Star Trek Voyager: Their Pokémon Adventure
A/N: I know Pokémon is very old, but I haven't seen a Pokémon/Voyager crossover, so I'm making one up. Lance and Lorelei, part of the Elite Four, have left the Four to pursue their own interests. Voyager, however, is taking a much needed break to explore the Delta Quadrant's phenomenon (basically nebulae that Captain Janeway likes 0_o)& playing in the holodeck. (You have to find out what the game is!)
Enjoy!
~CaptainKJ
Chapter One:
Starfleet&Their Stupid Shuttles
*In the Pokémon World*
Lance *throwing a Pokéball*: Go, Blastoise! Hydro Pump!
Lorelei: Cloyster, Blizzard!
Lance: Lorelei, your heart is sooo cold...Blastoise, return! *throws another Pokéball* Go, Charizard! Fire Spin!
Lorelei: Cloyster, withdraw!
Lance: Seismic Toss, Charizard! Ha, how do you like it now, Lore?
Lorelei: Lance, that's not my name!
Lance *pouting*: But I like that! It's cute!!!
Lorelei: Ice Beam!
*Flash of light envelops Lance, Lorelei and their Pokémon*
*On Voyager our heroes are in the Holodeck, playing&watching...uh...*
Janeway: Go, Pikachu! Thunderwave!
*You guessed it-Pokémon!*
Chakotay: Sandslash, Dig!
Janeway: What an embarrassing tactic! Pikachu, quick attack!
Chakotay: I guess the first officer is better then his captain!
*Sandslash hits Pikachu from underneath*
Janeway: Oh no! Pikachu, agility!
Chakotay: Sandslash, scrat-
*The ship shakes*
Janeway: What the hell- *taps commbadge* Kim, status!
Kim *from the comm speakers* A Starfleet shuttle hit us. Designation NCC-74756.
Janeway: Hail them, Ensign. It must've been one of the ones you crashed, Chakotay.
Chakotay: Yeah, maybe.
Kim: No response.
*Meanwhile, before they hit Voyager, on the shuttle our Pokémon heroes are on*
Lance: Cool, Starfleet shuttle!
Lorelei *Holding her Pokéballs* Return, everybody! What? Starfleet?
Lance: Remember the stuff I watched on the island? Star Trek? This is one of their shuttles. I can't really pilot one of these...*pushes multiple buttons*
Lorelei *putting her stuff back on her belt*: Lance, you dumbass, don't push those buttons!
*Shuttle jumps to warp*
Lance: Oops.
Lorelei *seething*: Stupid, now how do we get out of here?
Lance: Maybe this red button oughtta do it. *pushes it to Lorelei's dismay*
*Shuttle lurches, hits Voyager*
Lorelei: You idiot, you hit something!
Lance: I think it was another ship.
Kim *On comm*: This is the Starship Voyager. Please respond.
Lorelei: Respond, doofus!
Lance: Which one is it?
*On Voyager*
Janeway: Tractor it!
Chakotay: Belay that!
Janeway: That's an order!
Chakotay: Belay that!
Janeway *Looking at Commander Chakotay*: Who's the Captain?
Chakotay: You.
Janeway: And who gives out the orders?
Chakotay: You.
Janeway *smirking*: And who's the most powerful person here?
Chakotay: You.
Janeway: Then why are you belaying my orders?
Chakotay: Because it's fun! *grins*
*Janeway slaps Chakotay*
Janeway *muttering*: Stupid Marquis. *in a normal voice* Transport any people in there to the brig.
*Meanwhile*
Lance: What the heck?
Lorelei: It's not my fault!
*Disappear in a beam*
*On Voyager, in the Brig*
Janeway: Who the heck are you?
Lance *with sparkles in his eyes*: Wow, is that really you, Captain Janeway? I'm your biggest fan! And you're really sexy-
*Lorelei punches Lance*
Lorelei: I'm Lorelei and this is Lance, of the Elite Four. Or formerly.
Janeway: No way! Lorelei and Lance in the flesh! I'm your biggest fan!
Lorelei *perplexed* You have Pokémon here?
Janeway: It's a game here. We have a Pokémon arena here. So that means...*excited* you have real Pokémon here?!
Lorelei: Yeah.
Janeway: Cool! Let them out.
*Forcefield comes down*
Lorelei: Lance, come on, were out. And don't drool in front of the Captain.
Lance: I-I-I can-can-can-can't he-he-help it if sh-sh-she's th-th-tha-that se-se-sexy... *kisses the Captain*
Lorelei: Goddammit... *grabs Lance's ear* Come on, Lance, she probably has a boyfriend already, and she needs air.
Lance: Wow.
Janeway: Uh...wow, Lance, but I already have a boyfriend. *smiles*
Lance *heartbroken*: Oh no! *huddles up, back to the captain, crying.*
Lorelei: Lance...Lance...
Lance: I wanna go home!
A/N: Well, how did you like this? Will Lance survive his time on Voyager? Will he get revenge on the Captain for breaking his heart? How will Lorelei cope with being stuck with Lance on an unknown ship with unknown people?
Stay Tuned...
Lorelei: Lance, look on the bright side. You have me.
Lance: But I loved the Captain! *pouts*
Janeway *in Lorelei's bag*: Pokéballs! A Pokédex! Items! *Lets Pokémon out* A Pikachu!
Pikachu: CHU! *shocks Janeway*
And how will Janeway deal with Pokémon fever? ^^;
CaptainKJ: Captain Janeway?
Janeway *looking up from Pikachu, stroking him*: Yeah, what?
CaptainKJ: Um...you're supposed to be electrocuted.
Janeway: Oh. *falls over*
CaptainKJ: A little to the right.
Janeway: Oh. *moves*
Lorelei *noticing Janeway*: Oh Pikachu, what did you do?
Pikachu: Chu Chu Pika. Pika Pika Chu Chu.
Lorelei *picking Pikachu up*: You naughty Pikachu, she's my friend.
CaptainKJ: Isn't this supposed to end already??
Lorelei: Alright, already!
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