Chapter Eight
What are we doing here?
Janeway:
Chakotay:
Q:
Harry:
Tom:
*in the fairy world*
Harry:
Tom:
*static*
UPN: Due to some signal problems, we will not be showing Voyager: Their Pokémon Adventure, and therefore, we will show some other programming tonight...
J.T: Oh shit. *phones CaptainKJ which we will refer to as Kate* Kate, did you hear?
Kate: Yeah, yeah, they're doing it again! And I wrote the screenplays too! *pouts*
J.T: Hey, don't sweat it-UPN's trying to can it!
Kate: Well, Fox is good...but I'm still mad at them for putting Boston Public on Fridays, so I'm not going to put it on there...(I'm a Boston Public fan)
J.T: Crap, they're showing Star Trek TNG tonight...
Kate: Which episode?
J.T: The one where they're stuck in a time loop...*groans*
Kate: Oh man...*groans*
J.T: Hey, someone's on my line, hold on-
Kate: Yeah, me too...*pushes hold button* Shannon, hey.
Shannon: They're canning your show, right?
Kate: Basically.
Shannon: Yeah, I was wondering why they're showing Picard.
Kate: Yeah, yeah...
Shannon: Wanna make a petition?
Kate: You can do it, I'll just call UPN. I have J.T on the line...
J.T: Who's paying the charges?
Kate: Me, of course.
J.T: Hey, who's with you?
Kate: Shannon.
J.T: Hey, Shannon, how's it going over there?
Shannon: Boring, of course. Picard's boring.
J.T: Talk about it. So, Kate, let's say we protest.
Kate: I can't do that, it's in my contract.
Shannon: Hey, that rhymes!
J.T:....
Kate: Um...Shannon, this isn't the time for noticing things like that...
Shannon: But it's fun!
*Meanwhile....*
Janeway: Goddammit, this box doesn't work. *kicks it*
Tom: God, Captain, there's the button! *pushes it*
Janeway: Oh...
Lorelei: Who wants some coffee?
Janeway, Fairy Queen, and Ice Queen: Me, me!
Janeway: You?
Fairy Queen: It's currency in my world.
Ice Queen: It's a luxury that only I have in my world. *laughs*
*Stares from the Fairy Queen and Janeway*
Janeway: Right....
Fairy Queen: Well, if you didn't turn your world into ice, this wouldn't had happen!
Ice Queen: Well, I am the ice queen...
*aside...*
Chakotay: I think I see a connection...
Tom: What are you talking about?
Chakotay: Them, stupid. *points to the Queens and Janeway*
Harry: Commander, they all look like Janeway, stupid!
Chakotay: NO, not that, I meant the Queens are the good and evil side of Janeway.
Tom: The captain has an evil side? OH no!
Janeway *glaring*: Shut up, Tom Eugene Paris!
Tom: Aye, Captain!
Chakotay: Yeah, don't you see?
Tom: All I see is Captain Janeway, Arachnia, and Arachnia who's very pretty.
Lance: Hey, that's my girl!
Tom: I was talking about the Fairy Queen, Lance!
Lance: Oh.
Lorelei: Hey, I have beer...who put it there?
Lance *hiding a smirk*: That was my beer.
Lorelei: LANCE!
Lance: Oops.
*Meanwhile...*
Kate: F-ck you. *slams phone down*
Kate's Mom: Kate, don't do that!
Kate: Sorry, mom!
*phone rings*
Kate: Hello...
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Who's called Kate? And whats going to happen to her show? What about the Voyager Crew?
Find out next time...