Pt. 4: Dreams

Narrator: It was a dreary morning in the 40 ½ acre wood. But that had no effect on Drew, who was out for a walk.

Drew: Shh… Everyone's asleep.

Narrator: So why are you awake?

Drew: They say you learn about people by what they say in their sleep.

Narrator: So you plan to listen to them?

Drew: Then bribe them. I'm a bear of sizeable brains and much free time.

Narrator: Another question what's with the machine?

Drew: This will allow me to SEE their dreams.

Narrator: Oh boy…

(Drew makes his way to Stiglet's house)

Drew: Let us test, and record little Stiglet's dreams.

(Places the machine on Stiglet's head. The picture is fuzzy)

Drew: Hold on (Messes with the Antenna. Picture becomes clear. ) Perfect.

(Picture shows Stiglet surrounded by female pigs. He's fucking them all at once.)

Stiglet: zzz…..Ya like that don't ya ..zzz

Drew: I could have lived without seeing that.

Narrator: What now?

Drew: (Goes over to a sink.) Now we have fun.

(Fills a bowl and places Stiglet's hand in it)

Drew: Now off to Cabbit's and Neyore's, then the lovebirds.

Narrator: This will be a long night… I'll be out back.

(Drew continues his journey. He ends up at Cabbit's. Cabbit is passed out in the field)

Drew: Wonder what he's dreaming about? (Points to Cabbit's hand, which is holding his dick)

(Places the machine on Cabbit's head. He fixes the antenna.)

Drew: That's just wrong! (Picture show Cabbit stuffing a carrot in his ass whilst jerking off)

I'm getting out of here before this goes further…

Narrator: Where to next. Ropher's?

Drew: No. It would take to long to find him. Nickger's next.

Narrator: I have a bad feeling about this.

(After a while Drew makes it to Nickger's. He tries the door)

Drew: Shit (Looks at the chimney.) Double shit.

(Drew climbs down chimney and hit's the fireplace.)

Drew: Ouch. (Looks at Nickger) Glad he's a heavy sleeper.

(Walks over to Nickger. Places machine on his head)

(Picture is of Nickger muttering something.)

Nickger: Little fuck. Your ass is mine Drew, You'll pay….zzz

Drew: I'm getting out of here before he wakes up.

Narrator: You need a new writer. You've used the same line twice.

Drew: Shut up voice box. Now to the Kangaroo's…

(Drew starts walking, and hears a voice behind him)

Voice: Drew! What brings you out on a day like this?

Drew: (looks behind him. An owl is there) Fowul! Long story..

Fowul: I got nothing but time. What's with the machine?

Drew: Let's me see people's dreams.

Fowul: Anything good?

Drew: The best is yet to come.

Fowul: I'd join you, but I got work to do.

Drew: Work?

Fowul: They pay me 50$ to stay out of sight.

Drew: God deal. Later!

(Fowl flies off. Drew continues till he reaches Janga and Soo's house. He sneaks in the window.)

Drew: (Looking around) Seems I'm in Soo's room. This ought to be good.

(Places the machine over Soo's head. The image in torn. Drew fixes the antenna)

(The image shows Soo whipping Nickger and Stiglet whilst they fuck her.)

Drew: (Disgusted voice) I won't be sleeping for a good while thanks to that.

Narrator: Finished yet?

Drew: One more.

Narrator: Janga?

Drew: Nope. These Kangaroo's are sick-minded. We're heading to Neyores!

(Drew walks to Neyore's the donkey is out flat in front of his hut.)

Drew: I should be recording this.

(Places the machine on Neyore's head. The picture is clear.)

(Image shows Neyore, Einstein and Newton sitting around smoking up.)

Neyore: Wow.

Einstein: Wow.

Newton: You two said the same thing….Wow….

(Turns machine off)

Drew: Didn't't see that coming…

(The picture goes wide. The image we see is on the machine, which rests on Drew's head. It is being watched by the author)

Author: Bet you didn't't see this one coming either!

The End (Of Story 4)