Ok ok so this is -still- from my first Neville story
I was writing a fic about him that was making my head spin in the midle of it i came Interlude I and right after this. I liked it, since i dont know if i'll ever type the rest i decided to do this part too... this is much more comic than the other.
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Intelude II - Hair desaster in Sweden
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Neville Longbotom was fuming. Why do bad things always ocur when we are far from home?
He was away from home right now and his shampoo - straighten soft soft's hair - was over. He had always used this same shampoo since the day his hair was born. And he always carried it with him. It remembered home and his parents. There was so many few things that we could trust these days but now it was all over.
Unfortunely this morning the botle was empty. He fastly dressed back and went to the hall. There he asked to the hotel lady the closest bath store.
The bath store was out of straighten soft soft's hair, he went to the next and the next 'till he had gone to all stores in the city and none had it.
In a kamikaze act he owled the company who made his shampoo. A few hours latter, still in need of a bath, he got an answer.
'Mister Longbotom
We received your protest (he had send a howler) and undestand your sorrow.
But with the difusion of a new spell this line of products is no trequired anymore.
We give you our condolences. and expect thet you thy a shampoo from our other lines.
ass. Mistress Soft
PS: With this letter you'll have 10% free buying over 20 galleons in our products.'
"Nooo" he screamed and went to his grandmother.
"What do you want me to do, dear?" she said "beat her?"
He got out of the hotel dinner room to the closest bath store. There he passed a couple of hours.
"Hey boy! didn't you chose? I have to close!" said the not so kind atendant. Neville blused with embarasement.
"I'll just take this one" and he picked any botle. while he walked back to the hotel - and to his much needed bath - he swore he would never buy anything from Mrs.Soft again. In his room he read the shampoo label: Buble Buble revolution by Mr.soft for all children. He sighed, at least it was not Mrs. Soft just her husband. And he wished that this one didn't stope being made.
-----End-----
Yes i do love the word 'but'
I do know i invented some words but I like them so they are stil there. And for the other wrong things just tell me I'll try t correct.
ALMOST FORGOT jkr OWNS IT ALL- INCLUDING ME IF SHE WANTS TO ADDOPT ME.
I was writing a fic about him that was making my head spin in the midle of it i came Interlude I and right after this. I liked it, since i dont know if i'll ever type the rest i decided to do this part too... this is much more comic than the other.
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Intelude II - Hair desaster in Sweden
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Neville Longbotom was fuming. Why do bad things always ocur when we are far from home?
He was away from home right now and his shampoo - straighten soft soft's hair - was over. He had always used this same shampoo since the day his hair was born. And he always carried it with him. It remembered home and his parents. There was so many few things that we could trust these days but now it was all over.
Unfortunely this morning the botle was empty. He fastly dressed back and went to the hall. There he asked to the hotel lady the closest bath store.
The bath store was out of straighten soft soft's hair, he went to the next and the next 'till he had gone to all stores in the city and none had it.
In a kamikaze act he owled the company who made his shampoo. A few hours latter, still in need of a bath, he got an answer.
'Mister Longbotom
We received your protest (he had send a howler) and undestand your sorrow.
But with the difusion of a new spell this line of products is no trequired anymore.
We give you our condolences. and expect thet you thy a shampoo from our other lines.
ass. Mistress Soft
PS: With this letter you'll have 10% free buying over 20 galleons in our products.'
"Nooo" he screamed and went to his grandmother.
"What do you want me to do, dear?" she said "beat her?"
He got out of the hotel dinner room to the closest bath store. There he passed a couple of hours.
"Hey boy! didn't you chose? I have to close!" said the not so kind atendant. Neville blused with embarasement.
"I'll just take this one" and he picked any botle. while he walked back to the hotel - and to his much needed bath - he swore he would never buy anything from Mrs.Soft again. In his room he read the shampoo label: Buble Buble revolution by Mr.soft for all children. He sighed, at least it was not Mrs. Soft just her husband. And he wished that this one didn't stope being made.
-----End-----
Yes i do love the word 'but'
I do know i invented some words but I like them so they are stil there. And for the other wrong things just tell me I'll try t correct.
ALMOST FORGOT jkr OWNS IT ALL- INCLUDING ME IF SHE WANTS TO ADDOPT ME.