Hylian Kid: Geez, I'm cookin' up these chapters fast! I'd pretty much hit my head on the keyboard...wait...(hits head on keyboard three times) there that makes 54 times. Sorry, I ate too many boxes of Nerds last night so bear with me.
Tingle: (whispering from off stage) C'mon say it!
Hylian Kid: (sigh) Presenting...my sidekick...(sigh) Tingle...
Tingle jumps out from off stage but trips over the microphone cord and falls flat on his face.
Audience: (laughing like crazy)
Hylian Kid: (laughing) Now THAT'S funny!
Tingle: (gets up, dusts himself off, and tackles Hylian Kid)
Hylian Kid: Hey—Get—off—me—you—little-----GUARDS!!
Hylian Kid's guards come and arrest Tingle.
Hylian Kid: HA! That's for trying to kill me! Anywho, let's begin this fanfic before Tingle gets out of prison. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. (ahem) And now for the disclaimer. I do not own Legend of Zelda. I do not own anything. THE END!
Link: (knocks on Zelda's door)
Zelda: (answers) Hello, Link. Hello, Ganon. (realizes what she said) O_O Ganon?! What are you doing here?!
Ganon: We came to ask for your help. Uh...
Link: Ganon, just tell her for cryin' out loud!
Ganon: (sighs) Okay, my castle was taken over by a moose...
Zelda: A...moose?
Link: I know! Isn't it funny?!? (laughing)
Zelda: Well, yes, but also...(starts laughing)
Hyrule Castle Town: (laughing)
Hyrule Field: (laughing)
Moose: (laughing)
Zoras: (laughing)
Dekus: (laughing)
Gorons: (laughing)
Gerudos: (laughing)
Dead Sheikahs: (laughing)
Kokiri: (laughing)
Fish: (laughing)
Scarecrows: (laughing)
Termina: (laughing)
The whole world: (laughing)
Ganon: (booming voice) STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!
Link/Zelda/Castle Town/Hyrule Field/Moose/Zoras/Dekus/Gorons/Gerudos/Dead Sheikahs/Kokiri/Fish/Scarecrows/Termina/World: O_____________________________O
Whew! That was a mouthful!
Ganon: Okay, now, will you two idiots help me?
Link: (really ticked off. Oh boy.) That's it! (draws sword and tackles Ganon)
So, anyway, Link and Ganon are in a gut-wrenching, head-exploding, beard-growing brawl.
Zelda: Please, stop fighting!
Link and Ganon: (stop fighting)
Zelda: Now, Ganon take us to your castle and we'll try to figure this out.
Ganon leads Link and Zelda to his castle and run into some trouble...
Hylian Kid: Well, the chapter has ended and my "sidekick" hasn't even come back yet! This is my lucky day!
Tingle: Hello, Hylian Kid! I've come back to fulfill my goal to make your life miserable and to bug you as much as possible!
Hylian Kid: Hoop-dee-doo. Well, guess what?
Tingle: What?
Hylian Kid: FRENCH FRIES!! (holds up a Super Size fries from McDonalds) FETCH! (throws fries off stage)
Tingle: (slow-mo: As the fries fly through the air, Tingle leaps up high but misses the fries and hits his head on a lamppost and is knocked out)
Hylian Kid: YAY!!! REJOICE!! (does weird Swedish dance) Anyway, that's the end of this chapter. Next chapter up soon!!