Star Trek Voyager: Their Pokémon Adventure
Chapter Five
Little q or Pokémon Uproar
Janeway: What the hell?
Crowd: I want your autograph!
Lorelei *grabbing Janeway's hand*: Come on!
Janeway: Where are we going? *starts running*
Lorelei: The radio tower!
Q: Hurry! *closes door to the tower*
DJ Mary: Quinn! What the hell?
Q: No time, put yourself on the air. I've got a guest.
*Meanwhile...*
Picard: I feel funny...
q: Oh dear...*snaps sending the men to sickbay*
Troi: Finally...*eats sundae*
Beverly: Computer, activate the EMH.
Seven: Good idea.
B'Elanna: A toast to q for finally getting rid of the menace that is men!
q: I'm male!
B'Elanna: But you can't get drunk. *laughs* Where's the captain, though?
*In the Radio Tower...*
DJ Mary: I'm here today with the famous Captain Kathryn Janeway!
Janeway: Thank you.
DJ Mary: So, what's your opinion of the future of the Pokémon world? Is it going to be like Star Trek Voyager?
Janeway: Eventually, yes. Pokémon will still exist, but we will finally treat them like humans, understanding their power and their true feelings. And finally we'll find out if Pokémon are really aliens! *laughs*
DJ Mary *laughing*: They do seem like the Vulcans and the Betazoids of the future.
Janeway: Maybe.
DJ Mary: So do you have Pokémon of your own?
Janeway: Well, yes, but I left them at home.
DJ Mary: What kinds?
Janeway *smiling*: Some Nidorans, a Pikachu...a Dragonair...and a Chikorita.
DJ Mary: Do you breed?
Janeway: Yes, I do. They're in my ranch. I like seeing them in their natural environment.
DJ Mary: On Voyager, do you understand what they're saying and what you act out?
*explosion blows out the door*
Jesse: Prepare for trouble, Janeway!
James: And make it double!
DJ Mary: Team Rocket? Security!
Quinn: Team Rocket!
Ash: What the hell are you doing here?
Jesse: It's the twerp and his friends! Go, Arbok!
James: Go Wheezing! Smokescreen!
Quinn: Go, Charizard! Flamethrower!
Janeway: No, Quinn! We're-
*explosion blows out the tower*
Quinn: Kathryn, grab my hand!
Janeway *grabbing hand*:You do look like someone I know.
Quinn: No, it must be a coincidence. Everybody says I look like Q, but I'm not Q. I'm just a Pokémon trainer. *pulls Janeway close onto Charizard*
Janeway: Thanks...
Q: Of course, Kathryn. I wonder what Ash and the other guys ended up...
*On Voyager*
Troi: Hey, don't worry about Janeway...it's not like the ship's going to self-destruct...
Computer: Warning, this ship is going to self destruct in ten minutes.
Troi: On second thought...abandon ship!
*Meanwhile...*
Ash: Go, Snorlax!
Misty: Good idea! Hey, there's Quinn and Janeway!
DJ Mary: The radio tower...
Brock: Ohhh...*gets close to DJ Mary* Can I hold you?
Misty: Brock...*pulls his ear*
DJ Mary: Hehe...
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What's going to happen to Janeway next? And what about the Voyager's fate?
And will Janeway find out who Quinn really is?
Creepy...