A/N: Well, this is part of the shore leave that the Voyager-E has...month eight of Kate's pregnancy.
Chapter Eleven:
Shore Leave
Month Six
Shifting Times
*On the Voyager-E*
Kate Janeway: Hey! *gets paint over her hair*
Jolie: Sorry! *paints banner*
Kate: It's all right.
Robert: Honeybunny...
Kate: Not in public!
Robert: Sorry, Captain. How do you like it?
Kate: What?
Robert: This.
*meanwhile*
Kate: Oh great...
J.T: Yeah.
*stares at singed table*
Kathryn: Hey, it could've been worse-*sniffs* Who's hair is burning?
*muffled giggles*
Kate: It's you.
Kathryn: Shit, get it off! *runs in circles*
Kate: Lets see, it says that someone will...
Tom: Here! *pours wine over her head*
Kathryn: TOM PARIS!
Harry: Hey, bonfire!
Tom: Sorry, Captain...
J.T: Here. *pours water*
Kathryn: Thank god...
*muffled laughter*
Kathryn: What?
Kate: Here. *Throws mirror*
Kathryn: Oh my god! *screams*
Kate: Um...
*everybody steps backward*
Kathryn: My hair, my hair! *cries*
*Voyager-E*
Kate: Here, you missed a spot. *takes cream and throws it at Robert's face*
Robert: Kate, honey! *throws some more*
Miral: Food fight!
*food is thrown at Kate and Robert*
Robert: Is that flan?
Kate: Coffee!
*Meanwhile*
Tom: Hey...
Harry: More?
Tom: Yeah...
*Flash of light*
Kathryn: What the hell is going on here?
*stares at the food fight*
Kate Janeway: Mother?
Kathryn: Mother? What do you mean, I have no children!
*fight stops*
Jolie: Hey, it's Admiral Janeway!
Colin: No, Jolie, that's Captain Janeway...
*hushed silence*
Kate Janeway: Okay, who is meddling in this time? Q?
Q: No, I'm here. With out my powers.
Kate Janeway: Oh. Well, everybody in my ready room. And stop staring at me like I'm some kind of Borg hybrid!
Robert *bending down and whispering*: Um, technically you are.
Kate Janeway: Oh, shut up, dear.
Robert: Yes, Captain.
*Meanwhile*
Tom: Yeah, we rule!
Harry: No, I'm the King!
Tom: But I have the scepter!
Harry: Now you don't. *tackles Tom*
Tom: Now look at what you've done, you broke the damn thing!
Harry: Uh-Oh.
*Briefing Room*
Kate Janeway: Hey, Kath.
Kate: How's it going?
J.T: Okay, okay, who's who? I'm confused badly. *puts Pocky in mouth*
Kate: That's Kate Janeway, that's Captain Janeway, and I'm Kate. You're J.T, and this is the Voyager-E crew...
J.T: Okay okay, Kate, I get it now!
Kate: Oh, okay.
Kate Janeway: Everybody sit down, sit...
Janeway: Wow, these are better than the Voyager's!
Chakotay: That's my seat.
Robert: No, mine!
*fights break out*
Kate Janeway: Stop!
*slience*
Kate Janeway: Holodeck One, now!
*In the Fairy world*
Tom: No, no...
Harry: That goes there, dimwit.
Prime Minister *who looks like the Doctor*: Ahem. What are you doing?
Tom: Nothing, sir, nothing!
Harry: Yeah!
Prime Minister: Oh, okay...
*Holodeck One*
Kate Janeway: Okay, who messed up my program? Why is everything monochrome?
Tom: Captain Proton!
Janeway: Oh no...
Colin: Oh shit...
Chakotay: Nice...
T'Vela: Illogical.
Miral: Colin, you idiot...
Robert: Hey, Kate, did you throw the catsuit here?
Harry: Where's Dr. Chaotica?
B'Elanna: Great...
Seven: Inefficient.
Ice Queen: I know...
Doctor: Please state the nature of the emergency.
Jolie: Colin, nice program.
Fairy King: Hmmm.
Fairy Queen: Yeay!
Lorelei: Ooh, Buck Rogers in the 25th century!
Lance: Typical Star Trek.
*A day later*
Kate: God god god...this sucks.
Robert: It sure does.
Kate: No, I meant these reports, they suck ass.
Robert: Really? Good, I have time to revise mine...
Kate: No you don't...
*Flash of light*
Kate: What...what am I doing here...
*Meanwhile*
Janeway: All stop...wait, I feel like I traveled through time.
Chakotay: I know how you feel.
*In the Pokémon world*
Lorelei: Okay...
Lance: Ooh, there goes Captain Janeway!
*In the Fairy World*
Fairy Queen: Chakotay?
Fairy King: I'm an idiot, my scepter was working, and I didn't use it...*laughs*
*He gets slapped by the Queen*
Fairy Queen: Stupid!
*In the woods*
Tom: Why am I in chains?
Harry: Yeah...hey, who's dragging us?
Prime Minister: Hahah...
*Ice World*
Ice King: These miscreants tried to take over the ice world...
Ice Queen: Go away...*broods in throne*
*The Q Continuum*
Q: My head hurts...Kathy...
q: She's not here, take a message.
Q: Oh shut up...
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The End...or is it?
*Meanwhile*
Picard: What the hell?
Crusher: It's been Borgified...
Troi: Not again.
Riker: I'm scared...
Admiral Paris: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
*screams are heard*
*In the world where Kate and J.T live...*
Kate: I feel funny.
J.T: Yeah, so do I.
Kate *looking in mirror*: I'm a vampire!
J.T: Really...*screams*
Kate: What, J.T?
J.T: I never wanted to become a vampire! I can't comb my hair, I can't see a mirror anymore, I can't do this, I can't do that...
Kate: Go ahead, burn in the sun. *goes upstairs* Gotta make a few calls...*Laughs*
*In a world that no one has gone to...*
Prince Diamond *looking in crystal ball*: Hahaha....and Tom and Harry thought they were controlling time and space...*laughs*
Sailor Moon: What the hell are you talking about...and why aren't you destroying us?
Sailor Jupiter: Yeah, why aren't you?
Prince Diamond: Go away...
Sailor Mercury: I think we should go...
Sailor Venus: Yeah, I don't want to miss my appointment at the mall...
Sailor Chibi Moon: Wait for me...
Tuxedo Mask: Yeah, Sailor Moon, we should go...
Sailor Moon: Okay...*pouts*