ordered Gambit, still in his tightie-whities. "And can I get some pants over here?"
"No," answered Rogue. "And Scott and Pietro both have a thing for. . ."
"Who?"
"The suspense is, like, killing me!"
"They both have a crush on. . . LANCE ALVERS!"
Lance looked at Scott in disbelief. "HOLY CRAP! STAY AWAY FROM ME!" he shouted, trying to run away from Scott. He ran up the stairs to the second level of the bus, and, as Scott was still hand-cuffed to him, Scott was dragged up the stairs. "AAHHH!" came a cry, and Lance came running back down the stairs, Scott bouncing after him.
"Like, what is it?"
"THERE'S A BED UP THERE!" shouted Lance. "ONE OF THOSE ROTATING ONES THAT WAS ON THAT AUSTIN POWERS MOVIE!"
"Why is there a bed up there?" asked Jean, not noticing the glance that passed between Todd and Wanda.
"The answer to that is simple, ma'am," called the bus driver. "The top level of this bus automatically transforms itself into whatever it deems necessary."
"But that would mean that the bus is alive," said Amanda.
There was a girly shriek. "The bus is alive!" shouted Todd, and leapt into Wanda's arms.
"WHY ON EARTH WOULD THE BUS DEEM IT NECCESARY TO PUT A BED UP THERE WHEN SCOTT AND I WENT UP THERE?!"
"We're not going to answer that."
"Let's just go one with the next dare," suggested Jean.
"That's, like, a good idea. And can I get Lance out of those handcuffs?"
"Yes!" shouted Lance.
"No!" shouted everyone else.
"It's my turn," said Rogue. "And I choose Tabitha."
"All right. I choose dare."
"I had not asked you whether you wanted to do a truth or a dare."
"I still pick dare."
Rogue frowned, and looked slightly angry. "I dare you to sing some more karaoke. You have to sing 'Lady Marmalade', from Moulin Rouge."
"That's not that bad."
"In costume!"
Tabitha only laughed when she heard that. "I am in a towel. A bra and brief set is not going to show you much else, you know."
"It will on Logan, Sabertooth, Colossus and Freddy."
"What do you mean, Sabertooth and Logan?"
Just then, there was the roar of motorbikes, and both Sabertooth and Logan appeared behind the bus, riding on their motorbikes, chasing a blonde guy, also on a motorbike, who was shouting something no one could understand.
"STOP THE BUS!" shouted someone in all the confusion.
The bus driver slammed his foot down and the bus stopped suddenly. Pietro, who was sitting in the back seat, was pitched forward, rolling down the aisle of the bus, and landed at Lance's feet.
Lance screamed, as he knew that Pietro was the other guy on the bus who had a crush on him, and ended up leaping into the air. When everyone managed to stand up again, Lance was now inside the luggage rack. Scott, still attached to him, was dangling below, in midair.
"Let's not do that again any time soon," groaned Kitty.
It was then that Logan and Sabertooth got on the bus.
"Hey, it's Logan and Sabertooth! What are you guys doing here?" asked Kurt.
"What's it to you, bub?
"We were chasing that blonde guy," explained Sabertooth.
"He got away," complained Logan.
"What was he shouting?" asked Jean.
"I have sand in my underpants," said Sabertooth.
"WHY?!"
Logan and Sabertooth did not reply. Instead, they looked away and began to whistle.
"O-kay. I really do not want to know why," said Rogue. Then she brightened. "Do you want to join in on our game of truth or dare?"
Sabertooth and Logan looked at each other. "Sure. Why not?"