Chapter Ten:
Okay....
*The Next Day at School-Geometry class*
Kate *sitting down at desk*: Sorry, I'm late. Ms. Smith, but I had some...
Ms. Smith: Yes, I know. Today, class, we have some a new student...
Janeway: Hi, I'm Kathryn...um...
J.T *to Kate*: Oh my god, what is she wearing?
Kate: Looks like my Tommy shirt, my Levi shorts, and my...*covers mouth* My army boots!
Janeway: ..and so, I would like to meet all of you guys and have some fun here...*smiles and winks*
Ms. Smith: Kathryn, you are going to sit next to...Kate. Kate raise your hand.
Janeway *sitting down*: Hey, Kate!
Kate: Kathryn, what the hell did you do to yourself...damn, you guys have no fashion sense. And is that my purple lipstick?
Kathryn: Well, I like the color...
Kate: When this is over, you and I are going to the restroom.
*After class*
Kate: Sit still, Kathryn...*fiddles with hair*
Kathryn: But this is annoying! Ow!
Kate: Your hair is out of style here, Kathryn...
*a group of Pikachu come in*
Pikachus: Pi pi ka chu, pi pi pi pikachu, cha...
Kate: Who let the Pikachu in?
Kathryn: They're cute! *picks one up* How cute!
*Meanwhile, in Kate's house*
Chakotay *standing on table*: Party at Kate's expense!
Lance: I found her money!
Harry: I found expensive equipment!
Tom: I found her credit card-lets go!
Fairy Queen: Oh that isn't nice...
Ice Queen: Hey, it's at someone's expense! *gets beer*
Lorelei: Lance, come here...
Lance *dancing with Ice Queen*: Yeah baby yeah!
Lorelei: Hmph.
Harry: Hey, Lorelei, come here and give me a kiss...
Lorelei: Okay...
*School*
J.T: Skipping class already?
Kate: Well, Janeway's gone overboard with the Pikachu...
J.T: We really need to get them back...she's surpassed me as the most popular...*frowns*
Kate: And the Pokémon, Mr. Harper fell asleep by a Jigglypuff with a marker!
J.T: Freaky. *sticks Pocky [1] in mouth* So, how are we supposed to get them back?
Kate: You know, I haven't thought about that. *sighs*
J.T: Yeah, Miss Voyager Freak.
Kate: You're the Voyager Freak around here.
*In the Fairy world...*
Fairy King: Guards, seize the miscreants!
Tom: Here goes nothing- *points scepter at guards*
Fairy King: What the f-ck?
*guards are flowers*
Harry: Good one!
Fairy King: Damn, Damn, damn!
*Meanwhile at school*
Kathryn: These braids hurt!
Kate: You'll get used to it.
J.T: Yeah, they're in style now.
Kathryn: No kidding. *picks up books and Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pika piiii!
Kate: Oh shit, shit.
J.T *putting another Pocky in mouth and looking at Pokédex*: Diglett and Dugtrio. They ruined the halls.
Kate *snatching Pocky*: J.T, it's not time for cookies and chocolate! We really need to find out who is responsible for this...
Kathryn: Hello, Diglett. Hello, Onix. Hello...
Kate: ...*throbbing vein* Captain Janeway!
Kathryn: What?
J.T: We should go home...
*Meanwhile, drunks in the house...*
Chakotay: Who has the whisky?
Lance: Who has the sake?
Harry: Lorelei, one more?
Lorelei: Sure! *giggles*
Fairy Queen *giggling*: Harder, Tom, harder!
Q: Someone throw the hard lemonade here!
*sound of broken glass*
Q: You missed, you idiot.
Seven: Sorry, Q.
B'Elanna: We ran out of liquor!
Tuvok: Then get some! *hics*
*groans*
Tom: Ooh, lets pawn more stuff!
Lorelei: Harder, harry!
Harry: Of course...
*Outside*
Kate: Something's wrong...
J.T: Yeah, it's too quiet.
*Kate opens the door*
Kate: What the hell is going on?! Where is my beanie babies collection?!
J.T: They pawned it. They pawned my priceless gift for money!
*phone rings*
Kate: Yes?
Credit Card company: You've went over the limit by...10 thousand dollars!
Kate: Damn! *turns slowly to the crew* You're going to pay for anything you've taken from me, right now! *hangs up*
J.T: Hey, they're-
Kate: Shut up, J.T. Now clean up this mess!
*Meanwhile*
Ice King: Hmm...Kate? *Turns* Hmmm...she's left her coffee cup here...*claps*
Red shirt Servant: Yes, your highness?
Ice King: Do you know where the Queen is?
Servant: No, highness.
Ice King: Very well, get my scepter for me.
Servant: Yes, highness.
*At Kate's house*
Ice Queen: This is stupid...
Fairy Queen: Nothing is free in life.
Ice Queen: Everything was free for me! Now this!
Fairy Queen: Well, it is her house.
Ice Queen: Oh shut up...
Kathryn: You know, they really act like me...
Kate: You know about the good and evil in you?
Kathryn: Yeah.
Kate: Well they're the good and evil sides of you.
Kathryn: How-
Kate: Well, if everything is going like in my script, you'll be-oh, temporal prime directive, Kathryn. I can't tell you. *grins*
Kathryn: So if they're my good and evil sides, then what's the mirror universe?
*Meanwhile*
Tom: Well, it's kinda boring here...
Harry: Then let's spruce it up!
*flash of light*
Kate: Where am I?
Lorelei: It looks like a fairy world here...
Lance: Oh man, I wanted to stay with Kate here! *grabs Kate's arm*
Fairy Queen: Well, this is unexpected...hey there's the palace!
J.T *to Kate*: Isn't there something about eating fairy food?
Kate: Yeah...
Fairy Queen: Come on...
Kate *to J.T*: Don't eat any of the food, okay?
J.T: Well, it's not going to last. *holds up bag of Pocky*
Kate: Well, I had lunch, so it's okay.
*An hour later*
Kate: Sheesh, there's good food here!
Fairy Queen: I wonder where my husband is...
*In the moat*
Fairy King: Where are you, Tom, Harry...
Tom: Here! *points scepter at him*
*dragon comes out*
Fairy King: Shit! *swims*
Tom: Haha!
Harry: Give me the scepter! *points at the King*
*dragon becomes smaller*
Tom: Wrong spell, dumbass.
Harry: Hey, I wasn't the best magic user!
*the King hauls himself up the bridge*
King: Haha! I'll be seeing you in the dunegons! *Runs inside*
*In the dining hall*
Ice Queen: Wow, this is better than the stuff I get!
Fairy Queen: I'll give you the recipe. Now, where is Tom and Harry?
Kate: Well, in my script it says the King comes in and tells us-
Fairy King: Tom and Harry are at the moat with the scepter-okay, who did you drag in today?
Fairy Queen *grinning* Well, I had this adventure...and I..well...
Fairy King *sitting down across Kate*: Hello. *holds out hand*
Kate: Hi, I'm Kate. *shakes hand*
Fairy King: Really? Well, here you can't name yourself with the Queen's name, but anyway, I'm-
Kate *looking at script, bewildering the King*: Chakotay. Right?
Fairy King: Are you-
Kate *looking up*: Uh, no, but I write screenplays.
Fairy King: Really? We need good programming here-
Fairy Queen: Honey, maybe you should eat. Pie, anyone?
Kate: Excuse me. *stands up, drags J.T with her*
J.T: Wait, I want the pie!
Kate: Idiot, we ate the food, we're stuck here!
J.T: Maybe it doesn't apply here!
Kate: No, stupid, we're fairies! I didn't want to be a fairy, I wanted to be a f-cking vampire!
J.T: If we're fairies, can't we wish ourselves that?
*Meanwhile*
Lorelei: Someone give me another plate, I'm going to spin it on a stick!
Lance: Here!
Janeway: Go, go!
Chakotay: It's weird talking to myself.
Fairy King: Same here. So, what do you do?
Chakotay: I'm a commander on a spaceship.
Fairy King: Cool!
Harry: Hey, Tom, look at this! *throws a match in the wine bottle*
Tom: Damn!
Lance: Cool, look at this! *blows at match*
Tom: Hey, Captain, look at this!
Janeway: Later.
Tuvok: No, no, look at this! *dumps match on cloth and drenches it with wine*
Fairy Queen: Fire, fire!
*panic ensues*
Tuvok: Oops.
Janeway: Oops is right!
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What's going to happen to the gang with the fairy food? Will Kate get her wish?
*Meanwhile, with Picard and the Enterprise...*
Picard: Hurry! *activates self destruct*
Riker: I'm staying captain.
Troi: Will, if you're staying, I am too.
Crusher: Me too.
Kate *directing*: Cut, cut! More feeling, please! Hey, wait, wasn't I supposed to be in the Fairy Realm?
*scene change*
Kate: Lets see...I was supposed to be here...
Kathryn: J.T, does she have any magical powers?
J.T: No, not any that I know of.
*sighs*