Pt. 3: Aftermath

Narrator: After many hours, Soo and Nickger finally finished their meal, and joined the others in their unconscious bliss.

(We see Janga, Soo, Nickger, and Neyore passed out. Drew and Stiglet are heading to see if the others have awoken)

Drew: So how did you end up in the field ?

Stiglet: All I remember is seeing you running around with a beehive on your head.

Drew: That happened? I thought that was a side effect of the drugs.

Stiglet: Whatever. The others are right over there.

(They walk up to the pile. Their feet begin to get stuck)

Stiglet: Why is the grass so sticky?

Drew: Don't know, looks like a spider shit itself.

(They follow the sticky trail to Nickger and Soo.)

Drew: (Figuring it out) Oh That's not right!!!

Stiglet: Shit. The trail goes all the way into her pouch!!

Drew: Leave it to Nickger to make a mess like this.

Stiglet: Wonder how much he did. (Sticks his head inside Soo's pouch) Shit I'm stuck!

Drew: Dumbass.

Stigler: Let me out of here.

(Drew slowly steps away, out of sight, just as Janga awakens)

Janga: What. WHAT THE HELL?

(Soo awakens. So does Nickger.)

Nickger: Traitor! Going after my bitch!

Janga: What did you just call my sister?

Soo: (moans) I feel all funny inside.

Stiglet: Shit! (Pulls head out) Sorry abut that.

Nickger: SORRY? Come here you little bastard!

Janga: You're the bastard! What did you call my sister?!

Soo: I think he called me his bitch…..Wait a minute!

(The four start to beat on each other. Meanwhile, Neyore and Drew are sitting in a tree watching it.)

Drew: That another side effect?

Neyore: I don't think so. You plan this?

Drew: I plan nothing. I just play things out as they go. (Looks up) It's about to get better.

(Cabbit is falling from the sky. He falls past the tree, the fight, trough Ropher's hole, straight into the core of the Earth)

Neyore: Shit. Great dive. (Starts to toke up) What do we do now?

Drew: We do nothing. You toke, they fight. I go home, eat, jerk off, sleep, the I stop the fight.

(Cabbit starts to climb out of the hole)

Drew: Screw that. Grab some weed and follow me.

(The two go to the hole. They drop weed into the hole. It's starts to burn as Drew covers the hole.)

Neyore: What was the point of that?

Drew: Give it a minute.

(Ropher, stoned, pops out of another hole.)

Ropher: Wow… I can see EVERYTHING!!

(He bumps into Cabbit and the two stumble into the brawl.)

Neyore: Good call. Now what?

Drew: We could stop the fight, but it's about to become a rather sticky situation.

(The 6 fighters roll right into the sticky grass. They stop fighting and discover that they are stuck.)

Nickger: Hmm… Trapped by my own fluids. How ironic.

Stiglet: This sucks.

Janga: Maybe. It was definitely sucked before.

Drew: That was sick… You'll be the first to get free. (Pulls out some scissors. Cuts the grass holding Stiglet and Janga.) Anyone else?

Janga: Wait a minute. (Kicks Nickger full force in the nuts.) That's for calling Soo your bitch.

Nickger: This isn't my day.

Drew: All in favour of leaving Soo and Nickger stuck here?

Cabbit, Ropher, Janga, Stiglet, Neyore: Aye.

Drew: All opposed?

Soo: Nay!

Nickger: Why are you opposed?

Soo: I already had my fun today. I need some time to recuperate.

Drew: Right. All in favour of leaving Nickger stuck?

Cabbit, Ropher, Soo, Janga, Stiglet, Neyore: Aye.

Drew: Opposed?

Nickger: Nay!

Neyore: 7 to 1. Enjoy.

Nickger: I'll get you for this Drew.

Narrator: And so, the 7 animals went home, leaving Nickger to freeze his balls off in the night.

The End (Of Story Three)