Chapter 12
Back with a Vengeance
*Two Years Later…*
Janeway: Risa at last, Chakotay.
Chakotay: Yeah, I know…with no…
*At the resort*
Kate: Stupid replicator!
J.T: Relax, Kate, it's okay…
Shannon: Vampires…*sighs*
*Meanwhile…*
Fairy Queen: The Federation is a nice place.
Fairy King: I don't like it.
Queen: Oh, come on, Chakotay…
King: Kathryn…*sighs*
*Meanwhile…again…*
Kathryn: Oh, god, don't tell me that's Kate.
*In another place*
Kate: Oh god, don't tell me that's the fairy queen!
*In the pool*
Queen: Don't tell me that's Kathryn Janeway…
*In another world*
Mulgrew: Damn, Robert, get it right without laughing!
Robert: But Kate, that's really funny!
Robert: Kate, shoot's up!
Roxanne: Come on…
Mulgrew: It's the directors fault! Makeup!
*Flash of light…*
Kate: Goddamn!
Janeway: Shit!
Queen: What?
Mulgrew: What the hell happened here?
Kate: Very amusing.
Janeway: Kate, shut up, I was having fun with Chakotay.
Queen: SO was I!
Mulgrew: I don't get it.
Q: Oh, girls! *snap*
*classroom*
Q: Today, we're going to learn-
*bolt of energy hits the stick*
Kate: Shut up, Q! *stands* I'm ditching this stand!
*Hits wall, drops*
Queen: My, that was weird.
Janeway: Q, we were having fun!
Mulgrew: Today's my photo shoot!
Janeway: Goody for you.
Mulgrew: Take that back!
Janeway: Sticks and stones-
*Mulgrew punches Janeway*
Janeway: Damn you bitch! You messed up my make up!
Mulgrew: So? Who cares?
Janeway: I do! *punches Mulgrew*
Mulgrew: Bitch!
Queen: Stop, everybody!
*All halt*
Kate *woozy*: Hi…ow…stupid vampire redundancy…
Everybody: Vampire?
Kate: Damn.
*Meanwhile*
Chakotay: I win! Another shot, you!
King: Not again *hic* you bastard! *hic*
J.T: Where's Kate?
Shannon: Don't worry, J.T. She's going to come back. *sips martini*
J.T: I know her. She's a bitch when it comes to making appointments.
Shannon: She was always one.
J.T: Yeah…you're right.
Shannon: I'm always right, J.T.
*At…the classroom?*
Q: What a surprise. *sighs*
Janeway: How did that happen?
Queen: Fairy food. *sighs*
Mulgrew: What's happening here? Do you guys have makeup?
Kate Janeway: Mulgrew, shut up. I shouldn't have saved you. You're getting bitchier than ever.
Mulgrew: Say what?!
Kate: She's right.
Mulgrew: You're the vampire!
Kate: So? It's not like I kill for anything.
Q: Ladies, ladies, stop bitching and get something up.
Kate: Get us out of here.
Q: No can do!
Kate: *slamming him to the wall*: You better or I'll kill you.
Q: Like you can-
*Kate wrings his neck*
Q: Stop that….
*flash*
King: Huh? Kathryn?
Evreybody: Yes?
King: I meant the queen.
Kate: Like you meant her.
*King blushes*
Queen: Kate, shut up!
Kate: Why don't you. I'm leaving. *disappears*
Kate Janeway: Why didn't she use that before?
Janeway: I have no idea.
Mulgrew: I want to be back on the set!
Queen: Why don't we all leave...
*flash*
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What's happening now, that I've started it up again?
Why is Mulgrew there?
What's happened to Picard and Co?
Picard *huffing*: Where are we?
Crusher *huffing* I can't take it anymore!
Archer: Hi, who are you?
Picard: I am Captain Picard of the Starship Enterprise.
Archer: …
T'Pol: Sir, we should detain them.
Archer: Yes, great idea. Malcolm, Tucker.
Comm. Tucker: Sir, I'm the engineer.
Archer: So?
Malcolm: Shut up, and do this.
Tucker: You shut up! You're the one wearing lipstick!
Archer: Break it up and go!
Picard *yelling*: I SAVED THE EARTH! I SAVED THE EARTH!
Archer: What is he talking about?