Voyager: Their Pokémon Adventure
Chapter Nine:
Home-Or is it?
*In Kate's world*
Kate: Hello...
*static*
Kate: ....*puts phone down*
*Meanwhile*
Chakotay *approaching the group*: Hi.
Janeway: Hi, Chakotay.
Fairy Queen: Hey, he looks like my husband.
Ice Queen: Yeah, you're right.
Janeway: But he's my husband!
Chakotay:....^^;
Janeway: Sorry, Chuckles, what were you saying?
Chakotay: I need to speak with you for a moment.
*Fairy World*
Tom: Hey, maybe we should have some more fun!
Harry: Yeah...how about this...wait I hear someone...
*flash of light*
Kate: J.T, we're not going through this again...
J.T: Okay Kate...what the f-ck?
Kate: What?!
J.T: There are Pokémon popping up everywhere!
Kate: J.T, what did you have today?
J.T: Look outside!
Kate *opening curtains*: Damn!
*knock*
Kate: Someone's knocking at the door...*goes downstairs and opens it*
Janeway: Um...how do I say this? I'm Captain Janeway of the Starship Voyager and we're stuck here. With Pokémon.
Kate *still holding the phone*: If it wasn't raining Pokémon, I would've...well, come in, and bring the Pokémon with you, Lorelei.
Lorelei: How-how-
Kate: Never mind, just come in...J.T, you should come over.
J.T: You're joking, right? Janeway's there?
Kate *looking over her shoulder*: Yeah. Not Kate Mulgrew, Kathryn Janeway.
J.T: Well, I'll be there in five minutes.
Kate: Sure...*hangs up* Okay, did Q do this?
Q: No, my powers are gone, so I didn't do this. Anyway, I wouldn't do this anyway.
Kate: And why are there three Janeways?
Chakotay: They're Janeway's good and evil sides!
Janeway: Chuckles, they are not my good and evil sides...
*Back to Tom and Harry...*
Tom: Hello, your Highness...
Harry: Your Highness....
Fairy King: And what are you doing here, Tom and Harry?
Tom: Watching over the Queen's stuff.
Harry: Yeah...what he said.
Fairy King *raising an eyebrow*: Hmmm...well, I'll take over. Be off with you.
*Tom and Harry back up, then turn around, taking the scepter*
Fairy King: Shit-Hey, come back!
*Meanwhile...*
Kate: Oh, this is cute. *picks up Pikachu* Pikachu...*pats him*
Pikachu: pika pi...
J.T: Man, this is good stuff for the Star Trek newsletter...So, Captain, what is your insight on the pre-warp earth?
Janeway: Well...
Tom: It's cool!
Kate: Try being in my shoes, Tom Paris.
Tom: What do you do?
Kate: Write screenplays.
Seven: That is an inefficient job to do.
Kate: It pays millions, Seven.
Tom: Cool! What do you write?
Kate: Star Trek Voyager parodies.
*Silence*
Janeway: So you know all about this?
Kate: Well, not this...
*phone rings*
Kate: Kate here.
UPN Executive: Kate, did you see what happened tonight?
Kate: Duh...
UPN Executive: Well, we're not going to cancel your show. Your writings are true!
Kate:....^^; Yeah...
Tom: Hey, let me use the phone! *grabs it* Hi, I'm Tom Eugene Paris!
Kate: Hey, that's a high paying executive there...
Tom: No, really-
Kate *grabbing the phone*: He's one of my friends...crazy guy, really...
Executive: Well, we'll be seeing the screenplay by tomorrow...
Kate: Good, because I already wrote one...*hangs up* Tom, you ass!
Tom: Can I call someone?
Kate&J.T: No!
Tom: Oh man...can I have the phone then?
Kate: Hey, this is a 400 dollar phone, you dumb pilot.
B'Elanna: That's what I've been telling him!
Tom: Oh man...
Janeway: How do we get back...
Seven: If we can build a ship...
Kate: You're forgetting that we have no dilithium here...well, if you don't have tricorders, you can't get to it...
Harry: Hey, there's dilithium here!
Kate: You are not going to mine here, this is private property!
Janeway: She's right, Harry. And we can't build a warp core here, there're no space.
Kate: Yeah...Harry...
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Well, I so don't know what's going to happen next...