Star Trek Voyager: Their Pokémon Adventure

Chapter 4

Lance and Co. Make a Big Slash or Netted In!

*in the Pokémon world*

Brock *rushing over to Janeway*: Wow...you're beautiful...I'm in love...

Lorelei *putting a hand up to block Brock*: Oh no you don't! I know you, Brock of Pewter City. You're the one trying to get a girl.

Janeway: Uh, Lorelei...

Lorelei *looking at Janeway*: Kathryn, don't butt in.

*Meanwhile...*

Chakotay *hiccupping and slurring*: Wow, Lance, *hic*, This was a *hic* good idea!

Lance: *hic* Another one, Chuckles?

Harry: Wait till *hic* the Captain sees us *hic*! She'll be *hic* joining us *hic*!

Tom: Oooh...this hits the spot. *hic*

*On the other side of the mess hall*

Seven: They will experience major hangovers.

B'Elanna: But not Tom. I've seen him chug 7 beers and still be walking straight. Any news of the Captain?

Seven: No. It seems that she has been taken between universes.

Q: Who said universes?

B'Elanna: Q, you pe'tak! Go away!

Seven *ignoring B'Elanna*: I did.

Q: Seven! How nice to see you.

Seven: It's a pleasure to meet you. Now, I must attend to my duties-getting these men to sickbay.

*Meanwhile*

Janeway: I'm Captain Kathryn Janeway from the Starship Voyager...

Misty: Come on Brock, she's probably not intrested in you.

Ash: You said Captain Janeway. You're Captain Janeway from Star Trek, right? No way! I'm your biggest fan!

Janeway: So everybody says. *sighs*

Pikachu: Pika Pika Pi!

Janeway *looking down*: Hello Pikachu! How nice to see you! *picks him up* What a nice coat you have!

Ash: Thank you. So Lorelei, aren't you going to battle me?

Lorelei: I'm not in the Elite Four anymore.

Ash: Oh. Aren't you going to battle me anyway?

Lorelei: No, I need to get my Pokémon back to the center anyway.

Ash: Pikachu, come here.

Pikachu *shaking his head*: Pikachu Chu Pika.

Ash: What? Hey, you're my Pokémon!

Janeway: Here. *hands Ash his Pokémon*

*Pikachu struggles against Ash as a net drops over them*

Jesse: Prepare for trouble!

James: And make that double-hey, is that Captain Kathryn Janeway from Voyager? Wow! Can I have your autograph?

Jesse *slapping Jame's head*: You idiot, we're here for the Pokémon! Wait, is that Lorelei from the Elite Four? *jumps down* Hand over any Pokéballs you have, all of you.

Lorelei: Team Rocket!

Ash: That was what I was going to say.

Lorelei: Sorry, kiddo, but you're going to leave this in my hands.

Janeway: No you're not. *takes phaser out and opens it*

Ash *whispering*: That's crazy, Captain.

Lorelei: What are you doing?

Janeway *throwing the phaser at the balloon*: Here-there's a parting gift.

*Balloon blows up*

Jesse: What the hell did you do to my balloon?

Janeway *smirking*: Federation secret.

Jesse: I'm getting out of here! *Runs away*

Lorelei: Now how do we get out of this net?

Janeway: Um....the phaser...

*pieces of the phaser fall to the ground*

Ash: Hey, we could use our Pokémon!

Everybody else: That's stupid!

Brock: There's no room for a Pokémon!

*collective sigh*

*Meanwhile, the Voyager is in the Alpha Quadrant...*

Lance *to Quark*: I found some things we can trade! *Holds out extra Pokéballs-courtesy of Lorelei*

Quark: Hmmm...and you say this is from another universe? I'll give you 4 bottles.

Chakotay: 10 bottles.

Quark: No more than eight.

Lance: Deal, give us the best stuff in the Alpha Quadrant. Big bottles...

*On the Voyager, docked with the Enterprise-E*

Seven: Stupid men.

B'Elanna: Hear, hear!

Crusher: They won't come running to me when their heads are bursting to hell.

Q: Hello, ladies...

Everybody: Q!

Q: Of course it's Q! *pointing with B'Elanna and Seven* You weren't supposed to be back to the Alpha Quadrant yet! *pointing to Troi and Crusher* You're supposed to be in space, not at DS9!

Seven: We found a wormhole that goes to the Alpha Quadrant.

Q: I see... *disappears*

*Meanwhile...an hour passes*

Janeway: Ugh...

Lorelei: I wanna go home!

Ash: I'm late for the competition!

Misty: Bugs!

Brock: Come here, Kathryn, and I'll rub your back...

Janeway: I have a boyfriend.

Q *in a hat and short clothes*: Are you guys in trouble?

Janeway: Yeah, can't you see?

Q: Well, I'll get you out, if you battle me.

Ash: You're on! I'm Ash of Pallet Town!

Q: I'm Quinn of Mahogany Town. *takes out Charizard* Cut...

*net falls apart*

Janeway: Thanks, Quinn...hey, you look like someone I know...

Q *sweating*: It's probably a coincidence...Ash, are you ready?

Ash: Of course!

*an hour later*

Ash: Let's call this a draw.

Q: Let's. Where are you going?

Ash: The Johto League, that's what.

Janeway: We're walking? Oh no...

Misty: You could get a bike...

Q: I have one. Here, you can use this. *gets out bike*

Janeway: Thanks Quinn!

*Meanwhile, on Voyager...*

Seven: This place smells! *clamping nose*

B'Elanna: Those pe'taks better stop or face the wrath of Torres...

Troi: I hate this...

Crusher: I'm out of hyposprays, how do I explain it to Medical...

EMH: Oh, you could always replicate one.

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What's happened to the Voyager now? Will Lance and Co stop drinking? Why is Q in the Pokémon world? How will Janeway get back?

*behind the scenes*

Janeway: Chakotay...*waves hand in front of his face*

Tom: He's in that state...with the spirit guide.

Harry: Yeah. Captain....

Q: Hello...*snaps*

Fleet Captain Kate Janeway (from Voyager: The Next Generation): Okay...where am I?

Janeway: Huh? Who's this? You're not Fleet Captain!

Kate: Yes, I am!

Janeway: NO you aren't.

Kate: Yes, I am!

*after an hour*

Kate: Yes...I...am...damnit, do you have any coffee that's black?

Janeway: Yeah! I have some...follow me...

Tom: Wow, coffee bonds them together...I wonder what relation she has to Janeway...

Chakotay: My spirit guide says that I should seek out a relationship with a close friend...*follows Janeway*

Harry: Hey, Seven! Can I go out with you?

Seven: Humph. *slaps Harry*

Tom: Ooh, rejected!