Chapter Six
Ice and Fire
*On Enterprise*
Picard *sober*: Goddammit...Voyager's gone! Poor Captain Janeway...*chuckles*
Seven: She's missing, not dead, Baldy. *smirks*
Picard: Baldy? Hey...you're a Borg, wern't you bald?
Seven: F-ck you.
*Meanwhile...*
Janeway: So, Quinn...
Quinn: Yes?
Janeway: I feel funny when I'm next to you. *Moves closer*
Quinn: Funny? Maybe you're getting sick...
Janeway: I'm fine...*kisses Quinn*
Quinn: *thoughts* Finally, I've earned the trust of Kathy...*puts hands around her waist*
Janeway *letting go*: Well, I shouldn't be falling in love with someone from this world.
Quinn: I...
*In the Q continuum...*
q: Come on, you guys, Voyager's been blown up! The captain's gone, everything is in shambles! Stupid people...
Other Q: We don't care, it's not our fault!
Amanda: I believe you q. I'll help you.
q: Amanda?
Amanda: Yeah, it's me.
q: Well, then come on, I gotta save my aunt!
*Somewhere out there in a parallel universe...*
Fairy Queen *who coincidentally looks like Captain Janeway*: Who did it? I want an answer now!
Someone in the crowd: Tom and Harry did it!
Fairy Queen *mad*: Tom, Harry, up here now!
Tom: I was just having a bit of fun...
Harry: Yeah!
Fairy Queen: Well, you've messed up the space-time continuum! *stands up* And you're going to come with me so we can fix the damage...*raises scepter*
*On the Enterprise...*
Picard: Amanda Rogers? And you must be Q...
q: Where's Voyager?
Seven: It blew up.
Chakotay: q! Where's Kathryn?
q: I have no f-cking idea, Commander, stay put!
Commander: I want to know! *grabs q's collar*
q: Put me down! Dammit!
*Chakotay puts him down.*
Amanda: How did Captain Janeway end up missing?
Seven: A flash of light brought her to another location.
Amanda: What color?
Seven: Blue.
Amanda: Oh dear...q, we better go..."
q: Why, I want to make the Enterprise come in tye-
*Flash of light*
*In the Pokémon world...*
Janeway: Quinn...if I asked you to come to my world...would you do that?
Quinn: *uneasily*: Maybe...
*flash of light*
q: Dad!
Quinn: q?!
Janeway: q?!
q: That's my dad, Captain Janeway.
Janeway: WHAT? Q!
Quinn/Q: Well, I...
Janeway: Get off! *pushes Q off*
*blue flash of light*
Fairy Queen: Oh, there you are! I've been looking for you in millions of worlds, Captain Janeway.
Janeway: Wait, you look like me...except for that dress. And they look like Tom and Harry, except for those wands...Okay, what are you here for?
Fairy Queen: You can call me Kate. I'm here to bring you back home to Voyager.
*green flash of light*
Ice Queen *who looks like Janeway, of course*: Well, I'm not going to let you, Kate. I'll turn this world to ice-Ouch, what the hell?
Fairy Queen: Hah, you're sitting on fire, stupid! Tom, Harry, take Janeway home! *turns* Tom, Harry? Goddammit!
Ice Queen: Goodbye, Fairy Queen! *pushes her off*
Fairy Queen *grabbing the hem of the dress*: I'm taking you down with me, Ice Queen!
Ice Queen *grabbing Janeway's hand*: I'm taking this clone with me too! *laughs*
Janeway: Damn!
*They fall*
*Enterprise-E...*
Picard: Something's wrong...The Voyager's back, hail it!
q: She's gone...we can't save her.
Amanda: She's probably dead from the fall from 2000 meters in the sky.
Picard:...
Seven: Then we'll go to Starfleet for debriefing.
Chakotay: Kathryn...she's dead...
Picard:...well, we'll give her a burial. *laughs*
*Meanwhile...*
Janeway: Thank god for you guys. So, are you going to come with me?
Fairy Queen: Shit, my scepter is broken!
Ice Queen: So is mine!
Both of them: It's your fault!
Janeway: Hey, shut up! I'm trying to get some Pokémon!
Both of them: Why don't you!
Janeway: For some Queens, you're both bitches. *turns back to the tree*
Fairy Queen: Well, your head is full of hot air, Captain!
Ice Queen: We could turn you into a grasshopper if our scepters aren't broken!
Janeway: Well, they are, so I can bitch about you guys.
*At the other side of the forest...*
Ash: Oh shit, we're lost!
DJ Mary: And I don't have any Pokémon! *pouts*
Misty: Hey, there's a fork in the road!
Brock: Yeay!
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How will the Queens and Janeway survive? How will they get back? And what about Ashy Boy and his friends? Will they survive?
@.@
*Meanwhile...*
Ice Queen: I got it! We'll combine scepters so we get back!
Fairy Queen: Yeah, right. I'm not trusting you with my scepter!
Janeway: Use magic or something!
Q: Ow...Kathy, why the hell did you push me?
Janeway: Q!
Fairy Queen&Ice Queen: Q? Who's he?
Q: Three Kathys? Wow, I've hit the jackpot-ow!
*The two queens smack Q, the poor thing...*
Janeway: Hey, hey, get off him! Q, are you okay?
*disappears then reappears*
Q: Yeah, yeah, I'm quite all right...
Fairy Queen: How the hell did you do that?
Q: I'm the omnipotent Q, now, will you please tell me why you're here, Fairy Queen and Ice Queen? You're supposed to be in your universes, not here in the meadow.
*a group of Cleffairy come by*
Fairy Queen: Oh how cute! *picks one up*
Cleffairy: Cleff Cleffairy!
Ice Queen: How vulgar!
Q: Now, now, Miss Ice Queen, they're animals. Don't-
Ice Queen: *Grabs Q* I'll stuff them in your mouth if you don't shut up!
Janeway: *gets Q out* He's my man, missy.
Ice Queen: I wasn't trying to gain his f-cking heart, Captain Bitchy.
Janeway: I dare you to say that again.
Ice Queen: Captain Bitchy.
*Janeway punches Ice Queen*
Ice Queen *sliding backwards*: Why you- *throws Fairy Queen's scepter*
Fairy Queen *from doing the metronome with the Cleffairy*: Hey, that's mine!
Janeway: Oh god...
*scepter stops an centimeter from her nose*
Janeway: Thank god. *sighs*