Star Trek Voyager: Their Pokémon Adventure
Chapter Three
Ice Queen vs. Ice Queen
*in the holodeck*
Seven *staring at her PADD*: This Pokémon fad is irrelevant, although I find myself enjoying this.
Lorelei *putting Pokébelts around her Pokémon*: Of course, Seven. Maybe you should get some.
Seven: Later.
Janeway *polishing her hologram Pokéballs (which I can't find the reason why she would do that)*: This is exciting. Pity the trio can't come.
Lorelei: Well...ready? *puts Pokémon in their balls*
Janeway: Sure thing!
*Lorelei and Janeway go to their places*
Tuvok: This is a six Pokémon match. No time limit. Ready...Begin.
Lorelei: Go, Dewgong! *throws the Pokéball*
Janeway: Bad choice. Pikachu, go! Thundershock!
Lorelei: Ooh. Bad choice. Aurora beam!
*Pikachu faints*
Lance: Go Lorelei!
Ensign Nobody: SHUT UP!
Janeway: Pikachu return! Go, Venasaur! Solar Beam!
Lorelei: Aurora beam, again!
*The beams meet in mid-air, causing an explosion of indefinite proportions*
Lorelei: Ahh! Dewgong! *covers her eyes*
Janeway: Venasaur!
*They both look at the middle of the arena, where there is a crater*
Lorelei&Janeway: OH SHIT!
*Cloud clears*
Lorelei: Dewgong, are you okay?
*Dewgong gets up*
Janeway: Venasaur?
Tuvok: Venasaur is unable to attack, winner is Dewgong!
*Crowd boos, except for Lance*
Lance: Go Lorelei!
Lorelei: You've done great, Dewgong! Return! *Holds Pokéball out*
Janeway: Go, Abra!
Lorelei: Go, Blastoise! Fill the crater with water!
Janeway: What?
Lorelei: Return Blastoise! Go, Jynx! Ice beam!
Janeway: Teleport into the water!
Lorelei: I wasn't going to attack your Abra, but it was expected anyway.
*water freezes*
Janeway: Ha! It teleported away when you weren't paying attention! Confusion!
Lorelei: Pound!
*Abra teleports away*
Janeway: Tsk, tsk. *wags finger* I thought the Elite Four was harder than this.
Lorelei: Stupid...Metronome!
Janeway: Come on...
Lorelei: Come on...
*Both cross fingers*
*Smog appears*
Lorelei: *Coughs* Lucky me.
Janeway: Shit. It knocked out Abra.
Lorelei: Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Lance: Go Lorelei!
Everybody in the audience: SHUT UP!
Janeway: Go, Typhlosion! Flame wheel!
Lorelei: Jynx! Pound!
*doors swish open*
Chakotay: Wow, they're battling!
Tom: Look at Lorelei! She's determined.
Harry: It's the Ice Queen vs. the Ice Queen!
Lorelei: Shut up. Oh no! Jynx, return! Go, Blastoise! Hydro Pump!
Janeway: Don't try that on me! Dodge it, and give it a Flamethrower!
Lorelei: Withdraw!
Janeway: Iron Tail!
*Silence*
Janeway: Huh? I said Iron Tail!
Lorelei: Your Pokémon is KO'ed! But how?
Janeway: The water melted, and it stepped into it! Return!
Lorelei: Hah, three down. Three to go!
*6 hours later and 50 coffee breaks*
Lorelei: Ugh!
Janeway: Yeah...
*flash of light envelops them*
*Meanwhile...at the arena*
Lance: Who wants to stop at the next planet and get some booze?
Everybody: Yeay!
*In the Pokémon world*
Ash: We're lost again!
Misty: Oh...no...
Brock: Man oh man, I miss Joy and Jenny!
*Flash of light*
Janeway: What the hell?
Lorelei: Yeay, I'm back!
Brock: Ohhh!
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o.0 What is Brock mooning over now? And who has sent Janeway and Lorelei to the Pokémon world?
What's Lance and Co doing now? What is the next planet? And where's Q when you need him?
Q: Right here, you stupid author!
CaptainKJ: I'm not stupid. For your info, I make straight A's.
Q: Stupid.
Captain: You're stupid!
Q: Humph. *snaps*
J.T: Huh? CaptainKJ? And who the heck are you? Where am I?
Q: I'm Q.
J.T: Queer. Now why am I here?
Q: To show Miss Stubborn that she is stupid.
J.T: She makes good grades. She's not stupid at all.
Q: Humph.
J.T: But you, you look stupid. And you probably are.
Q: How dare you!
J.T *smiling*: Well, stupider than CaptainKJ there. See ya, Captain!
Captain: See ya, J.T!
(J.T's one of my best friends.)