The Legend of Zelda: The Moose of Evil
Chapter 2: Ganon's needs Link's help!! HAHAHA!
Hylian Kid: DISCLAIMER!! I don't own the Legend of Zelda. 'Nuff said. READ!! (earthquake)
When we last left Ganon off, he was headed to Kokiri Forest to ask Link for help. Hehe.
Ganon: STOP LAUGHING!!!
(casts fireball on Ganon)
Ganon: Point taken. I'll go now.
Ganon enters Kokiri Forest. Oh boy.
All Kokiri: AHHHH! IT'S GANON!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!
And they all run away. Good. Ganon then finds Link's house and knocks on his door.
Link: (opens door) Ganon? What do you want?
Ganon: Uh...............
Link: C'mon, Ganon. Spit it out!
Ganon: I need you...to come....uh...
Link: (draws Master Sword) Ganon, I mean it, what do you want?
Ganon: O.O; Uh...my castle was taken over by a moose...
Link: Huh? That's it?
Ganon: Uh...yeah...can you help me?
Link: YOU need MY help? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hylian Kid, Audience, Squirrels, Canned Yams: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ganon: STOP LAUGHING!!!!
SFX: (cricket chirping)
So, anyway, Ganon and Link go to Ganon's Castle.
Ganon: (to Link) Watch this. (knocking on door) Hey, moose! Gimme back my castle!
Moose: (opens door) O_____________________O
Link: (raises eyebrow) This...is the moose?
Ganon: Yeah, weird isn't it?
Link: Uh...you could say that.
Moose: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (explodes sending Link and Ganon flying)
Now both of them are lying on the ground burnt......badly.
Link: Is this some kind of joke?
Ganon: No. It's real.
Link: So, you're telling me that you, the "almighty King of Evil", can't even get your castle back from an exploding moose. Hey, who wrote this story anyw—
WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS FANFIC FOR A BREAKING NEWS BULLITIN!
Tingle: Rich, chocolate Ovaltine!
AND NOW BACK TO YOUR ORIGINALLY SCHELDULED FANFIC.
Link: Maybe we should ask Zelda.
Ganon: Good idea.
So, Link and Ganon head to Hyrule Castle to ask Princess Zelda for her he—
WE INTERRUPT THIS FANFIC WITH ANOTHER BREAKING NEWS BULLITIN!
Tingle: I love Oxiclean!
(Hylian Kid chases Tingle off the stage)
Tingle! Get back here! And you, big letter announcer guy, stop interrupting my fanfic!
BUT THE LITTLE UGLY FAIRY TOLD ME TOO.
Don't listen to the little ugly fairy! He's taking too much Flintstones Vitamins!
OKAY. I WON'T INTERRUPT YOUR FANFIC NO MORE.
Stop speaking in big letters!
I CAN'T HELP IT.
Fine. You know what? I'm tired, so I'll write the next chapter soon. I swear if that little ugly fairy comes back I'll—
Tingle: Dee dee dee da dee singing some stupid fairy song!! WOO!
Get back here! (chases Tingle off stage)