Note: If this Chapter doesn't offend you, nothing will -Drew

Pt. 8: The Great Flood

Narrator: It was a cold blustery day in the 40 ½ acre wood, and a strange feeling was in the air. Due to the weather, the cast sat in their homes doing whatever fucked-up animals do.

(We see 2 crates outside Nickger's house. One is labelled "Viagra", the other labelled "Female Viagra")

Narrator: I have a bad feeling about this. I'm going on break…

(Inside, near an open window, we see empty bottles of both products. Nickger and Soo can be heard moaning close by)

Soo: Oh God, oh god, I'm gonna cum like I've never cum before!!

Nickger: This stuff is great. HOLY SHIT!!

(We cut to outside the window. A waterfall of cum begins to flow heavily from it. A small lake begins to form, as more moaning is heard and another wave flows out.)

Neyore: (from a far) Uh-oh. Better clear my weed out before that lake hits here. (Pulls plants from ground and runs) Better call a jizzmopper in here!

(We see Cabbit sitting outside his house. He looks at the clouds)

Cabbit: Storm's coming, I can feel it in my balls. Course that could be from when Janga kicked the in… (He runs inside and boards up his windows)

(We cut to Ropher's hole. He is looking at a flyer for Chapters)

Ropher: Oh man…50% off…100% off selected titles! Oh God!!

(We see a geyser of cum blast from the hole. It starts flowing on the ground, mixing with the other lake)

Ropher: (looking at now-river of cum) I bet I get blamed for this.

(The storm Cabbit predicted is starting. The heavy rain mixes with the flood of cum as it continues to flow.)

(Fowul is flying close to the ground. A large wave of cum flies up and knocks him into a tree)

Fowul: I thought my day couldn't get any weirder!

Narrator: (back from break) Well, now with the flood in full steam, what are the other cast members doing to stop it?

(We see Drew with his head stuck in a honey pot)

Drew: I knew this Disney replica was booby-trapped!

(We see Stiglet asleep on a chair in his house. We also see Janga's house, surrounded by sandbags blocking the cum.)

Janga: At least I saw this one cumming (laughs) I told the author the viagra was a mistake but no one listens to me!

Narrator: Well, I guess they're all screwed/ Bye-Bye! (Runs off in Car)

(We now see the cum/water flooding out of Drew and Stiglet's homes. Stiglet is still asleep on the chair and Drew's honey pot balances on the flood with him above it.)

Drew: (Pulling head out, still balancing on pot.) Stupid Pot. (Looks around) What's with all the white? (Sees a squirrel trying to get free of the cum.) What the hell is going on?

(Sees Fowul stuck to a tree)

Fowul: When I said stick me back in the story I didn't mean like this!!

Drew: (Wide-eyed) That's it I'm going back in (sticks head back in pot again)

(We see Stiglet finally waking up)

Stiglet: What a screwy dream. I dreamt the whole wood was covered in white stuff. (Looks around) Hmm… wonder if this has anything to do with that shit I ate last night.

(Stiglet pulls himself off the chair)

Stiglet: Allright. So I'm floating down a river of cum on a chair that's slowly sinking. Well, like they say, Asses the situation calmly…THEN PANIC!! I'm gonna drown in jizz!!

(Finally, we get back to Nickger's house. He and Soo sit recovering on the floor)

Nickger: Wonder what happened to all our cum?

Soo: Let's look outside. It had to go somewhere.

(They look outside and see the flood)

Both: Uh-oh.

(They see Drew in his pot and Stiglet on his chair)

Soo: They're in deep…something. We gotta help them.

Nickger: Do you really want to tread neck deep in animal jizz?

Soo: Not really. Your right, they'll be saved. Either that or we become unemployed.

(They stare blankly at each other)

Nickger: Get a boat. Let's go.

(We see s "safe-house" high in a tree. Neyore, Janga and Cabbit are inside staring at the damage)

Neyore: Looks bad down there. Think they're goners?

Janga: It's they're fault for not being ready. Looks like someone else is out there.

Cabbit: Who?

Janga: Looks like they're trying a rescue attempt.

Cabbit: Should we do something?

Neyore: I'll call a jizzmopper in here.

Janga: (wide-eyed) whatever.

(We see the rescue boat nearing Drew. His honey pot is filled with rain water from earlier)

Nickger: We better get him out of there.

Soo: Ya, I don't think he'll want to die like that.

Drew: (from inside pot, gurgling voice) "Floating down river, all covered in jizz.."

(They pull him into the boat and remove the pot)

Drew: Air!! Sweet Sweet Air!! (Looks at the river then the others.) You did this, didn't you?

Soo: Maybe

(They continue, and pass Ropher, who is stuck head first in a hole of a tree)

Ropher: Hm! Hmm! Mmm mmm!!

Nickger: What he say?

Drew: Something about his head being stuck up his ass.

(They pull him out)

Drew: Get your head out of your ass!! (Sees Chapters flyer) Shit, you helped with this??

Ropher: A little.

Drew: AHH!! Look, let's get the pig and the you can explain yourselves. What am I saying, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!

(Stiglet's chair is slowly sinking. We see Stiglet with a Captain's hat and pipe standing on the chair)

Stiglet: Well, I'm going down with my ship.

(The boat pass by and grabs Stiglet as the chair sinks below the surface)

Stiglet: If I'm dead, I must be in hell.

Nickger: Your not dead, just….

Soo: a little sticky. It's not so bad. It was worse when you ate me out.

Stiglet: True.

Nickger: Ya…When he WHAT!!! You, him, what?

Soo: Uhh..

Stiglet: Uhh…

Drew: (Inflating life raft) We'll leave you to your fight. Come patsy! (He an Ropher jump in)

***10 Minutes Later***

(The group are in the safe house)

Ropher: So what's the outcome?

Nickger: It seems the pig and her we're screwing each other while I was with her.

Soo: So we're over.

Stiglet: The thrill of behind-the-back is gone. It's also over.

Drew: Can you feel the love being sucked out of this room?

Neyore: (Walking in) The jizzmoppers arrived. They say it'll take a week to clean everything.

Janga: Shit. So what do we do now?

Neyore: The author is paying for hotels. They're cheap but they'll do.

Drew: Ok. So see ya'll in a week,.

Group: Later

(Everyone leaves)

Fowul: (Still stuck to tree) Hello? Hello? It's cold and sticky out here. Hello? Bastards!!

The End (of Story 8)