Lil' Miss Drama Princess
Narrator: The city of Townsville! A dramatic city with dramatic people. (We see a woman trip over a crack in the sidewalk.
Woman: (Overly dramatic) Oh no! I stubbed my toe!
People on the streets: (Singing as though in an opera) She stubbed her toe! Oh no on no! She. stubbed. her..TOOOOOOEEEEE!!!!!!!
Man: (Rushing in) Do not worry, my fair lady! I will save you!! (He helps her stand up)
Woman: Oh thank you, ever so much! I am eternally yours!! Will you marry me!
Narrator: Well, maybe not that dramatic. (We look over Townsville, watching the people on the streets say lines from famous performances)
Another Woman: Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, where art thou Romeo!
Ace: (To the rest of the Gang Green Gang) I'll be back!
Talking Dog, Three Men and Girl: Lions and tigers and bears,
Girl: Oh my!
Talking Dog: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Girl: AAAAH! A talking dog!!!
Handsome Man: To be or not to be, that is the question!
Ms. Keane: (Going to the school) Now class, I have a very special treat for you.
Girl 1: Recess?
Ms. Keane: No something else-
Boy 1: No recess?
Ms. Keane: Well.
Students: (Excluding the Powerpuff Girls. They are raising their arms in a chant) Recess! Recess! Recess! (They continue)
Ms. Keane: Now now, settle down. (They continue, getting louder and louder) Of course we are going to have recess! (No one can hear her, for the students are chanting too loud.) Class. (Finally, she gives up. She looks to Buttercup, who is sitting with her sisters, and nods)
Buttercup: (Flying up to the front of the class) QUIET!! (The students stop in their tracks and look up to Buttercup) Thank you. (Smiles sweetly and curtsies politely) Ms. Keane? (She flies down to her seat, leaving a stunned Ms. Keane at the front of the room)
Blossom: What was that?
Buttercup: (Back to her nasty self) It's called making people be quiet! Duh.
Blossom: No, not that. (Bubbles nods) You were being all cutesy.
Buttercup: (Turning a little pink) Oh, that. Uh, I was pretending to be Bubbles.
Bubbles: (A little offended, a little confused) Why?
Buttercup: (Nastily) Because I wanted to, that's why!
Bubbles: Oh.
Ms. Keane: (We stop watching the girls and see Ms. Keane again) Now class, like I said before, we are having a very special surprise. We're going to do the play Cinderella!
Powerpuff Girls: Yea!
All other students: (Singing song from the Disney movie) Cinderelly Cinderelly night and day it's Cinderelly-
Ms. Keane: (Interrupting) Actually, this version is a bit different. This version is a version that I wrote just for this class. (Beams) Now, I've already discussed this with all your parents. Our play will be in four weeks.
Mary: (Waving her hand in the air) Ms. Keane! Ms. Keane!!
Ms. Keane: Yes Mary?
Mary: Will everyone be in the play?
Pablo: Even me?
Ms. Keane: Even you.
Mitch: What am I gonna be?
Ms. Keane: Well, I'm not sure Mitch. I'm going to have all of you have an audition to find out what you're going to play!
Nancy: What's that?
Ms. Keane: An audition is where you come up and tell me what roles you'd like to play. Then you'll say some lines for me. After everyone comes up, I'll chose what roles you are!
Students: Yea!!
Ms. Keane: So lets get started-
Bubbles: Now?
Blossom: Shouldn't we get some time to prepare?
Princess: (Interrupting) Yeaaah. I need some time to get myself the perfectest acTor teacher so that I can be perfect for Cinderella! (To herself, with a snickering look on her face) Not that I'd get anything else, anyways.
Ms. Keane: Alright, we'll have our auditions. I'll send you with scripts so you can practice at home. Now lets begin to-
Girl 1: Recess?
Ms. Keane: (Taking a deep breath) No. Learning.
Narrator: The city of Townsville! A dramatic city with dramatic people. (We see a woman trip over a crack in the sidewalk.
Woman: (Overly dramatic) Oh no! I stubbed my toe!
People on the streets: (Singing as though in an opera) She stubbed her toe! Oh no on no! She. stubbed. her..TOOOOOOEEEEE!!!!!!!
Man: (Rushing in) Do not worry, my fair lady! I will save you!! (He helps her stand up)
Woman: Oh thank you, ever so much! I am eternally yours!! Will you marry me!
Narrator: Well, maybe not that dramatic. (We look over Townsville, watching the people on the streets say lines from famous performances)
Another Woman: Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, where art thou Romeo!
Ace: (To the rest of the Gang Green Gang) I'll be back!
Talking Dog, Three Men and Girl: Lions and tigers and bears,
Girl: Oh my!
Talking Dog: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Girl: AAAAH! A talking dog!!!
Handsome Man: To be or not to be, that is the question!
Ms. Keane: (Going to the school) Now class, I have a very special treat for you.
Girl 1: Recess?
Ms. Keane: No something else-
Boy 1: No recess?
Ms. Keane: Well.
Students: (Excluding the Powerpuff Girls. They are raising their arms in a chant) Recess! Recess! Recess! (They continue)
Ms. Keane: Now now, settle down. (They continue, getting louder and louder) Of course we are going to have recess! (No one can hear her, for the students are chanting too loud.) Class. (Finally, she gives up. She looks to Buttercup, who is sitting with her sisters, and nods)
Buttercup: (Flying up to the front of the class) QUIET!! (The students stop in their tracks and look up to Buttercup) Thank you. (Smiles sweetly and curtsies politely) Ms. Keane? (She flies down to her seat, leaving a stunned Ms. Keane at the front of the room)
Blossom: What was that?
Buttercup: (Back to her nasty self) It's called making people be quiet! Duh.
Blossom: No, not that. (Bubbles nods) You were being all cutesy.
Buttercup: (Turning a little pink) Oh, that. Uh, I was pretending to be Bubbles.
Bubbles: (A little offended, a little confused) Why?
Buttercup: (Nastily) Because I wanted to, that's why!
Bubbles: Oh.
Ms. Keane: (We stop watching the girls and see Ms. Keane again) Now class, like I said before, we are having a very special surprise. We're going to do the play Cinderella!
Powerpuff Girls: Yea!
All other students: (Singing song from the Disney movie) Cinderelly Cinderelly night and day it's Cinderelly-
Ms. Keane: (Interrupting) Actually, this version is a bit different. This version is a version that I wrote just for this class. (Beams) Now, I've already discussed this with all your parents. Our play will be in four weeks.
Mary: (Waving her hand in the air) Ms. Keane! Ms. Keane!!
Ms. Keane: Yes Mary?
Mary: Will everyone be in the play?
Pablo: Even me?
Ms. Keane: Even you.
Mitch: What am I gonna be?
Ms. Keane: Well, I'm not sure Mitch. I'm going to have all of you have an audition to find out what you're going to play!
Nancy: What's that?
Ms. Keane: An audition is where you come up and tell me what roles you'd like to play. Then you'll say some lines for me. After everyone comes up, I'll chose what roles you are!
Students: Yea!!
Ms. Keane: So lets get started-
Bubbles: Now?
Blossom: Shouldn't we get some time to prepare?
Princess: (Interrupting) Yeaaah. I need some time to get myself the perfectest acTor teacher so that I can be perfect for Cinderella! (To herself, with a snickering look on her face) Not that I'd get anything else, anyways.
Ms. Keane: Alright, we'll have our auditions. I'll send you with scripts so you can practice at home. Now lets begin to-
Girl 1: Recess?
Ms. Keane: (Taking a deep breath) No. Learning.